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Everything posted by theonlyski
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Ahhhh, so that explains it. I heard him ask one of the guys, "Would you put this bra on and give me a hug?" Hey! I only said half of that!! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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While I seriously doubt that the FCC will allow it to go forward without some resolution, spotting is a good idea anyways.
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I know reporters have a job to do, but...
theonlyski replied to npgraphicdesign's topic in The Bonfire
+1 We will pick on each other for damn near anything, but there are lines you just DO NOT cross. Not sure if you were talking to me but I'm not picking on anyone...except reporters who don't give tow sh!ts about anyone. I just meant that in the military we will cross MANY of the normal civilized 'lines' but you don't cross that one. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message -
+1 If I don't log my jump right after I land, I generally completely forget what happened after the next one. (yes, I can still debrief, but if I go jump again, I generally forget) "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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Gone, but never forgotten. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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THE SNAG HAZARD!! THE DISTRACTION OF WEARING A CAMERA!! Scary! Seriously, that's some crazy shit... and one LONG hill! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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Tell that to Cyndi, apparently she has a problem with people removing her bra mid-boogie. I do when they don't have my permission. question- do girls need permission to do so? serious question- are you going to help me tighten up my corset? it's a bit tough to do by yourself when it is on! Girls do not need permission. And I will gladly help tie you up so long as you help tie me up. No double knots... only single overhands! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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Tell that to Cyndi, apparently she has a problem with people removing her bra mid-boogie. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=1445480 Soooooooooo 2005 "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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Hey, so long as I get the 'save' bottle... you're fine! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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Evil, maybe, smartass? I think not! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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Is that really a question? Does he know how to be anything BUT a smartass??? You have a point By the way....never let him give you hug...unless you're wearing a sports bra. a) you started it b) I gave the bra's back... and I never TOLD Bolas to put it on. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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I'd say he's smart...he's fixed my computer long distance a few times, and since he doesn't owe me any beer, I'd say he's not an ASS! Thanks! You're more than welcome to pencil pack your reserve on my behalf! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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I'm shocked... what gives you that idea? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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This poll is rigged! Are you insinuating that I am using boobies to change votes? I would never. *cough*horseshit*cough* I'm going to call the FAA for you rigging without a valid certificate. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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This poll is rigged! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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Well, with that kind of argument... "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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It was brought to my attention that that was too vague a statement. The smartass previously mentioned is theonlyski. He says he isn't a smartass, and that only makes me laugh more. I'm not a smartass... Admitting it is the first step to recovery If I was a smartass (and I'm not saying I am), do you really think I would want to recover from it? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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It was brought to my attention that that was too vague a statement. The smartass previously mentioned is theonlyski. He says he isn't a smartass, and that only makes me laugh more. I'm not a smartass... "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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I know reporters have a job to do, but...
theonlyski replied to npgraphicdesign's topic in The Bonfire
+1 We will pick on each other for damn near anything, but there are lines you just DO NOT cross. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message -
Para Gear item number S7938, hole not large enough
theonlyski replied to peek's topic in Gear and Rigging
Good idea. I had already made my own like that, but it was very hard to get through the closing loop of a tight pack job. I was hoping I could get the large curved item to fit because it was easier to use. Got a leather sewing palm? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message -
Para Gear item number S7938, hole not large enough
theonlyski replied to peek's topic in Gear and Rigging
+1 I do the same, as the temp pins are just a pain in the ass at best. I learned this trick very early in my rigger training, and have used it on almost every pullup cord I've made. Keep in mind though, the thicker you make it, the more of a pain it is to get thru the AAD cutters. I could barely get my 2 thickness with a closing loop thru the Cypres 2 cutter, but no issues on my Arugs cutter. I do believe its in the little 'tips' section at the end of the Vector manual, btw. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message -
Why is it so difficult to find boobies nowadays? (in the BF)
theonlyski replied to ryoder's topic in The Bonfire
Haha!! Fast Eddie! They don't make em like that anymore. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message -
Boo! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message