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I think you meant to say: Happy Birthday Deedy! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message

So, find a dead plant about 23cm tall, switch it with the guy who has one growing, and switch his into yours. Bam! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message

Separated means still married. I agree. However, separated and filed for divorce means they're just waiting for the legal waiting period to run out. Here in CA, it's six months, which is pretty short, but in some other states it can be two years. If someone's filed for divorce a year and a half previously, has been living apart the entire time, and is just waiting for it to be final, that's a different situation than someone who is on a "trial separation" and hasn't filed anything at all. It's a situation that requires careful evaluating, but I wouldn't rule it out completely. But, technically still married. Military service members can still be penalized even if they have been separated and filed a year ago. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message

I'm surprised you got so many posts in... the mods must be at dinner. +1 "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message

. . . and really has no business posting in . . . Just because I'm fucking deaf doesn't mean I'm completely fucking deaf. There's a difference. So, you put your hearing aid in when you have sex? Coulda done without that intel. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message

What about military spouses? They live 7000+ miles from their SO... cant get more seperated. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message

I fail to see why he is 'A True Hero'... He saw some fugitives and called it in. "He made contact. He was out there doing his job when he saw these two fugitives." "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message

I have hard evidence that ALL Cypres users will die. Also have evidence that 100% of all skydivers will die, no matter what AAD you're using. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message

As in . . . "In the"? just seeing if it's worth the risk or not. IBTL "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message

My money's on AT&T... From above post: "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message

I actually posted this one before all the other ones, so, the other ones get locked, not this one. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message

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In the case of Verizon, they just charge $20 extra per month for tethering - but there's still a 2GB limit on it. I don't use tethering. You don't, but many people (especially with iPhone 3G's) were teathering well before it was an option. Apparently AT&T couldnt tell what you were and werent teathering because of the way the systems work, so they couldnt tell who was using it. ETA: From my January bill: Data Unlimited DATA ACCESS 7,239,993 KB No over charge "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message

10,000 texts?!?!?!?!?! I don't like to talk on the phone, texting is much better, and no long pauses while you try to think of something to say... usually cut and to the point. Most of my work related texts are simple messages that I get from the boss and pass down to the other soldiers, I can send the message to 15 guys at once, in far less time and not have to worry about leaving a voicemail if they dont answer. I get a text back from each one of them confirming they got the message, and thats 32 texts in a few mins. Besides, the girl I was dating texted _alot_ so my numbers went through the roof. My Jan bill had just shy of 6k texts on it, but I have had alot more when I wasnt on leave and at home. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message

I seem to remember someone sending some obscene amount of texts and getting charged, who had unlimited. I have sent ~10k texts some months, with lots of internet browsing (I have unlimited text, data and mms) and have streamed iheartradio for hours, never once had an issue. I'm on AT&T though FWIW. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message

Kilo is 1000, unless you're talking about computer science... specifically memory and address spacing. Oddly enough, the correct term for the 1024 is kikibyte "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message

And I posted this in the BBM group in response to that pic. Just for implying "fuck you Billy Ocean!" Why did that tick you off. You're not a Caribbean Queen. You're more of a Trailer Park Princess. It was a joke. Geesh. Just having fun terrorizing people with my pics, as usual. I know you didnt hear anyone laugh at it, as normal, but that doesnt mean it was funny. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message

Duh, its the only way they can get any attention. She should join the military, she could be the girl that never got any attention till she was surrounded by hundreds of horny guys that don't care. Go to any engineering school near graduation, hang out and smile and giggle at all the guys walking out into the sun for the first time in 4+ years. Find one she likes, and ask him out, they will be married in 1 year, she will have kids in 2 and no longer working. He on the other hand will know no better and be as happy as a clam. Untill one day some dumb manager like me hires a good looking well spoken women for an admin and then.......... ..... gets charged with sexual discrimination by the not so cute chick who was just as or more qualified for the position as the cute one. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message

I might need some currency lessons and a coach jump, Im not sure if I will be back with enough time to get current before the boogie... any takers? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message

Well, there is ALWAYS a risk to persons/property on the ground and air traffic... Should we only do jumps over no-fly-zones, where there is no people/buildings/vehicles allowed anywhere near the LZ? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message

There's an app for that I would try it out, but this connection has iTunes store blocked, gotta wait till my shift ends and I can get to it from my room (which is where my phone is anyways) Yes because you really need an iPhone in Iraq.... I told you if you wanted it, its yours... "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message

There's an app for that I would try it out, but this connection has iTunes store blocked, gotta wait till my shift ends and I can get to it from my room (which is where my phone is anyways) "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message

Don't forget, Polaroid pictures are nothing other than classy. Must be a part of every wedding album... Im sure he will want to put it together. Don't forget the prerequisite Elvis impersonator. Got to have one for the polaroid. I really want a midget stripper Elvis impersonator to marry us. Not kidding at all And yes, with lots of polaroids. I actually was looking for a polaroid camera at Wally the other day, sadly they dont sell them anymore. Eh, you got an iPhone... Atleast I think those first gen iPhones have cameras? Upgrade that piece of shit already. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message

Don't forget, Polaroid pictures are nothing other than classy. Must be a part of every wedding album... Im sure he will want to put it together. Don't forget the prerequisite Elvis impersonator. Got to have one for the polaroid. Only if hes the asian one. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message

Don't forget, Polaroid pictures are nothing other than classy. Must be a part of every wedding album... Im sure he will want to put it together. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message