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  1. beowulf
    huh and I could have sworn it was pussy. Nearly every man born is addicted to it. "Spend 9 months trying to get out and the rest of your life trying to get back in."
  2. beowulf
    That is a very good suggestion. In fact I think it is the best idea I have heard all day.
  3. beowulf
    Hey the skirt with no panties sounds good to me
  4. beowulf
    I think you are full of shit.
  5. beowulf
    I am sorry but I don't believe you. I require pictures in order to verify your statement.
  6. beowulf
    Pop quiz: What is the MOST addicting substance known to men? pussy
  7. beowulf
    well I for one don't plan on dying anytime within the next 60 years. hmm actually I don't plan on ever dying, that way when I do die it will be a surprise
  8. beowulf
    would you like some cheese with that wine?
  9. beowulf
    Hah you said mentally stable and women in the same sentence!!!!
  10. beowulf
    ya know you are missing an entirely different aspect of this. What if you were in the hole about $50,000? Should the man now have to take over all of that too? What if she doesn't say anything and he can't really afford to take on that kind of money? Then what? When I say $50,000 I don't mean a house or car, but credit cards or other such things with high payments.
  11. beowulf
    Education only works for those willing to learn and apply what they have learned.
  12. beowulf
    with practice you could be the next asslauncher.
  13. beowulf
    There is a difference between mercenaries and hitmen. If you say people who kill for money then you are describing hitmen. Don't assume that a mercenary is a hitman. That would not be accurate.
  14. beowulf
    So is it better to kill people because they don't have the same religion or beliefs?
  15. beowulf
    It's often vague and contradictory.
  16. beowulf
    I don't consider the bible a very credible source of evidence.
  17. beowulf
    I subscribe to the Bullshit Theory. Everyone has their particular brand of bullshit and everyone thinks that their bullshit is the best around. But in the end it is still all bullshit and then we die and find out whos bullshit was the best. No one has ever came back to confirm which brand of bullshit is the winner, so there is no way to know who has the best bullshit around. By the way there is no proof that anyone named Jesus actually did come back from the dead.
  18. beowulf
    well they base their brand of bullshit off a version of the bible so that makes them christian. What other definition of christian is there?
  19. beowulf
    You haven't met very many Jehovah's Witnesses have you?
  20. beowulf
    usually there is more then one answer to any given problem. It has been my opinion that God is an idea that was thought up by men wanting to exert control over other men and also to explain what they don't understand. Just because Christianity is wildly popular doesn't make it "The" religion.
  21. beowulf
    But everyones god is the "True God". Each religion has their own reasons for why they worship the "True God". They reasons are varied and tend to make no sense at all.
  22. beowulf
    well duhh praying is like wishing. "Wish in one hand and shit in the other and see which fills up faster" Faith in prayer is no enhancement at all. Its all wishful thinking.
  23. beowulf
    Well you need a piece of PVC pipe (the bigger the better) and an electric fan and presto you have a wind tunnel.
  24. beowulf
    I have a wuffo friend that calls skydiving my addiction, same as crack cocaine or crystal meth. I have a hard time disputing that.
  25. beowulf
    That was well written, I totally agree with his opinion.