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Everything posted by theonlyski
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Can you do this with your hornet? http://www.dropzone.com/safety/Canopy_Control/Downsizing_Checklist_47.html Yea. Definitely and easily. How many jumps do you have on the Hurricane 170? You said 100ish total jumps, just curious how many on that canopy. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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http://www.bigairsportz.com/contact.php "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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Little Johnny was hanging out with his dad driving him to an amusement park. Johnny: "Dad, can I drive the car?" Dad: "Can your dick reach around your leg and touch your asshole?" Johnny: "No, it can't." Dad: "Sorry son, you're not big enough to drive the car." Later on while Johnny is in line for a ride, his dad decides he wants a beer. Of course Johnny wants to be like his dad: Johnny: "Dad, can I have a beer too?" Dad: "Can your dick reach around your leg and touch your asshole?" Johnny: "No, it can't." Dad: "Sorry son, you're not big enough to have a beer." At the end of the day, they get home and Johnnys mom had made Johnny a batch of delicious chocolate chip cookies: Dad: "Can I have some of your cookies?" Johnny: "Can your dick reach around your leg and touch your asshole?" Dad: "Why yes, it can!" Johnny: "Well good, go fuck yourself, mom made these cookies for me!" "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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Eugene Skydivers- Airport Access Fight
theonlyski replied to stratostar's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
Here's another one from a year ago. Not skydiving related but the former mayor definitely comes off as a bully by blackballing one of the council members off all the city committees. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJaeS0q5iFw Clicky fixed. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message -
Yes, we used to put up guard rails, but the damned tourists kept knocking them down, so it became too expensive. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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RTFM Clicky "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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Still works too! Haha "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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I laughed then asked my girlfriend how she thought the woman would feel knowing that big guy got her dress on. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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Don't think that would be legal, if you're using the belly wart as the reserve. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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Man, they'll give any one a B license these days. Congrats! Oh, BEER! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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Longmont City Council will take up skydiving noise
theonlyski replied to stratostar's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
I always love reading the comments on things like this. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message -
Well, ya gotta remember, probably better than a quarter million devices are trying to download stuff right now. Hopefully it gets back to normal in the next day or so. I managed to get my phone set up pretty much the way I want it by downloading the installer packages and putting them on the phone manually. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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Ya gotta keep in mind, lots of those kits/designs aren't something that you could reasonably expect to bail out of, especially if a wing just fell off. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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Curious: what's the current demand for that? my wild ass guess would be "not much", but you know, riggers are geeky in their OUR own way , specially the men with a sewing machine fetish FIFY. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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Hell yeah! I've had ads blocked on my home network for a while now, but when I disconnect from the wifi, I still got them. No more! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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No need for AdBlock. A little bit of work with the computer and you can block everything bad! I just re-jailbroke my phone (finally!) and am installing my HOSTS file so I can go back to not seeing ads on my mobile device. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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Rory at Skydive Spaceland "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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It helps to use a pair of hemostats or needle nose pliers. I'm surprised you had that much trouble with them, I'd say they were probably due for a replacement if they had such a set that you couldn't disconnect them. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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I have a military T-10 harness with a parapack container that clips on to it and a pouch on it (not on the bottom though) for the PC. Of course, it also has Capewells. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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I have tears in my eyes from laughing so hard. How do you know a good 4 way team from a bad one? When they burn in: A bad one goes SPLAT, SPLAT, SPLAT, SPLAT, SPLAT(video guy) A good one goes SPLAT, SPLAT(video guy) "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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Clicky "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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Take it down to Spaceland, if you're buying it from someone in Houston that's probably where it was jumped, maintained, repacked etc. The head rigger Rory knows his stuff & will give you the straight dope on it. https://www.facebook.com/roryjineffect?ref=ts&fref=ts I'm with the old guy on this one. Rory knows his stuff. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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The same DZ's are always looking for help each year......
theonlyski replied to baronn's topic in Instructors
Sex sells. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message -
I'm sure someone around here has one, I probably do somewhere. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message