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Don't know about Britney, but Madonnas' voting for Clark. I'm a Sharpton man myself.

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On their 50th Wedding Anniversary the reminiscing wife puts on the negligee she wore on her wedding night and says to her husband "Honey, do you remember this"? He looks up from reading the newspaper and says "Yes Honey I do. You wore that same negligee the night we were married". "Yes dear thats right. Do you remember what you said to me that night"? she said. "Yes Dear, I do remember". he says, and goes back to reading his newspaper. "Well, what was it you said"? she asks. Not really being in the mood for this, he sighs and responds "Well Honey, as I remember, I said, "Oh, Baby, I'm going to suck the life out of those huge boobs and screw your brains out". "Yes Dear and now its 50 years later and I'm in the same negligee. What do you have to say now"? He looks her up and down and says "Mission Accomplished".

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A woman meets a gorgeous man in a bar. They talk, get connected and leave together. At his house, he shows her around. In his bedroom she notices it's completely packed with the cutest Teddy Bears shes' ever seen. Hundreds of cute Teddy Bears on 3 shelves. She's very impressed this guy would have so many Teddy Bears and she notices he has them organized starting with the smallest Teddy Bears along 3 sides of the room near the floor. The next shelf up has medium sized ones and the most enormous ones with huge button eyes are on the top shelf. "How sensitive and organized this guy is" she thinks. "I must get to know him better". As they begin kissing, she decides not to say anything because she is really enjoying this insight into the sensitive side of this guy. She turns to him...they kiss... and then with a hot steamy passion they rip off each others clothes and make hot monkey love all night. She is so turned on with the sensitivity of this guy that she reaches the highest level of orgasms she's ever had. With perspiration dripping from both of them, she rolls over, puts her arms around him and says "So how was it"? He lies there for what seems an eternity and finally says.... "You may select any prize from the BOTTOM shelf".

Doesn't the word wrap work automatically?

I found myself looking around and wondering where the Gong was.

I don't know why it came out that way. I didn't paste it in, I wrote it out. Anybody know why?

You have to ask??? Seriously????

QuoteBoy, this thread sure didn't take long to get all forky! *** You seem surprised!!

Now, when it comes to restrictive labor practices, that is another matter entirely. As is using members' dues for political purposes. Then again, corporations make political donations too, that may be quite contrary to the views of individual stockholders. *** True. However I am not forced to own stock in a corporation that makes political contributions I dislike. Same cannot be said for Union members.

A woman meets a gorgeous man in a bar. They talk, get connected and leave together. At his house, he shows her around. In his bedroom she notices it's completely packed with the cutest Teddy Bears shes' ever seen. Hundreds of cute Teddy Bears on 3 shelves. She's very impressed this guy would have so many Teddy Bears and she notices he has them organized starting with the smallest Teddy Bears along 3 sides of the room near the floor. The next shelf up has medium sized ones and the most enormous ones with huge button eyes are on the top shelf. "How sensitive and organized this guy is" she thinks. "I must get to know him better". As they begin kissing, she decides not to say anything because she is really enjoying this insight into the sensitive side of this guy. She turns to him...they kiss... and then with a hot steamy passion they rip off each others clothes and make hot monkey love all night. She is so turned on with the sensitivity of this guy that she reaches the highest level of orgasms she's ever had. With perspiration dripping from both of them, she rolls over, puts her arms around him and says "So how was it"? He lies there for what seems an eternity and finally says.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................."You may select any prize from the BOTTOM shelf".

A little tough to just answer yes or no. I think someone convicted of using drugs shouldn't be denied but I would stipulate drug testing while they are being tax payer subsidized. Dealing drugs is another issue. If someone is caught with a large quantity of drugs and shows no other visible means of support, then I'm for denying them a student loan until they have served time in jail, done massive amounts of community service and agreed to mandatory drug testing. Someone caught dealing a small amount that obviously wasn't to provide an income should still be subjected to drug testing and community service.

You will REALLY enjoy reading this. http://www.ytedk.com/index.htm

Perhaps you could help get us started. Tell us about what you have done to help make this a better country and it might inspire others.

No, if they had been waiting for the perfect moment that would have been late next summer to give on last pre -election boost. Your both wrong, they are saving Oasama for the pre-election boost. blues jerry *** Naw, GWB won't need the bump if How Weird Dean is the opposition. Probably going to pick up at least 4 seats in the Senate too. How sweet it is.

Didn't you just violate #2, #4 and #5. "Typical Liberal" logic, one set of rules for you and another for everyone else.

*** That would be true if taken only in the context in which you frame it. However, if you go back and re-read my responses, you will see initially I was responding to someone who seemed to think the only thing Clinton ever did wrong was to get a blow job. I was simply pointing out some of the bad things that happened during the Clinton Administration. Too bad your attempt at misdirection didn't work. Nice try though. And if you go back and re-read my responses, you'll see initially I was responding to someone who seemed to think that Clinton's lies "cancelled out" Bush's, not claiming that I felt that was the only thing he ever did that was wrong. Too bad your attempt at misdirection didn't work. Nice try though. No what you did was jump into the middle of a thread with the typical liberal "I'd rather have a President who lied about blow job than lie about why he's sending American Soldiers off to get killed". Why is it liberals always end up wanting to dismiss Clintons lying under oath while a defendant in a sexual harassment case as just lying about a blow job. Like a little dog nobody pays attention to anymore. Sit... stay.... good boy.

I'll ask the question I've been implying and you've been avoiding. What does that have to do with Bush? I love the cries of "the liberals didn't say anything when Clinton did " , whenever Bush is criticized about something. Look in the mirror, the conservatives aren't saying anything about Bush doing the same things, other than telling us to look at what Clinton did. Please defend security leaks under Bush's administration without resorting to, "But Clinton...." *** That would be true if taken only in the context in which you frame it. However, if you go back and re-read my responses, you will see initially I was responding to someone who seemed to think the only thing Clinton ever did wrong was to get a blow job. I was simply pointing out some of the bad things that happened during the Clinton Administration. Too bad your attempt at misdirection didn't work. Nice try though.

Nope, I remember....interestingly, the only reference to Livermore in that article appears in the same sentence with Los Alamos. What's your point? Secrets were exposed during Clinton's watch...the same thing has happened under Bush's watch. You claimed the "liberals" are ignoring what happened when Clinton was pres. Actually, personally, I'm not. But there's nothing I can do about that now. There's a chance we can do something about what is going on currently under Bush's command....which the "conservatives" happen to be ignoring. Maybe it's because they're distracted by ubiquitous terrorist plots. *** You really don't remember Janet Reno commiting treason, in many's view, in her efforts to block this investigation? Is your memory really that short?

My definition of an Extreme Sport is one in which under normal cicumstances, you can lose your life. Therefore Skydiving is an Extreme Sport.

My guess is he's doing the right thing and stepping aside so there's no appearance of influence for you guys to whine about.

Actually I checked it out the last time you posted some "information" from it.