RhondaLea

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  1. Actually, if you look at the Q&A on her site, she recommends the use of an antiseptic baby wipe for going from anal to oral. I've been out of the baby business for a few years now, so I wasn't aware that baby wipes come in antiseptic now, but I still think a wipe is not enough. Not to mention what (I imagine) the residue from a wipe would taste like. Ick. rl If you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb
  2. And guys wonder why they're not getting laid. Most women don't have perfect bodies, and the ones who have less-than-perfect, merely acceptable bodies are afraid to take their clothes off because they fear the inevitable comparison. rl If you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb
  3. That was very sad, darlin'. But familiar, very familiar. rl If you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb
  4. You shouldn't bring it up if it is not an offer. Kevin's already bored. I don't want to make it worse. rl If you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb
  5. Boy, and do you deserve it. If you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb
  6. RhondaLea

    Last Holiday

    http://www.lastholidaymovie.com/ Queen Latifah makes a base jump. rl If you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb
  7. Another distraction...a welcome one, but a distraction regardless. Then you're not doing it right, Kevin. If you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb
  8. Sex. If you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb
  9. I think you should go with "wee-wee" and "hoo-hoo." It's really great when you're trying to talk dirty to your partner. I think I'm going to save that for phone sex. At least then I'll be able to escape. Oh God! If you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb
  10. She was the force behind Cosmo. And Cosmo was one of the forces behind the so-called "sexual revolution." It's not likely that women would be where they are today sexually if it were not for Cosmo. The point is, it is not always wise to sneer at a cultural icon...which is what you did in your feeble attempt to sneer at me. But as you will have noted from another post I made, Cosmo is not the source of my knowledge of the prostate. rl If you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb
  11. I got a sweater for Christmas... I really wanted a moaner or a screamer. Groan...................................... Walt You don't understand, Walt. It's really not a joke. rl If you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb
  12. I quit my job. If you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb
  13. But, but I thought I was your favorite. Walt Y'know, Walt, I think I've known this asshole longer than I've known just about anyone. He was doing his graduation jump the first time I ever laid eyes on him, and he has been a royal pain in my ass ever since. But he's also the person who has put up with me cranky and crazy and pissed off and everything else, and he's never lost my phone number and he's forgiven me when I haven't returned his calls, and of all the people I know, I probably trust him more than anyone, because he has never lied to me, and he always tells me what I need to hear whether I want to hear it or not. He also had the good sense to not let a very beautiful and wonderful woman get away. I don't know why she puts up with him, but she does, and she's a total babe. He gets big points for that. On the other hand, he called me last night and kept me up past my bedtime, and he called me today at work, and people were laughing at me because I kept calling him a jerk, and I said to him a little too loudly, "I'm only calling you a jerk, because I'm at work, and I can't call you what you really are, you asshole." He's an asshole, all right. But he's also a better friend to me than I deserve. rl If you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb
  14. ref: .................. Dude, I'm telling your wife on you. And if that doesn't work, I'm tellin' your girlfriend. rl If you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb
  15. Blame your parents. It's not your fault you're from Michigan. now yer picky? You would know better than anyone just exactly how picky I am. Don't be mad, honey. You're still my favorite person not to have sex with. rl If you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb
  16. I'm savin' it all for you, baby. rl If you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb
  17. I don't powder my privates. Yeah, well, what you're getting is a spanking. rl If you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb
  18. I used the words "pussy" and "cock" in a post in SC, and I freaked someone out enough that he actually commented on how graphic a remark I had made. So here I used "weiner," and I got back "vagina." I think from here on in, I'm going to stick with "cock" and "pussy." Just for the record, I prefer "tits" (which is actually correctly spelled "teats" but pronounced "tits") to "boobies." rl If you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb
  19. This is right up there on the list of the most ridiculous PC ideas I've ever heard. Good grief! If you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb
  20. It occurs to me that I am a product of 50s-style sex... Me too. It fully explains why I have such a twisted view of the people and the world. If you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb
  21. Funny, my ex-wife said the opposite.... I can understand why you didn't stay married to a woman with a taste for talc. And, btw, how did this boobie thread turn into a weiner thread? Just wondering. rl If you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb
  22. I don't need to answer this, but I didn't want to rudely ignore your thread. If you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb
  23. Just so you know, men who powder their privates are not getting a blow job. Just so you know. rl If you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb
  24. This is very, very good. Congratulations.