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  1. theonlyski
    What settings are you referring to? Wide angle lens should be on Steadyshot to whatever you like more (i have mine off) Focus to infinity (must be set every day, resets after 12 hours) That's a start... "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  2. theonlyski
    Hopefully on a commercial bird... stupid weather report and their "VFR not recommended" "Thunderstorms 5 miles from airport and moving to it" What do THEY know? Damn weather people! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  3. theonlyski
    nope kissing him or giving him a beer shuts a guy up pretty well too. edited for typo What do you expect from the infamous shah? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  4. theonlyski
    You know I'd fess up to it if it were me! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  5. theonlyski
    As a gag, I hooked up a guy I worked with and some chick off craigslist. Was funny, cause I sent her my picture, when she got to his hotel room (he had about 2 mins warning btw) she somehow noticed he was black and the pic wasn't. Good job on his part, he saved it "Oh, I sent you the wrong picture??" Funny times by all. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  6. theonlyski
    What DZO or airport manager is going to be stupid enough to give a bunch of skydivers full-time access to a van with bright-flashing strobe lights and a siren that "WAILs" and "YELPs" so that they can go joyriding up and down the runway between lifts? Sounds like a disaster waiting to happen! Who said they would have the keys? Pretty simple: You don't touch the wambulance, it could be the thing that keeps you alive when you would otherwise die. Right! That's like telling skydivers not to drink beer! No, thats like telling skydivers to not fuck with the emergency equipment. Keep the van locked, keys in the DZO, S&TA and manifest pockets, nobody needs to touch it. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  7. theonlyski
    What DZO or airport manager is going to be stupid enough to give a bunch of skydivers full-time access to a van with bright-flashing strobe lights and a siren that "WAILs" and "YELPs" so that they can go joyriding up and down the runway between lifts? Sounds like a disaster waiting to happen! Who said they would have the keys? Pretty simple: You don't touch the wambulance, it could be the thing that keeps you alive when you would otherwise die. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  8. theonlyski
    Katee!!! We thought you had gone extinct! We hadn't seen or heard anything of you for ages! Welcome back! Im not "back"...just window shopping So have you tried window shopping in the "...naked guy post whore glory" thread? ooo! that's a good thread for pre-screening the goods before you buy In my recent research into getting in to the aviation world, I've heard one saying repeated over and over again. "If it flies, floats or fucks, it's cheaper to rent" "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  9. theonlyski
    Beauty is a light switch away "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  10. theonlyski
    Check out other photos online. It has a door you could drive a truck through. Wheres the fun in that? I still like the front doors better. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  11. theonlyski
    I don't see a door behind the prop in that one. Could make exits a little more 'sporty' though! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  12. theonlyski
    Beer isn't living once the yeast is removed. take that up with Mr Franklin..... Who is also, not living. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  13. theonlyski
    Beer isn't living once the yeast is removed. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  14. theonlyski
    Quitter The people have spoken. I guess it just going to be the memory of that night in vegas with me and her. I don't doubt you had sex with her, but of course she won't remember it, since she wasn't there at the time. How do you know when I am refering to? Where was she at said time? Exactly Mr Bond... "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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    Quitter The people have spoken. I guess it just going to be the memory of that night in vegas with me and her. Um sorry to break this to you 'Ski, Vegas never happened. So that memory is not real. Right... I forgot... What happens in Vegas... "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  16. theonlyski
    Quitter The people have spoken. I guess it just going to be the memory of that night in vegas with me and her. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  17. theonlyski
    Where do you plan on getting the other 30-98 million dollars? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  18. theonlyski
    I thought you were previously sniffing around Dsquared, What happened there? He never stood a chance Fine... I'll leave eeneR and Deedy alone. You fuckers happy now? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  19. theonlyski
    Holy shit, look what the cat dragged in! How ya been Karen? Life's amazingly, surprisingly, magically awesome!! Hope you are all well!! Have had some ups and downs, started my flight training today. Gonna be skydiver, vidiot, coach, rigger, pilot, scuba diver... Just gotta get the pilot training done.
  20. theonlyski
    Holy shit, look what the cat dragged in! How ya been Karen? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  21. theonlyski
    Glad to see your IT guys got my email. You're welcome. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  22. theonlyski
    I hate being the bearer of bad news, but it kneaded to be said. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  23. theonlyski
    Not to mention the gun would need a backstop to push against, I don't know of many unmodified handguns where the trigger pull is less than the weight of the gun itself, so it would need to be squeezed for it to fire, or it would just push itself backwards. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  24. theonlyski
    Well. Get a hall pass from normiss and come on down to Tampa. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  25. theonlyski
    SAD NEWS - Please join me in remembering YET ANOTHER great icon of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury Dough Boy died yesterday of a yeast infection and traumatic complications from repeated pokes to the belly. He was 71. Dough Boy is survived by his wife Play Dough, three children, John Dough, Jane Dough, and Dill Dough, plus they had one in the Oven. Services were held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message