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  1. theonlyski
    I'm bored at work today. http://a4skyhawk.org/2g/humor/humor.htm "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  2. theonlyski
    Well he would have to stay out of the D license LZ & PRO rated areas with only an A license... Don't be going around tell these type of people the wrong info Dave or we'll never hear the end of it! Well, he might be able to STAND there, but they won't let him LAND there. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  3. theonlyski
    Ha, Thought you meant on a plane (being a lift to altitude and all) "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  4. theonlyski
    My guess is that it will follow them out the door. +1 May get shredded in the process, but that rig needs some work anyways to tighten up the BOC pouch if it just 'fell' out. I wouldn't want to be between a drogue attached to 400 lbs of meat headed away from the plane. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  5. theonlyski
    OP: Looks like you're not filling out the top of the bag properly. Have someone work with you (rigger, experienced packer) and show you the easier ways. I'm guessing this canopy is new, and that it's getting a little frisky when you start trying to bag it. Keep in mind, the binding tapes on the #3 & #4 flaps should be overlapping, not the grommets. (Read the manual if you're not sure what I'm talking about) I think once you get the bulk better distrubted, and the line bites a reasonable size, you'll be shortening that closing loop ~1-1.5 inches and it will look WAY better. Where do you live? If you're in the Tampa area, I can show you what I'm talking about. I've got a V348 with a new OP 176 and new Safire2 169... and I bet I could probably pack that 190 in my container and still have it look pretty good. It's just a little technique you need to work on.
  6. theonlyski
    Windows movie maker? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  7. theonlyski
    Dropbox or something similar. You could also torrent it. (after all, torrenting was designed to move large files around the internet and make it easier the more people involved) "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  8. theonlyski
    I thought it was only wrong on FTL150 and above? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  9. theonlyski
    Yup, that's one of my common ones. Depending who I'm jumping with, I might flip them 500' high and by the time they're stable, they see my ass tracking away laughing. (I don't do this to anyone that isn't able to recover or anyone that is going to freak out about it) "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  10. theonlyski
    +1! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  11. theonlyski
    I got a chain saw you can use. Knowin' you it's a TWO STROKE... Why would I need a 4? Two is good enough for ME "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  12. theonlyski
    I got a chain saw you can use. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  13. theonlyski
    Apparently the 'ski gene is part of the sense of humor. I tell that to all the tandem students that I'm videoing. "No matter what happens to you, just remember... I'll be fine!" "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  14. theonlyski
    That you wearing the camera? Nice landing edit "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  15. theonlyski
    Say that alot? Sadly it looks like duty calls and I'm getting sent overseas... won't be making it this year. Y'all have fun! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  16. theonlyski
    History has shown that you cannot spell big nor small words. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  17. theonlyski
    only if you're very VERY careful! I need to order a hot knife... what are you doing monday? no way i'd trust you with a hot knife near my clothes Well, it can't be much worse than whipped cream, can it? you've ruined enough of my clothes thank you You had it coming. Atleast there was no ranch or chili w/beans "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  18. theonlyski
    only if you're very VERY careful! I need to order a hot knife... what are you doing monday? no way i'd trust you with a hot knife near my clothes Well, it can't be much worse than whipped cream, can it? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  19. theonlyski
    .... coming from the guy that doesn't want to be an engineer anymore. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  20. theonlyski
    I did the whole full time job and full time school thing for a year straight... f-that! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  21. theonlyski
    Supercharger probably won't help much for towing. Get a diesel 3/4 ton or something beefy like that. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  22. theonlyski
    I work from (somewhere between 6-9 am depending on how many times I want to hit the snooze) to 3. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  23. theonlyski
    *cough cough* Been there! Today the boss has decided it's too nice out, so we're gonna have a pool "meeting".
  24. theonlyski
    only if you're very VERY careful! I need to order a hot knife... what are you doing monday? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  25. theonlyski
    Agreed. That was totally uncalled for. I promise she will be given a spanking. Is that a threat or a promise? She's feisty. You may have to tie her down for that.... I'm not sure punishment is going to discourage repetition of this behaviour. She seems to be eagerly anticipating it. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message