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Everything posted by theonlyski
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Buying a first rig...what to ask a seller.
theonlyski replied to dbogardus's topic in Gear and Rigging
Did ya check the SIZE of the canopies? That is numero uno, if they're not within reasonable limits, then run away... FAST. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message -
Getting bored with skydiving leading to safety issues
theonlyski replied to Skyper's topic in Safety and Training
Hey, atleast now I know if my rigger was drunk when my reserve was packed. (no, I don't drink and rig, might spill the booze on the reserve) "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message -
Getting bored with skydiving leading to safety issues
theonlyski replied to Skyper's topic in Safety and Training
First off, there are plenty of people that make a living flying video, not because they want to live on the edge. Second, its RISK not risc "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message -
Look, this condom expires tomorrow... You seem to be a good tree hugger, you wouldn't want me to WASTE a perfectly good condom by throwing it in the trash, would you? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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Nah not yet. But it should be good when I do right? I take it back I used it last night, worked well. seriously?! thats awesome! good for you! so what's his name ? He didn't get that far, only talked long enough to get a free drink out of shah. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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Paid the pimp fees??? Speaking of which, is everyone pimp fee account in order? Some people are ignoring me.... Hello!!!! I hear some faint sound out in the distance, almost sounds like someone talking to me....hrrm cant hear them very well. Oh well, what ever.... Good morning sunshine. How ya doin? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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Lots of good advice here, I just wanted to throw something in about packing. If it doesn't look right, ask. Packing a tandem means you have two people who could potentially get hurt, take your time and do it right. With practice you'll get faster without sacraficing quality. If you don't get the practice packing slower, you may pack faster than all hell, but you miss things. Don't try to race the packer there that's been packing for a while. Catch a rigger during some down time (when he/she isn't slaving away in the loft) and have them point out some of the rigs wear points and what to look for, so you can help keep people safe. One more thing: a closing loop is NEVER good for 'one more jump' "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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Back brace for hard openings? Need advice
theonlyski replied to keith82687's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
+1, ditch the sabre1, do NOT wear a brace, you won't be able to have the full range of freefall if you cannot flex your back. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message -
I just so happen to be looking for a job. Hook me up (with a job)! I'll be back there in a month or so. What kinda work? Where at? I'm based out of CENTCOM and I've done mostly Sys Admin on Windows and currently an IT Project Manager. I'll ask our PM if he has any extra slots for a sysad. I need a job too. ;) What do I look like, a freakin recruiter? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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Even then, recovery software could still get stuff back. +1 Google photorec for a good one, also recuva. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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I just so happen to be looking for a job. Hook me up (with a job)! I'll be back there in a month or so. What kinda work? Where at? I'm based out of CENTCOM and I've done mostly Sys Admin on Windows and currently an IT Project Manager. I'll ask our PM if he has any extra slots for a sysad. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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Speaking of which, what's he been up to? Haven't seen him since the invasion at sebastian for new years. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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I just so happen to be looking for a job. Hook me up (with a job)! I'll be back there in a month or so. What kinda work? Where at? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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theres video! One happened mid fomation after point 1 was built, the other as he turned to track off... Can you say 'pin check'? Well, at least it wasnt on climb out or doing the swoop! I mean, who cares if the camera guy needs new underwear... Camera guys are suppossed to wear underwear?? Shit... I never knew... "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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"I'd have sex with you, but I don't want to vomit on your penis." I overheard a girl say that to someone at a boogie once. Thought it was pretty bad form. "Your sister is great in bed, but now that we're at her funeral, I guess I should try to continue with you" "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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You know, if you really cared, you would give that person your IM id... They have that too And phone number. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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how about a week-long holiday in europe / switzerland; i'll get you around.. too bad I can't afford the $1000 plane ticket out there. o darn. Do what I did, get a cushy job that's way too easy, pays way too much and sends you to awesome places... By the way, I'm leaving soon... Not gonna tell you where, cause I don't want you more pissed off at me. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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Dayum! That Ski just won't give up. She likes it... shes keeping all of my messages to read over and over again. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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Def: What Ski has been desperately attempting. Quiet you, don't make me come back up to z-hills! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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So... how YOU doin? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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Bwahahahaha!!!! Where is the "Like" button when you need it Alt+F4 "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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Define hooking up on bonfire. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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Interesting... "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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I thought you had to downsize for safety to be a member of the team? Yes, new video would be awesome though... don't recall seeing ANY of a 210! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message