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I like a girl that doesnt waste any time "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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A doctor who specializes in skin diseases will dream that he has fallen asleep in front of the television, later; he will wake up in front of the television, but not remember his dream. Would you agree? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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Schlitz Malt Liquor It'll get you drunk! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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I think that was kinda the point "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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That post predates my discovery of the reaction of people to me in a thong or to put it another way "back in the pre thong days." a.k.a: Better days "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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Kicking legs on exit (yes it's short!! ;)
theonlyski replied to skyflower_bloom's topic in Safety and Training
You got a 182 that will get to 14k?? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message -
Too bad we can't give them a taste of their own medicine! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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Ehh, if you cant beat them, join them! Whos wife wants a nice fresh home made cream pie when I return? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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Cant we just once have a thread that doesn't turn sexual?? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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FIFY... Punk! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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Yes you are... You're the guy that keeps talking about how hes getting to go home soon... bastard! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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That would still throw alot of attention your way, I could just see someone saying 'Maybe he didnt log it in his book because he knew it was unairworthy because of _______' Not sure how I would protect them in a portable rigging kit though. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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I'll take "Missed the Point" for $500, Alex. And you have missed the point... no greenies allowed! Yall just kill all the fun, freaking mods! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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Ever see one of your seals on a reserve you never touched? That thought alone scares the crap out of me, that one day, when I have my ticket that my seal will end up missing and I get some deep water because a screwed up reserve had my seal on it. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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It depends on how your DZ does things, I didnt take a packing class till about AFF 4 I think, yet, I know several jumpers that paid their way thru their a-lic by packing... same dz, same staff... talk to the DZ staff and tell them the idea. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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Your pie is about 5 miles back the way you came... Your kind aint welcome here! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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Do hop and pops, be the first out, no need to worry about seperation. OR, just ask for a go-around when its your turn to jump... screw the fuel! (just kiddin) "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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Kidneys and lungs are over rated... only really need one of each. Liver, you might wanna hang on to that one "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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The pressure changes in freefall have caused a healing wound on my leg to open back up and bleed like crazy....I can only imagine in the mouth! Bet you got some interesting looks after that jump! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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I use plumber's grease; it's specifically made for contact with rubber things. A little goes a long way. Wendy P. I love hearing those words from a woman.... So, how YOU doin "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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No! Thats what I said! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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Funny, I never see you on anymore... blah blah blah. You have my phone number. and I aint afraid to use it... but ill wait till thursday night "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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Freakin mods, always being the buzzkill... "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message