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Everything posted by theonlyski
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Also, do NOT get the LTD (light to dark) transition lenses... they simply suck for skydiving related activities. They don't transition very quickly, the intensity is related to the temperature, and anything above (I believe they said 75*f) severly degrades their intensity. I had a pair in Iraq and they wouldn't transition much because it was too hot. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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Ever want to just shoot your IT guys in the eye?
theonlyski replied to shah269's topic in The Bonfire
I believe you owe him cookies 'every month for life'... and by my count, you're several months behind. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message -
Being no expert on radars, but having a bit of knowledge on radio waves... Doesn't the rain effect the LIDAR by scattering the beam resulting in a lower reflected power? Also, doesn't the RADAR (running Ka or K band) have a significant rain fade at a large distance? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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Army T-11 Grounded Following Fatality
theonlyski replied to kkeenan's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
Who is ever out there to help them collapse the canopies? I know I've had my dumbass dragged a hundred feet because I couldn't activate my canopy release assembly correctly... Nobody came to help me. YOU stop the drag, if you're being dragged, you simply activate a canopy release assembly and the canopy will deform and stop dragging you. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message -
Ever want to just shoot your IT guys in the eye?
theonlyski replied to shah269's topic in The Bonfire
So your dating idea is to get them to lower their standards for you? Interesting "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message -
"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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Shah's life, where it's everyone elses fault. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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Ever want to just shoot your IT guys in the eye?
theonlyski replied to shah269's topic in The Bonfire
I can. You're not being productive if you're searching for useless crap, so why would I allow it. If I were YOUR admin, I would restrict YOU to sites that are only directly involved in your work. The company internet isn't there for you to use for personal reasons, it's for official use... It's no different than using your office copy machine for a personal project. They can restrict and limit how they please, and for whatever reason they want. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message -
Army T-11 Grounded Following Fatality
theonlyski replied to kkeenan's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
I don't see how they say that jumping higher is going to cause you to be dragged across the ground after landing... Interesting stuff, said that a reserve failled a pull test... these things are NEW "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message -
Ever want to just shoot your IT guys in the eye?
theonlyski replied to shah269's topic in The Bonfire
Oh, well, then obviously it's your IT guys fault that they can't fucking control the weather. Wouldn't be a very useful filter if an engineer could figure his way out of it, would it? "You can talk about us, but you can't talk without us!" The filters aren't the IT guy's idea 90% of the time. They come from the head shed who wants to know why they can't get on the video teleconference and the IT guy has to tell them its because 90% of the traffic is going to youtube and facebook. Howabout you just give them a fucking break and let them figure out/fix the issue? I'm sorry you can't get your emails from adultfriendfinder or your craigslist ad searching for the perfect woman, perhaps you should invest in a smart phone and have your emails sent there instead? I have a bit over 10 years in the industry, I've done everything from being the user, network admin, systems admin, software engineer, VOIP tech, cable dog, satellite systems team chief and now am a transmissions engineer for the DoD. I can honestly tell you, almost every single IT guy/girl I've ever worked with has wanted to keep their services up. Nothing fucks our day up faster than having the phone ring off the hook asking if the servers are down. You probably don't even think to talk to the IT guys unless there is something broken. Guess what? It's a thankless job, nobody has ever come up to me and said "Hey, the services have been 100% for the past 3 months with no unscheduled downtime, great job ski!" but I can't fucking count how many times I've heard "Is the shot down?? fix it now!" I suspect you have no fucking clue what goes on at the other end of that wire, and how much work is involved in keeping a system running. Ask any IT guy, it's not all fun and games when your company reputation is on the line, and it's much worse when I know that if I don't have the services at 100%, my friends could DIE. Shit breaks, nothing we can do about that other than try to prevent it and plan a redundancy. Get the fuck over yourself, you're not gods gift to anything, and you don't need to treat everyone that isn't what you want them to be like shit, saying they smell and talking about the food they eat. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message -
Ever want to just shoot your IT guys in the eye?
theonlyski replied to shah269's topic in The Bonfire
I had a Navy LT come back to me while we were on mission and tell me he needed more bandwidth, and to 'turn it up'. Not to call him an idiot, but we had 2 satcom links up, 4meg up/down on one, 6 down, 2 up on the other, neither were being used past 20%. I've decided I will install a knob with a blinking light, and tell people the faster it blinks, the faster the internet is... that should make them feel better. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message -
You know it's gonna be an interesting day when...
theonlyski replied to theonlyski's topic in The Bonfire
We're waiting for the photo. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message -
You know it's gonna be an interesting day when...
theonlyski replied to theonlyski's topic in The Bonfire
I dont think your heart could handle the tazer. Stun guns are different though, they just hurt less. What makes you think I even HAVE a heart? The guy next door with the chainsaw jammed up his ass sure doesn't think I do!! Because if you didn't have a heart, it would be a jack hammer. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message -
Only with a Blentec blender! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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You know it's gonna be an interesting day when...
theonlyski replied to theonlyski's topic in The Bonfire
I dont think your heart could handle the tazer. Stun guns are different though, they just hurt less. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message -
You know it's gonna be an interesting day when...
theonlyski replied to theonlyski's topic in The Bonfire
No kidding! JP8 either! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message -
Body position and packing. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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You know it's gonna be an interesting day when...
theonlyski replied to theonlyski's topic in The Bonfire
... co workers show up with a stun gun and decide it's a fun thing to play with today. (Almost all of us being military or former military guys) Anyone else got anything? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message -
I'm not going to lie, I make pretty good money (especially considering how little I actually do) but I will not waste it on a chick that's trying to use me for my bank accounts. I'd rather waste it on shit that I won't use much, but will still be there long after the girl has gone. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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Hum....aaahh...OK! Whatever you need to say.
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SO, that requires what, a 1-2 to 37mm step up ring to use the Raynox? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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Well, hopefully he had more than 6" to start with, or that could very likely why he doesn't want kids (can't have them). "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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I'm not even going to sharpshoot your spelling today. Just wanted to say... Perhaps you shouldn't be telling women you've lost 6" in your pants. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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-going to the cinema -going to the restaurant -having wild sex I'll take door number three!
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Did you read the post? They want to know if they should get cell service to upload the videos, not how to do it. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message