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  1. theonlyski
    Making it nasty will result in you getting the pie worse next time. I just wish I had the look on your face. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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    I'm sorry about the bra. But for the record, seeing all that raunchy shit y'all had for the pie... You got off easy with the powdered sugar and whipped cream. For those that don't know what was in store, I found the following supplies: 2 packs of styrofoam plates 3 cans of whipped cream 2 cans of sardines 1 large bottle of ranch dressing 1 can chili with beans 2 cans Chef Boyardee alphabet soup (with meatballs) 1 bottle worshishire sauce 1 bag powdered sugar 50' rope. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  3. theonlyski
    You were giving out hugs too?? Damnit! I missed those! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  4. theonlyski
    Caravans are Cessnas too ya know! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  5. theonlyski
    Better than 550 cord and 100 mph tape. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  6. theonlyski
    You need an excuse to drink and be silly???? Amateur. Rookies "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  7. theonlyski
    IMO, sarcasm has no place when discussing safety concerns. But that's just me. even if it wasn't a sarcastic post, it is still a safety concern when a student who is under instructor supervision has 3 cutaways in thirty jumps If they had 3 mals, whats the problem? Sure, chances are that a jumper will get 3 out of 30 are low, but they're still there. I'd be more worried if a student DIDN'T want to chop something that they didn't like. Its their ass, their call, right? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  8. theonlyski
    +1 "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  9. theonlyski
    Ohhhhhhhhhh the jokes! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  10. theonlyski
    No, Infinity is a harness and container system. PD Doesn't build the Sabre's anymore. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  11. theonlyski

    hunch punch

    theonlyski replied to missbrz's topic in The Bonfire

    Although true, not helpful. His punch is quite amazing. But doesn't help me if I don't know how to make it. I'm hoping to find a tasty recipe that's non chunky (i.e. w/o fruit) I'm thinking of filling my wine rack with something at fitz & I don't think fruit will work very well with the drinking hose thingy. Talk Jello-Jay into telling you how to make 'Christmas in your mouth' "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  12. theonlyski
    How's that healing by the way? You able to sit down yet? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  13. theonlyski
    Ok then-missbrz, you're in charge of the pieing. Turtle, you handle the roofies. We only want to see video of the first When did twardo let you out of the basement?? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  14. theonlyski
    That makes one of us! You should not have made it known to me that you haven't been pied. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA I also haven't been roofied. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  15. theonlyski
    That makes one of us! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  16. theonlyski
    Clicky "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  17. theonlyski
    I paid about $90 + s/h for mine, came out to just under $130. Keep in mind, this won't bolt right up to every table, mine had a 4 (screw) mounting, so I had to punch the holes in it myself. Also, I like the consew one a little more than that one, as it comes with the remote switch unit that outputs 110v, so I don't have to reach under the desk to turn it on, and then flip the lamp on. One switch and I'm done! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  18. theonlyski
    Save me a jello shot "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  19. theonlyski
    Probably didn't feel too good with his buddy taking that dock on the arm. But hey, atleast he got some nylon out. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  20. theonlyski
    Awesome! I can imagine these riggers will be busy with people getting the novelty rating... 'just cause' Don't worry, I'll be in line too. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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    AT&T SUCKS

    theonlyski replied to kallend's topic in The Bonfire

    I hate pretty much ANY technical support line that I'm forced to call to fix something. I used to work in a tech support call center, we didn't have scripts, so we actually knew how to fix the problem most the time, or we would ask each other. I hate the whole 'Have you restarted your computer?' after I tell them that its not my problem the cable light is out on the modem... restarting my computer 100 times, won't fix that! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  22. theonlyski
    How long was the detour around him? Took a while...wide load flashing light truck behind him.... Hopefully he's not on I-10 in a few days... I'd hate to have to get stuck behind the 2 lane wide truck! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  23. theonlyski

    AT&T SUCKS

    theonlyski replied to kallend's topic in The Bonfire

    They told you they would refund it... but you kept just hitting the button for TTY. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  24. theonlyski
    How long was the detour around him? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  25. theonlyski
    Clicky "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message