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  1. theonlyski
    It generally means that the certificate doesn't match the site. Sometimes that's because it expired, sometimes it could mean it's been compromised. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  2. theonlyski
    Hey, the boss said so! I can't go against the manufactures instructions. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  3. theonlyski
    RTFM! Edit: I just went thru the site and am looking at the Malfunction Tree, it IS in the manual. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  4. theonlyski
    We went last night, may go more often, not positive. The GF really needs to study for her step 3 test in a few weeks. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  5. theonlyski
    Nope, but I'm about to be an uncle! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  6. theonlyski
    You said you would be there at 9:30, but didn't even leave your apt till what, 10? GF had to be up and at work early and I didn't want to hear her complaining about being sooooooo tired today! I didn't see you at Mad Dogs tonight... old lady! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  7. theonlyski
    Not f-n likely! Thanks guys! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  8. theonlyski
    He means ME! Shes my favorite special needs jumper, you're second or third or something. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  9. theonlyski
    Lisa? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  10. theonlyski
    If the 2 acre landing area was going to be an issue, why even bother with trying? If there's that much to loose, why basically tell the airport to fuck off and jump anyway? Wrong or not, your dz shot itself in the foot with that move. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  11. theonlyski
    Might wanna talk to the guys at The Farm... Seems to work out pretty damn well for them. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  12. theonlyski
    What about students? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  13. theonlyski
    Well, your cousin was trying to help you out. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  14. theonlyski
    Even more challenging when only 3 of ya make it in! Were you on that odd man out at I think the Farm where Hunter or Kevin was the odd man out and had that look of horror on his face when it was his turn? I think I have that video somewhere. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  15. theonlyski
    Well, I've done a little over 150 jumps this year, and it's been slow. Can't wait to get a turbine cranking again! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  16. theonlyski
    I did tell you there would be random people sending pictures, didn't I? You're welcome. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  17. theonlyski
    Your poor poor phone. It was probably happier unjailbroken "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  18. theonlyski
    Doesn't take much, quick short Hi on your bio, a pic of your rack/body/ass, say you're looking for NSA fun and wait for it. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  19. theonlyski
    A girl I dated for a while had an AFF account. We made it into an entertainment thing trying to guess how many emails she got that day, then reading them and laughing at some of the hilarious pick up attempts the guys would throw her way. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  20. theonlyski
    Talk to MEL (masterrigger1 on here). He can probably help you out. Which way is your slider on? I was having pretty rough openings on mine and turns out the slider was on wrong. My canopy opens MUCH better now (Like a SET with a slow opening). "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  21. theonlyski
    I feel compelled to disagree with this statement...not trying to be argumentative, but is military rigging the same as sport rigging? I don't work on missile systems at White Sands, I just work on sport rigs. And I probably don't know shit. I've rip-stop taped a few canopies that had small holes (less than 1"x1" usually), spliced a few lines, tacked lines to stabilizers with super tack etc... All for test drops for military cargo gear. Would I do it on a sport rig? Probably not, definitely not on a reserve system, but if someone brought me a main with a broken line they needed ASAFP and for whatever reason I couldn't replace it then, I'd offer them a splice and let them choose. It is a good set of skills to have in your tool box, even if you never really use them. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  22. theonlyski
    I hope you don't think I'm busting your chops about this, I'm really not! I have turned gear away for repacks that other riggers have no issue with repacking. It's the nature of the game. If someone is going to get hurt because of it, I don't want my name anywhere near it! Short of destroying their gear, I can't stop them. I've seen Javelin PC's with several holes in the PC that riggers continue to pack... but not me. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  23. theonlyski
    http://www.baynews9.com/content/news/baynews9/sports/article.html/content/news/articles/bn9/2012/8/23/usada_to_ban_armstro.html Man, they're not joking... Wonder how they will enforce him not cycling at all. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  24. theonlyski
    +1 No need for a packing paddle to dress the PC fabric on the Javs. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  25. theonlyski
    Bingo. It sounds like sloppiness on the part of the casino. Perhaps they did, and it was the perfect shuffle at the manufacturer and another opposite but perfect shuffle at the casino that put the cards back in order. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message