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Bubbly girls use an astounding number of exclamation points. I think the number of seconds they hold it down is somehow proportionate to their enthusiasm. One second: Baseline - normal operating levels. (Approx 3 - 5 exclamation points) Two seconds: Happiness and calm enjoyment (Approx 5 - 8 exclamation points) Three seconds: Excitement (Approx 7 - 10 exclamation points) Four seconds: Thrill or light flirting (Approx 10 - 14 exclamation points) Five - seven seconds: Sexual passion (Approx 15 - 25 exclamation points) First Class Citizen Twice Over
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I don't know about that. I used to do fine with women when I was 19. I think it's something worse. Probably organic. Maybe malignant. First Class Citizen Twice Over
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I'd be fascinated to know why you think this. First Class Citizen Twice Over
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This is brilliant. Exactly right. Insightful. First Class Citizen Twice Over
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Off topic, but I just CAN'T hear that name without thinking of ... well ... errrr .... Just go to google and search on "santorum". That's all there is to that. First Class Citizen Twice Over
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A WHAT?? First Class Citizen Twice Over
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Flicking first. THEN scotch. We have plenty of both. First Class Citizen Twice Over
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Have you seen the price of 100LL lately? I think that burger is up to $150. First Class Citizen Twice Over
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With our latest haul (u-haul, actually) the urgency is greatly diminished. Whew! But there's ALWAYS more on our shopping list. So don't even THINK about crossing the border without two 750ml housewarming gifts (which we'll gladly pay you back for of course.) First Class Citizen Twice Over
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Krisanne, we finally brought the 4 cases of scotch and 40 cases of wine up here a week ago. You DEFINITELY should come visit. First Class Citizen Twice Over
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Hardly! I never feel guilty drinking something tasty. How could guilt come up? That's just unnatural and perverse. We have had dozens of parties with scores of magnificent bottles in plain view and there's never been a problem. We must invite a different type of guest. First Class Citizen Twice Over
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Let's see... It's been a good day so I've been debating pouring a dram of Booker's Distiller's Masterpiece (20 years old and port cask finished -- sold in its own wood and glass display case -- only 6 bottles imported into all of Oregon). On the other hand, I was also considering tasting a bit of my Black Maple Hill cask strength Premium Single Barrel Bourbon. I have the 14 year old cask #150 or the 16 year old cask #117 to choose between. Don't get me started on the scotch collection! Edited to add: Just made a choice and poured a nice serving of the 14 year old Black Maple Hill into a Riedel Vinum single malt whiskey glass. First Class Citizen Twice Over
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Wow. A three-year old thread! And three year's later, I think everyone agree's tha't the problem ha'sn't improve'd one bit. I mourn English. First Class Citizen Twice Over
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Any Singaporean/Malaysian skydivers about here?
narcimund replied to twibbles's topic in The Bonfire
Ah Genting! Love that $5/minute tunnel time -
Ok. Then don't turn off the television. First Class Citizen Twice Over
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Turn off the television. First Class Citizen Twice Over
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Got it. You're not gay. Nope, not gay. Check. First Class Citizen Twice Over
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Any Singaporean/Malaysian skydivers about here?
narcimund replied to twibbles's topic in The Bonfire
The only jumper I know in Malaysia is czechbase. He lived in KL last time I talked to him. First Class Citizen Twice Over -
Men, here are your five secrets to a perfect relationship.
narcimund replied to grue's topic in The Bonfire
I've got all this in one guy. What does that say about the basic assumptions of society? First Class Citizen Twice Over -
I'm sorry. I have always known I have trouble making my true inner thoughts known sometimes. It must be one of the long-term side effects of all the "hormones from taking birth control pills do to the hair on my sexuality". First Class Citizen Twice Over
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Oh? I wouldn't say you OR your oponion are average. First Class Citizen Twice Over
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Actually, I called that person on it, although I didn't call them OR you names. Why are you feeling persecuted? There weren't any particularly difficult words in what I said, were there? Although I did spell them all correctly, I think you can probably figure out the meaning. I strongly suspect you wouldn't think you could reasonably discuss YOUR love life with someone who who came in so offensively. Actually, you do HAVE a love life, right? First Class Citizen Twice Over
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RL, Don't waste your rationality. Remember this is the guy who wrote: First Class Citizen Twice Over
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Good god man, get counseling. Let these obsessive thoughts of other people's sexuality and hygiene go! First Class Citizen Twice Over