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  1. theonlyski
    Don't tell her that, she will get pissed. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  2. theonlyski
    ... actually they did a news story here about bums who beg on the streets & some of the good ones made more money in a day than I did still do Did you see the one about college graduates with 4 year degrees that make less than people who barely got a 2 year? (don't hurt me for that comment tonight) "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  3. theonlyski
    Do you notice the car has problems running in the morning, that it might not have in the afternoon/evening? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  4. theonlyski
    How is it getting a bit much? You said you don't want kids, right? Well, there's a way to prevent one of your little swimmers from going for the gold, even if it gets out of the condom. Ofcourse, you could just use your natural birth control... be yourself. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  5. theonlyski
    Or, if there's tandem students on board... "I SMELL FEAR!" "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  6. theonlyski
    +1, whenever I jump my Z1, I open the visor after I open up, and leave it open for the flight. I don't like things infront of my eyes for landing. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  7. theonlyski
    That $110 covered new sparkplugs and I believe a headgasket. Not TOO bad, considering that was installed. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  8. theonlyski
    Hey eeneR... hows your grip? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  9. theonlyski
    Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water Jill told Jack she was on the pill and now they have a daughter "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  10. theonlyski
    I've jumped a Cessna a couple times too! Caravans are made by Cessna, ya know? No step/wheel to hit and you gotta be doing a hell of a job to get on the strut! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  11. theonlyski

    Kids

    theonlyski replied to guppie01's topic in The Bonfire

    Or take her phone... what the hell does she need it for?? The oven has a clock on it! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  12. theonlyski
    But the chances of a bank giving her a loan with a default/repo on her record are pretty slim, wouldn't you think? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  13. theonlyski
    She's got a full time day job, a generally full time weekend job as well... So a third job... Maybe working at the Claremont? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  14. theonlyski
    skymama I'm broke and have no food in my fridge... can you help me out? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  15. theonlyski
    I'll refer you to your quote that's in my signature. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  16. theonlyski
    I know Jay (dittodog on here) has his CX-100(I think) camera set up with the external shutter release. The pictures weren't bad, but they're no where near the DSLR quality. They are also limited, I can't remember what the rate was, but I recall thinking it was semi-slow. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  17. theonlyski
    Bump Plan is for tonight, 8 pm at the Barnacles in Brandon for any of you fuckers that want to go. Let me or brz know so we can get a count for seating purposes. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  18. theonlyski
    Don't let skyflower_bloom jump it! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  19. theonlyski
    I'd offer you my other room, but ya know, a rigger needs his space to work. Besides, you wouldn't like Florida... it's hot here, skies are almost always blue, and the DZ's are a plenty. But seriously, I would consider the roomate option as long as you can get along with them and their idiosyncrasies. Especially if it's someone you work with (carpooling weekdays saves lots of gas money too) "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  20. theonlyski
    http://www.dropzone.com/dropzone/Detailed/1749.shtml I THINK that's the location. ~1.5 hrs from Deland. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  21. theonlyski
    When the fuck did you get friends? I know you're living off ramen and mac&cheese now... How long are you still on your lease at the apt? I know you HATE roomates, but it might be worth getting a 2 bed/bath apt and sharing the bills. Even the Can-Asian would be a good choice (so long as you lock up your booze) "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  22. theonlyski
    What did you clean, and how? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  23. theonlyski
    I agree that the rigger should check it out. I (and I'm sure UPT among others) would love to know if the HMA lines are being pulled thru the grommet. It would be a fairly easy fix to any rigger with a few tools and sewing machine. As for the bridle, the V3-M's that I've seen (including mine) don't use links (rapide or slink) to attach the bag to the bridle, the bags grommet is basically 'wedged' inbetween two different sets of 'blocks' on the bridle to keep it in place. I know the OP has changed PC's so it could be a null point, but worth looking into. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  24. theonlyski
    I haven't read anywhere that stated the packjob itself was flawed, the only thing I can find is that the closing loop was routed outside the AAD cutter. I would feel different if the reserve came out with a serious mal.. which, is hard to pull off if you assemble/pack it correctly, but possible. I do agree that he should not be held for the students death... and if he is, I will seriously evaluate my rigging for other people. Nobody and nothing is 100%, but a rigger worth their ticket tries like hell to be as close to perfect as they can, every time. I would never EVER half ass someones last chance. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  25. theonlyski
    I dont remember much of anything that happened that night.. but I do remember it was cold. But those hot hands(or various body part) warmers were my best friends that night.. and the vodka.. and red bull.. and whoever didnt beat me for beating them.. Do you remember Cyndi walking around pouring alcohol down peoples throats? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message