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Everything posted by theonlyski
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That's fine, if she wants to tag me with some disgusting pie... I'm sure I can get her back. If it was a regular pie, nothing nasty, I would've allowed it. Allowed? Yes, I'm THAT good. Uh oh . . . now you are in Shah territory. Nah, I ACTUALLY AM that good. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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That's fine, if she wants to tag me with some disgusting pie... I'm sure I can get her back. If it was a regular pie, nothing nasty, I would've allowed it. Allowed? Yes, I'm THAT good. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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That's fine, if she wants to tag me with some disgusting pie... I'm sure I can get her back. If it was a regular pie, nothing nasty, I would've allowed it. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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What are you doing with your argus?
theonlyski replied to Jbag's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
Don't worry, Jav's aren't the only ones... and 1 confirmed, another in the works, and another one mentioned that it may be coming out in the next few days. I guess I'll go get my kit out of the truck and pull my Argus today or tomorrow, as I am fairly confident come Saturday, they'll be banned in my rig too. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message -
What are you doing with your argus?
theonlyski replied to Jbag's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
I'm sure it could be manufactured in a smaller diameter, and in small pieces with a hole through one end. Then there's the issue of it blowing your reserve up... possibly your back as well. Other than that, great idea! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message -
What are you doing with your argus?
theonlyski replied to Jbag's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
I have a better idea. Make the closing loop out of det cord, and replace the cutter with a detonator. This will also eliminate the problem of container locks with too-long closing loops and below-the-freebag cutters! We would need to make the grommets bigger, and have you ever tried to fingertrap det cord? It's not NEARLY as easy as the CYPRES loop material. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message -
Don't worry, I made up for that one last weekend. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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What are you doing with your argus?
theonlyski replied to Jbag's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
Well, seeing as UPT hasn't banned them YET (may be changing in the very near future according to an anonymous informant) I'll leave it in my rig. If they tell me to pull it, I will... perk of being your own rigger. I'm sure they'll work out the cutter issue, maybe design one more like the CYPRES version and instead of a cylindrical cutter, put a single blade on it. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message -
Not everyone gets Parachutist, try posting what you want to talk about, or be flamed about... While he's off writing the whole article out... http://parachutistonline.com/content/perfecting-your-students%E2%80%99-flares is the article. BTW, Parachutist is online too Made link work. Sheesh ladies, that was FAST! haha "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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Thanks. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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Unless that rig made it to the plane, and the reserve came out over the tail of a fully loaded T-Otter on climb out of the first group out. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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Anyone in the Z-hills area this weekend (or next) that would be willing to let me borrow a Safire2 169? I would order a demo, but I think it would take alot longer to get here and whatnot. Thanks! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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Further proof that women are crazy. Clicky "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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Damn, you beat me to posting it! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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VETS - Veterans Engaged in Team Skydiving
theonlyski replied to gemini's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
I like the idea, but the coin on the right seems to be a little more interesting. Not something you see on most coins. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message -
Yeah, no kidding. I believe my Argus cutter has a DOM similar to the one that failed to fully cut the loop fully in Texas. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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Thanks Mike, that's two major manufacturers saying the Argus is no longer allowed... any idea if others are following suit? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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Put a pair of wire cutters in his back pocket, that makes it legal to kill him on your property at night in TX. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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Well, it wasn't hard, as I knew you were up to something (by this thread), the fact that it was Saturday and therefore the best day to pie someone infront of the bonfire. You slipped up and made it obvious while asking for help, so obvious that I noticed it and approached the informant and gathered the mission plans. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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Nedxt time - be better prepared and don't let the pie-ee know where your stash is. She didn't. She just slipped up, and tried to get a good friend of mine in on it... and I flipped him to my side. Guess civilians don't know much about OPSEC! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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I refer back to my Clicky Seems pretty fitting huh? PROTip: When pie-ing the pie-er with their pie supply, and in a tilled up cotton field, wear shoes, not flip flops. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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Night jump requirements for D?
theonlyski replied to crotalus01's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
I do agree with you on this one, and think that a D-# is probably a little LESS likely to bite off more than they can chew as far as jumping at sunset with dark lenses or with a dark landing area, but not because of the training, rather the experience of probably doing it back when they were A/B-#'s "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message -
How the hell did he pack a line over?? Square or round? Note to self: Don't video the packjobs! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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Get a V3 "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message