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  1. theonlyski
    No, I didn't take your advice. I flew solo. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  2. theonlyski
    Sometimes ya just have to ignore the advice of all the senior jumpers and do your own thing. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  3. theonlyski
    ... probably a good thing. Don't want him getting his heart broke when I tell him about me and you. Speaking of heartbreak... You do not give up do you? Apparently not So... how YOU doin? That offer to be in your closet still on the table? (just so long as I'm not in there with Johnny... ) "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  4. theonlyski
    My Safire2 is kind of boring to fly, not so much so that I want to sell it though. The openings are perfect for me, and that's what I want. Those Sabre2 openings got... interesting at times. Damn thing turns on a dime and recovers pretty effin fast though! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  5. theonlyski
    ... probably a good thing. Don't want him getting his heart broke when I tell him about me and you. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  6. theonlyski
    Your boobies aren't THAT much nicer! Atleast many of my posts are informative... and oh, remind me to post a video of the proper way to exit a 182 WITHOUT eating the step "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  7. theonlyski
    Though, I suspect there are FAR more people that want to give shah shit than want to give me shit. Bring it on bitches! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  8. theonlyski
    Thread title fixed "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  9. theonlyski
    Fine, sorry MOM http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?do=post_view&post=4142193 "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  10. theonlyski
    Skymama said we can't continue to tease shah without posting pictures in HIS thread. Feel free to continue here. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  11. theonlyski
    THIS GIRL stole my idea for rig, reserve and avatar picture. I blame her. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  12. theonlyski
    He likes to nail wood. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  13. theonlyski
    All this time you thought 'Ski was looking for some girl-on-girl action with eeneR? I can tuck it... It's not like there isn't a picture of me in a corset floating around in a certain magazine... (that I'm pretty sure many of you fuckers saw, just didn't notice me cause cheach was next to me) "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  14. theonlyski
    Not fucking much lately, but yes, I am a dude. (not fucking a dude though, sorry) I have a penis to prove it. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  15. theonlyski
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-MG0CVLBriY "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  16. theonlyski
    7 minutes....that's it??? That's how long it takes the roofies to kick in silly... Sweet then I can just shove you back in the closet. eeneR is looking for a sex slave? Jealous? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  17. theonlyski
    7 minutes....that's it??? That's how long it takes the roofies to kick in silly... Sweet then I can just shove you back in the closet. Just leave the door cracked, a bottle of lotion and some tissues for the mess. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  18. theonlyski
    Begging doesn't count as foreplay... WTF is that?? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  19. theonlyski
    7 minutes....that's it??? That's how long it takes the roofies to kick in silly... "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  20. theonlyski
    You... me... 7 minutes.... heaven! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  21. theonlyski
    "Is that your tent?" YES! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  22. theonlyski
    Not really... long story However, she's more than welcome to cheer me up! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  23. theonlyski
    What kind of fanatics are you hanging out with? Ho better be havin my money, yo! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  24. theonlyski
    Gaffer tape any switches you don't want changed in the airplane. Test the zoom and snap a picture or two, just to make sure the zoom isn't too far in, and the camera didn't switch to another mode. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  25. theonlyski
    Love my Michigan suit! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message