theonlyski

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  1. Can you do this with your hornet? http://www.dropzone.com/safety/Canopy_Control/Downsizing_Checklist_47.html Yea. Definitely and easily. How many jumps do you have on the Hurricane 170? You said 100ish total jumps, just curious how many on that canopy. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  2. http://www.bigairsportz.com/contact.php "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  3. Little Johnny was hanging out with his dad driving him to an amusement park. Johnny: "Dad, can I drive the car?" Dad: "Can your dick reach around your leg and touch your asshole?" Johnny: "No, it can't." Dad: "Sorry son, you're not big enough to drive the car." Later on while Johnny is in line for a ride, his dad decides he wants a beer. Of course Johnny wants to be like his dad: Johnny: "Dad, can I have a beer too?" Dad: "Can your dick reach around your leg and touch your asshole?" Johnny: "No, it can't." Dad: "Sorry son, you're not big enough to have a beer." At the end of the day, they get home and Johnnys mom had made Johnny a batch of delicious chocolate chip cookies: Dad: "Can I have some of your cookies?" Johnny: "Can your dick reach around your leg and touch your asshole?" Dad: "Why yes, it can!" Johnny: "Well good, go fuck yourself, mom made these cookies for me!" "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  4. Here's another one from a year ago. Not skydiving related but the former mayor definitely comes off as a bully by blackballing one of the council members off all the city committees. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJaeS0q5iFw Clicky fixed. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  5. Yes, we used to put up guard rails, but the damned tourists kept knocking them down, so it became too expensive. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  6. RTFM Clicky "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  7. Still works too! Haha "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  8. I laughed then asked my girlfriend how she thought the woman would feel knowing that big guy got her dress on. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  9. Don't think that would be legal, if you're using the belly wart as the reserve. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  10. Man, they'll give any one a B license these days. Congrats! Oh, BEER! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  11. I always love reading the comments on things like this. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  12. Well, ya gotta remember, probably better than a quarter million devices are trying to download stuff right now. Hopefully it gets back to normal in the next day or so. I managed to get my phone set up pretty much the way I want it by downloading the installer packages and putting them on the phone manually. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  13. Ya gotta keep in mind, lots of those kits/designs aren't something that you could reasonably expect to bail out of, especially if a wing just fell off. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  14. Curious: what's the current demand for that? my wild ass guess would be "not much", but you know, riggers are geeky in their OUR own way , specially the men with a sewing machine fetish FIFY. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  15. Hell yeah! I've had ads blocked on my home network for a while now, but when I disconnect from the wifi, I still got them. No more! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  16. No need for AdBlock. A little bit of work with the computer and you can block everything bad! I just re-jailbroke my phone (finally!) and am installing my HOSTS file so I can go back to not seeing ads on my mobile device. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  17. Rory at Skydive Spaceland "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  18. It helps to use a pair of hemostats or needle nose pliers. I'm surprised you had that much trouble with them, I'd say they were probably due for a replacement if they had such a set that you couldn't disconnect them. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  19. I have a military T-10 harness with a parapack container that clips on to it and a pouch on it (not on the bottom though) for the PC. Of course, it also has Capewells. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  20. Glad you're alright!
  21. I have tears in my eyes from laughing so hard. How do you know a good 4 way team from a bad one? When they burn in: A bad one goes SPLAT, SPLAT, SPLAT, SPLAT, SPLAT(video guy) A good one goes SPLAT, SPLAT(video guy) "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  22. Clicky "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  23. Take it down to Spaceland, if you're buying it from someone in Houston that's probably where it was jumped, maintained, repacked etc. The head rigger Rory knows his stuff & will give you the straight dope on it. https://www.facebook.com/roryjineffect?ref=ts&fref=ts I'm with the old guy on this one. Rory knows his stuff. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  24. Sex sells. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  25. I'm sure someone around here has one, I probably do somewhere. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message