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Everything posted by theonlyski
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I doubt you've taken any IRC's. Why try to change something you haven't experienced? All of the tests are open book, to be completed before the course. The course is there to review the test, teach you what you need to know for that discipline, and test your ability to actually do it (both on the ground and in the air). ETA: Furthermore, then you would need all S&TA's to attend the standardization meetings and be rated in all disciplines. Say I wanted to get my IAD/SL ratings... would you prefer that: A) I took an online lesson, written test under the supervision of my non IAD/SL-I rated S&TA who maybe has seen an IAD/SL student dispatched from the plane once or B) I went to a rated IAD/SL-I/E who has experience in IAD/SL practices and rigging? Taking into account that either way, I would be allowed to dispatch students immediately after earning the rating. Who would you want as your instructor? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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They work well enough, I ended up not using them because I found that if the wind is bothering my eyes, I can sort of squint and that seals my cheeks against the bottom of the glasses. They are foam though, not sure how long they'll hold up but it should be similar to a pair of foam lined goggles. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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Curse words on your helmet/jumpsuit/rig/etc?
theonlyski replied to npgraphicdesign's topic in The Bonfire
Trick question, you haven't put the other one on your helmet yet. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message -
are the sores healing? Yeah, finally. I know you're old and your hearing aint what it used to be, but next time listen when I say NO TEETH! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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I am NOT the father! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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So the date with Shah went well? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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I pack main and reserve toggles with a fold in them so when they get out in the breeze, they open up. In over 400 jumps (many of which are camera jumps) and 2 saves of packing this way, never once caused an issue and I was even thanked by one of the guys I saved for having the toggles easy to get their hands into. Last thing I want is one of my saves to have to dick around trying to get their hands (and gloves) inside the toggle when they're already jacked on adrenaline. Fine motor movements are the first to go when the shit hits the fan. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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a hole in your canopy's top skin- what would you do?
theonlyski replied to shayelk's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
Because reserves malfunction too. How shitty would it feel to think while riding a streamer reserve that the main was better and wishing you would've just landed it. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message -
Novice Jumper - trying to figure out how to down-size properly
theonlyski replied to vbachmut's topic in Safety and Training
I load my Safire2 169 at about 1.2-1.3 and I have about 600 jumps. Could I downsize? Sure! Probably would have a lot of fun. But ya never know when you need to put it down LIKE THIS (note: the heavy breathing was to help keep the visor from fogging up, in thru nose out thru mouth-mouthport) Do you think you're ready to take your current canopy downwind into a backyard? At 42 jumps, you probably haven't gotten the slightest clue about what you don't know yet. That's not a really terrible thing, if you're open to learning and filling up your skill bucket before your luck bucket runs out. You say you've experienced it in all types of weather, I HIGHLY doubt that. Usually when the weather gets cooky, the first people to get grounded are the n00bs. That's again because you don't know what you don't know and could easily make a bad decision without knowing the possibilities given the conditions. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message -
Among many other I/E's out there that could be asked... They may be interested in a week or so vacation from their home DZ. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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How will you Celebrate International Talk Like a Pirate Day?
theonlyski replied to Southern_Man's topic in The Bonfire
Common misconception, so is R. Truth be told, it be th' C they lov'! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message -
Dirty3Some on the Farm! Oct 11-14
theonlyski replied to iluvtofly's topic in Events & Places to Jump
You're not gonna win. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message -
How will you Celebrate International Talk Like a Pirate Day?
theonlyski replied to Southern_Man's topic in The Bonfire
What be the pirates favorite letter? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message -
What browser/operating system? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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Nope and I hope they never do. You can have an examiner come to your DZ and work on the course, or have someone from your DZ become an examiner. I'm afraid to see what would come of online IRC's, we would have way more people with ratings but that isn't necessarily a good thing. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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For what it's worth, the towel is only there to serve as a barrier between the weights and the canopy. It would probably not have any effect on the humidity of the canopy. (unless the fucker is soaked and you shouldn't be packing it anyways) "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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Casino sues to recoup unshuffled deck wins
theonlyski replied to wayneflorida's topic in The Bonfire
Bomb go BOOM! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message -
Light weight jumper needs to fall FASTER!
theonlyski replied to cbuffalino's topic in Safety and Training
McDonalds worked for me. Seriously, this would be something that you should go over with experienced people/instructors that can jump with you. It could be the suit, it could be your form, it could be your weight. Hell, it could be all of the above! At around 100 jumps I couldn't stop a dive to a formation and would generally end up going low. I got a proper RW suit (the previous one was pretty damn tight) and haven't had a problem since. If I need to go faster, I can... If I need to go super slow (100lb girls on AFF slow), I wear more baggy clothing. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message -
Softest Opening Canopy
theonlyski replied to Bodhisattva420's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
I had almost the exact opposite experience with the Spectre. So much so that I gave it back to PD earlier than my demo turn in date. My Sabre2 and Safire2 both opened better than that dang pile of nylon. My Safire2 has the sweetest openings I've had in my limited canopy experience. (Navigators, Sabre2, Nitron, Spectre, Pilot, Precision Tandem and Safire2) "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message -
Curse words on your helmet/jumpsuit/rig/etc?
theonlyski replied to npgraphicdesign's topic in The Bonfire
I'm gonna get the word "FUCKING" across my entire helmet. Think of all the possible uses! Gonzo! Don't forget your fucking helmet! Practice safe sex... wear a fucking helmet! The possibilities are fucking endless! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message -
Curse words on your helmet/jumpsuit/rig/etc?
theonlyski replied to npgraphicdesign's topic in The Bonfire
"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message -
Curse words on your helmet/jumpsuit/rig/etc?
theonlyski replied to npgraphicdesign's topic in The Bonfire
Quit being a sissy. Put it on your helmet, if you're going to be in a place that it might be offensive, put a piece of gaffers tape over it. I give stickers to my rigging customers that say 'Ski rigs my shit' (hell, Rick made the damn things! Thanks again!) "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message -
I don't use a humidifier. My apt is usually around a 50% humidity according to my thermostat. For the ones that want to stay fluffy on me... I put a clean towel over the canopy and put 2x50lb weight plates on it for a while. That usually squeezes enough of the air out and makes it nice and easy to get a clean fold with. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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Adobe Flash Security blah blah (I need tech help)
theonlyski replied to JohnnyMarko's topic in The Bonfire
But installing a hosts file shouldn't be too difficult with good instructions. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message -
My first call would be to MEL (masterrigger1). "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message