theonlyski

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  1. Anyone who's ever BASEd the Cave of Swallows beats you. They pulled under ground. I've got about 40 pulls in the basement... -12' AGL Rigging loft in the basement "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  2. I try to make it a point to let others know what the cloud base is at... they might have been dicking with their cameras or shooting the shit and didn't notice it. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  3. If everything goes well, you'll have a great, soft landing... If it doesn't go well, the last thing that goes thru your mind will be your instructor ------------------------------------------ (as the video guy) No matter what happens to you, don't worry... I'll be JUST FINE! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  4. Who let you out of the kitchen?? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  5. Well, she refuses to live under me! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  6. Almost as silly as blaming the manufacturer for a unit failing to operate as designed, when it was an installer error? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  7. Ya shoulda shown... your excuse was lame! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  8. Hey sacex250... howabout a reply to http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=4140602#4140602 ? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  9. Never thought I would see the day someone told Jim to get a sense of humor! Hey sacex250... howabout a reply to http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=4140602#4140602 ? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  10. A properly installed AAD should cut a closing loop. A functional AAD fires within it's advertised parameters. That was a quote from another poster (sacex250), just FYI. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  11. SO... THAT'S why you looked at me funny when you saw I have a tommy lift installed on the passenger side of my truck. It all makes sense now! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  12. IMO if you've made 50 jumps in the past 2 years (not to mention 75 total), you're asking for an injury jumping a 170 at ~1.3. Whomever told you to go to a 150 to have better landings... "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  13. A functional Cypres is supposed to cut the closing loop; that's Airtec's definition. The fact that the cutter could not have possibly cut the closing loop makes it as non-functional as my television when the cable is out. Ok then... do you call Sony up and bitch at them when the cable is out? No, because they supply the product, it's up to an independent company to hook it up... right? Exactly. Well... I don't recall the FAA saying ANYTHING about the AAD being functional for a jump. I would be in serious trouble if it was a FAR that I violated when I jump a rig with the AAD turned off! The FAA says (FAR 105.43c) it must be 'maintained in accordance with the manufacturers instructions' so... legally I am falling within the FAR so long as the Cypres gets its 4 & 8 year checks, because that is MAINTAINING it IAW the mfgr's instructions. Try that on for size. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  14. I can't understand why Airtec (or any other AAD manufacturer) could have any kind of liability in case it has been misinstalled... For you, would they also have some responsability if the loop had been routed correctly but the device was not switched ON ?? (designing a device that could be used despite not being turned ON, they should have an "auto-switch-ON as soon as you touch the rig ? ) +1 Airtec is off the hook for this one in my book. I'd say about 95% student, 5% rigger as well. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  15. Which DZ's do you know of that are banning them? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  16. pssh she barely likes to dd for me. & she only does that b/c we're usually going to the same place but I'll invite her. you're in luck ski. she just might show. Ok, I need you to flash back to the invasion... find me some roofies! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  17. -Nike FIFU. dont bastardize my quote thank you very much ALWAYS go for the rape! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  18. Mirage has issued a rescission on the ban of Argus AAD's in their rigs. Basically comes down to they're saying use it at your own risk. http://www.pia.com/piapubs/ServiceBulletins/PSB6-11.pdf http://www.pia.com/piapubs/ServiceBulletins/PSB6-11-2.pdf "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  19. Cheater, you already know which one I am! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  20. Bring your roomie... I might need a designated driver "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  21. Another negative Don't be discouraged 'Ski; She's just playing hard-to-get. Keep it up wiseass..... I have NO problem 'keeping it up' "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  22. Good to hear they're actually going thru the questions and fixing the ones that just... well... you can't win! I had 2 questions about how AAD's activate the pc launch, both with different answers! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  23. You are really seriously looking to get hurt now Im sorry, c'mon down and let me buy you a drink to make up for it. (brz... where can I find these roofies?) This is between ryoder and I...and he is in deep doo doo now Need to talk about it? That's a negative. I will take care of it personally Then you'll come take care of me personally? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  24. You are really seriously looking to get hurt now Im sorry, c'mon down and let me buy you a drink to make up for it. (brz... where can I find these roofies?) This is between ryoder and I...and he is in deep doo doo now Need to talk about it? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  25. Know when to cut your losses. Patience is a virtue. Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. ~Albert Einstein Roofies are like roses, every chick wants them and they're only $15. No means yes, yes means twice. -Nike "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message