theonlyski

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  1. +1 Whoops, my ass just fell off, I guess I laughed my ass off... you might want to get that checked out, i hear body parts falling off is an extreme presentation of the dreaded 'cat aids' "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  2. +1 "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  3. I have absolutely no problem with that, but thanks for the recommendation. Speaking of recommendations, did you check out the educational reading material I posted for you? If so, did you find it informative and did you check your morals? I can assume that by that response, you must be totally overwhelmed by the truth about what you thought was a great and fun DZ. the truth is that it is a great and fun dz... when was your last jump there? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  4. They actually did it when they were at Pell City, and that was not the only fucked up stunt they did there, plenty more where that came from. I'm glad they're not in my state anymore. Geeee! Thanks Buddy! Now were stuck with 'em! tennesse is a fairly decent sized state, im sure you can keep your distance from people you dont like I have absolutely no problem with that, but thanks for the recommendation. Speaking of recommendations, did you check out the educational reading material I posted for you? If so, did you find it informative and did you check your morals? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  5. They actually did it when they were at Pell City, and that was not the only fucked up stunt they did there, plenty more where that came from. I'm glad they're not in my state anymore. Geeee! Thanks Buddy! Now were stuck with 'em! tennesse is a fairly decent sized state, im sure you can keep your distance from people you dont like "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  6. whats that got to do with anything? how many of you have actually jumped there and had a problem with it? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  7. unless i lost my ability to read and understand what i just read... he never said they were the only place to jump... why are you giving him a hard time? would you do the same to someone else saying 'hey, come jump at my dz'?? he said they will be open, if you dont want to go jump there, dont... your buck, if you do, then go... i dont see why something so simple gets turned into a personal attack, and then a micro-analysis of every statement. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  8. feel free to call me an idiot if im wrong, but that a/c only has one door... ive looked at several pictures, and only see the one cabin door located behind the wing, no visible pilot door on either side. so, that low, he would have been cruising no faster than 188 knots = 216mph... still hauling ass tho "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  9. then why call in and say you are blinded?? i vote he shoulda bailed near the coast and let the plane handle itself out to sea... but then the ntsb would have come, found the plane, found it was on auto pilot and no sign of ANY human remains... theres really no easy way to go about doing it, however, had he NOT called and started flying near the af base's airspace, they would have probably at the very least sent up an escort untill he cleared it didnt he jump pretty low tho? 2000 feet? why get so low? bring it up for a 15k jump and you woulda given the plane more time to come down, maybe all the way to the gulf? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  10. maybe she was laughing so hard at the size of your 'hung like a field mouse' penis that she started crying? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  11. ah the good ole challenge coin and to think it all started in world war one so the french could know that some random guy was an American pilot. (or so i think i could be wrong though) ive got a few of those coins, the lowest is a 2 star... but i doubt i will bring them to a bar for free beer... unless... im old and need a drink "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  12. thats not that bad... ive photoshopped my face onto a skydiver... too bad he sucks... i could look really cool! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  13. condom broke? maybe she woke up? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  14. not sure why you shared them thru facebook if you just redirect them to youtube for those who may not be able to go thru facebook, heres the youtube links EOD EOD2 edit: also, both of your links point to the same video, the eod2 "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  15. my vote Oleoresin Capsicum (OC) spray... burns like a mother, and if you start sweating/blinking your eyes alot... gets worse, like your face is on fire. oh, and i wouldnt recommend getting it anywhere NEAR your junk... male or female, im fairly certian you would want to die. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  16. well, saudi is closer, uae probably has a few IIRC... just dont try to traffic drugs in saudi, they will kill you it says so on thier customs sheet "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  17. ahh, the trusted 'Cutaway' theory "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  18. wow oddly enough, both of those have wayyyyy different information about the military jets finding the a/c and finding the pilot "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  19. haha... valid point, you are not a marine "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  20. by that logic, an experienced AFFI or FJC instructor could cut down the time they teach the class and charge less, because they have done it a few times. you cant just shortcut everything, and I damn well wouldnt want someone pushing me thru FJC faster than I was comfortable with because they have done it so many times that they could shortcut it. SLOW IS SMOOTH SMOOTH IS FAST! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  21. damn, i was really wanting to see her shaking her ass in a plad skirt that barely covered it id hit it, if she wasnt allowed to sing "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  22. Heard the phrase... don't believe in it. I believe: Slow is lazy, lazy is wasting, wasting a sgt's time is a bad idea, bad ideas shouldn't be persued. id rather take an extra 10 mins and get it all done right overall... id take an asschewing if they wanted to give me one, but id continue to do it "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  23. yeah, ive got 4 years army if need be, i can taste food later when eating, but id rather enjoy the food i like taking time to put my uniform on, eat, do my job... keeps me from messing alot of things up, or missing something... slow is smooth smooth is fast "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  24. im in the army, i can do that too but why rush, i got 2 hours before i need to be dressed anyways "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  25. well, i had to put socks on, then the boots, then lace them and tie them, so yeah, id say took about 2 mins... "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message