RhondaLea

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  1. I knew what you meant. I didn't even notice that you blew the quote. I was still too busy laughing at how easy it was to run poor old Scoop right out of the thread. If you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb
  2. I just peed my pants. Oh God, my stomach hurts. rl If you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb
  3. So what are you doin' Friday night, Alex? rl If you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb
  4. Nice try, Jeff. rl If you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb
  5. I can tell you right now that I'm not flirting with the intent of making a girl wet...well, not all the time, anyway. Seriously, I think you need to redefine. rl If you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb
  6. Well, I'm rumblin' in this JCB. I'm 5 years old and my dad's a giant sitting beside me. And the engine rattles my bum like berserk While we're singin, 'Don't forget your shovel if you want to go to work!' My dad's probably had a bloody hard day But he's been good fun and bubblin and jokin' away And the procession of cars stuck behind are gettin all impatient and angry, but we dont mind. An' we're holdin up the bypass oh Me and my dad havin a top laugh oh woah Sittin on the toolbox oh And I'm so glad I'm not in school, boss So glad I'm not in school Oh no... And we pull over to let cars past And pull off again, speedin by the summer green grass And we're like giants up here in our big yellow digger Like zoids, or transformers, or maybe even bigger And I wanna transform into a Tyrannosaurus Rex! And eat up all the bullies and the teachers and their pets And I'll tell all my mates that my dad's B.A. Baracus Only with a JCB and Bruce Lee's nunchuckas And We're holdin up the bypass oh Me and my dad havin a top laugh oh woah Sittin on the toolbox oh And I'm so glad I'm not in school, boss So glad I'm not in school And we're holdin up the bypass oh oh Me and my dad havin a top laugh oh woah I'm sittin on the toolbox oh oh And I'm so glad I'm not in school, Boss So glad I'm not in school - Said I'm Luke, I'm five, and my dad's Bruce Lee. Drives me round in his JCB. I'm Luke, I'm five, and my dad's Bruce Lee. Drives me round in his JCB. I'm Luke, I'm five, and my dad's Bruce Lee. Drives me round in his JCB. I'm Luke, I'm five, and my dad's Bruce Lee. Drives me round And we're holdin' up the bypass woah Me and my dad havin a top laugh oh woah And I'm sittin on the toolbox oh And I'm so glad I'm not in school, Boss So glad I'm not in school Aw, said I'm Luke, I'm five, and my dad's Bruce Lee. Drives me round in his JCB. I'm Luke, I'm five, and my dad's Bruce Lee. Drives me round in his Aw, I'm Luke, I'm five, and my dad's Bruce Lee. Drives me round in his JCB. I'm Luke, I'm five, and my dad's Bruce Lee. Drives me round in his JCB. If you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb
  7. RhondaLea

    Suicide

    I've known one person--and possibly two--who I believe did exactly that. The rest were either "fuck you" suicides--most of which were failed attempts or would have been if things had worked out they way they planned--or by people who were so far beyond the end of their rope, so desperate, so unhappy, so depressed, that they were no longer rational enough to see another way out. rl If you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb
  8. Well just once. He was hot as hell and was leaving in a week for basic training. I just had to defile him. You go, girl! Anything for one of our boys. rl If you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb
  9. Funny what you can do with statistics. From the same article: Overall for the state, 658 bodies have been identified. Forty-seven percent were African-American and 42 percent were Caucasian. The remaining bodies were either non-black minorities or undetermined. rl If you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb
  10. Point to me. rl If you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb
  11. Well, I used the word "interesting" "adventure" but I suppose "sucked" is just as accurate. But I kept right on trying until I got it right. rl If you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb
  12. What makes you think I'm wearing any clothes? rl If you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb
  13. Uh... If you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb
  14. Wait till you see what I have in mind for you. rl If you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb
  15. That's would only be a problem for the guys, right? The women here don't pick up students and tandems and take them home, do they? rl If you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb
  16. Well, I voted, but I agree it needs to be a slightly different poll, and because some people have been around for more than a few years, I don't think "11 or more" should be the final choice. It'll be more interesting if you go higher.
  17. I wouldn't yell at Ian. It would be a waste of words and breath. You're going to need to scrub too. rl stop playing hard to get reminds me of what you used to do at school.... always calling the one you really fancied, trying to throw others off the scent looks like i'll be in up to my back wheels before i know it Ian, anyone who really knows me will tell you that your theory of "the games Rhonda plays" is erroneous. All of this has gotten so bad that I'm thinking of befriending Muenkel. We only have one thing in common--our feelings for you--but I'm almost convinced that it alone is a solid basis for a friendship. I predicted early on that your very persistence would lead to your current...following, for lack of a better word. I've seen all this before. I'm just not interested. rl If you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb
  18. RhondaLea is a real person? I thought she was a super secret goverment search engine that dispenses psycobabble and doesn't have sex. That would be the logical conclusion. rl If you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb
  19. I wouldn't yell at Ian. It would be a waste of words and breath. You're going to need to scrub too. rl If you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb
  20. Don't expect to kiss me afterward. um... do I have to de-louse first? You're going to have to do more than that. Pretend you're scrubbing for surgery, but do it to your entire body. Have a condom specially made for your lips and finally (taking no chances) have them sewn together so that your tongue has no chance of escaping. Then I might consider letting you give me a peck on the cheek, but I'm washing afterward. rl If you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb
  21. I want to see yours. rl If you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb
  22. Fixed it for ya. If you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb
  23. It's not your fault. I'm not funny, not even in a wry way. But "I know, in my heart, I will be someday" or die trying, it will probably be a homicide. Well, you make me laugh.
  24. I was 13, just barely. He was 21, and he didn't know that I was 13 or a virgin. It was quite the adventure. rl If you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb
  25. I see only one interpretation, and I refuse to answer the question on the grounds...never mind. rl If you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb