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"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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Homeless Hank wasn't on duty at his normal corner. Next time, they'll run it through a bikini girls car wash on the way to the pad. That would be a hell of a ride for him then! Imagine the camera step and grips! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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I hate him... Bring back Survivorman, seriously. Doesn't have time for a cutaway or a low pull, but has plenty of time to geek the camera and not even try to steer. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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Went to go get the phone out of the truck and on my way back to my apt, my lesbian neighbors girlfriend was sitting on the stairs repeating on the phone 'I have no idea where you are, just come to Brandon, FL' Apparently she was giving her mother directions, but didn't know where the hell she was, nor how to get to the apartments... I laughed when I heard it and asked her where they were coming from, turns out they're on the way that I take home from work, so after a few tries to tell her mom how to get here (her mom is HAMMERED drunk, not driving) she finally gets the picture. Neighbor invites me over for a beer... where we laughed at how funny the whole thing was... 'Just drive to Brandon!!' Like they know how to get here! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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What are the little white things coming off of the windshield? You would figure after the heat shield damage from foam on the other shuttle, they would have gone over that thing with a damn lint roller and squeegie. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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I just used it a couple nights ago to sew some handles to my shot bags, and it ran like a champ... Can't wait to see what the new servo motor brings to the table, but apparently the guy I bought it from, 'shipped it to the wrong address' so it'll be another week before I get it I'll probably not tear it down and try to clean it up just yet, but once I find a way, I will. Is it bad that now I want to find something to rig just to play with my new toys? (shot bags, line separator/holder, finger trapping fids... making a new closing tool accessory tonight or tomorrow) "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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I've been offered jobs in Iraq, Afghanistan and the HoA, lowest pay started about 120k for me, with some going up to 220k That's starting out at a little under twice what I make now, living in Tampa, as a defense contractor. Pros: Money, food is free, money, lodging is free, satisfaction knowing that you're possibly (depending on job) saving lives of your brothers/sisters in arms... did I say money? Cons: Mortar fire, lack of freedom, long hours/never ending days, lack of activities at some of the smaller installations, many places you can't get alcohol (well... can't would be an overstatement, but you're not supposed to), sometimes living conditions down right suck. Sure, you make a metric ton of cash, but money isn't the key to life. I'm ending my active duty with the army in about 3 days, I just simply got too fucking tired of being gone all the time. My new job is 'deployable' but not nearly as long, and not nearly as often as my active duty. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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Do you loosen your chest strap after opening?
theonlyski replied to skymama's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
It's also not recommended or taught at the Army Airborne school... But what happens on a night jump, stays on the night jump! I did loosen my chest strap as far as it would go, and even rigged my harness to have a semi loose chest strap, just tight enough to pass JMPI... less chance of getting my helmet knocked off my head or some riser burn on the neck! They never did figure out who that 'asshole' that did a horizontal slip straight for the turn in area was... "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message -
+1 Remember, there's going to be atleast a few questions that aren't covered in that software... so don't use it as your only study guide. The diagrams are spot on though, I had 3-4 of them in my test, and they were all in that software. Good luck! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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...and we haven't let Mike forget it! -Mike! Quit playing with your tool! -Mike! Margaret owns you! To his credit, he got spanked but he's not cryin'. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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Talk to Deedy... I'm sure yall could work a deal out. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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I would advise against sand-blasting it. You'll have a helluva time cleaning all the grit out of the machine. Take it out of the table and soak the head in kerosene for a couple day. Let drip dry and you should be able to pick the paint off with your fingernails. It worked for me on my 31-15. It still has the original finish. Just to add: I'd be willing to bet, the paint on your machine is latex. Chuck It doesn't appear to be latex, but more like spray paint. I'll try to figure out how to get that much kerosene and soak it (living in a city apartment). I was thinking I could take it completely apart, down to the bare head, but I guess that'll be a PITA to put back together? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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I like my women like I like my coffee "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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Ahhhhhhhhh I forgot that quote! I need to start writing these things down! (quit saying fuck infront of the k-i-d-s'!!) Speaking of which, never thought I would see the day some guy has to be convinced to go have sex with his (hot) girl!! Skydivers are weird! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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I hear spaceland has rooms for rent. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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Did I or did I not say something about 'Only 8 more machines to go.' JerryBaumchen Shush!! I only want a zigzag, no need for a bartacker, class 7 or any of that stuff... Yet. Do you know anything about it? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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MEL, I've got a bunch of (shitty looking) paint on this thing, would it be worthwhile to disassemble it and take it to a sand blaster to knock it off, then follow it up with some flat enamel paint? I apparently have access to a sand blasting table in my new job, so it would be an easy thing for me to get done. Also, anyone ever work with a Kenmore 1430? It's a zigzag that's supposed to be semi-heavy duty, and for $70 bucks, it could be mine. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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I only have 2 locking stows. Gotta love freestowing! havent gotten around to get an mpod yet.. Me either, I got the UPT one. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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UPT Vector 3 M-series Question
theonlyski replied to BlunderHog's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
With the caveat that it'll only get packed for you if the rigger is listed to receive a good amount of the insurance. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message -
I only have 2 locking stows. Gotta love freestowing! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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Too bad you're way up there, I'd get mine just for S&G! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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I have to buy beer for The Farm. Help!
theonlyski replied to Divalent's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
Suck it up cupcake, come to Z-Hills and start the tradition! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message