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To all the mates I've met and those I've yet to meet...
Tuna-Salad replied to shropshire's topic in The Bonfire
What you said. I have the intention of performing some quality control on fine alcoholic beverages. Millions of my potential children died on your daughters' face last night. -
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Tuna-Salad replied to turtlespeed's topic in The Bonfire
Wishes he could get more ass than a toilet seat, much like that legendary Tuna guy. Millions of my potential children died on your daughters' face last night. -
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Tuna-Salad replied to turtlespeed's topic in The Bonfire
That Tuna guy is one of the finest people I know. A highly trained individual in the art of sexy. Millions of my potential children died on your daughters' face last night. -
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Tuna-Salad replied to turtlespeed's topic in The Bonfire
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This is correct. You got the extra credit but not the actual question. Millions of my potential children died on your daughters' face last night.
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Barrel rolls on big ways: Was - Fatality - Z-Hills, FL
Tuna-Salad replied to aresye's topic in Safety and Training
Well since this thread took a turn about how to track and all that, answer this please. Why is it reccomended that I keep my arms at a 45 degree angle like a delta instead of at my sides and streamlined? I have good heading control in a track in both the delta and streamlined position so am I missing something? Would you not go much further much faster? Millions of my potential children died on your daughters' face last night. -
"blow me" Best phrase for many years past and to come. Millions of my potential children died on your daughters' face last night.
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Tried it already... no go. Any other suggestions? It was made worse by the fact she doesn't own any pantyhose and I then had to explain where they came from. Try this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xjTqoMFyIIw&feature=related Yes I will try this. I tried the, rubs the lotion on the skin or gets the hose again but that did not work. Millions of my potential children died on your daughters' face last night.
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American railroads were built by British expatriates, so they laid the rails the same gauge as those of British railroads. The British decided that gauge because the wheels on the coaches were built on the same jigs as the wheels on horse drawn carriages. That gauge was decided so that carriage wheels would fit in the ruts of many of the dirt roads of Europe. Those roads were originally built by the ancient Romans, who decided that width because it would be convenient for their chariots. I did not write this, but google is a wonderful thing. A tuna will have swum 1 million miles by age 15. The owners of SeaDoo watercraft also make what popular business jet? Extra credit... Which company owns SeaDoo and the aircraft in question? Millions of my potential children died on your daughters' face last night.
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Tried it already... no go. Any other suggestions? It was made worse by the fact she doesn't own any pantyhose and I then had to explain where they came from. Millions of my potential children died on your daughters' face last night.
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Why do women want to put makeup on guys and all that crap. My chick tried to paint my toenails and keeps asking to put makeup on me.. what the fuck. Millions of my potential children died on your daughters' face last night.
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what he said Millions of my potential children died on your daughters' face last night.
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I'm always up for more alcohol smart ass Millions of my potential children died on your daughters' face last night.
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Not mad.
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Why do people constantly bitch about updating a profile? Seems that what you have in your profile is more important than the question being asked. It's a profile for a damn website. Seriously people, get a grip. Just because someone does not have a profile filled out does not mean what they ask is not legit. Get over it already. The same goes for jump numbers. It's a bullshit number. People with 10000 jumps are still capable of the same mistakes someone makes with 10 jumps. As someone recently told me "It's not about the numbers, it's what you do with them." Jump numbers to me means someone has been involved longer and probably has more money to spend on jumping than I do. (And might be a little smarter on how things work, but does not excuse mistakes) Call it a rant get pissed off post your negative comments.. I don't care. I'm sick of new people (and some old) asking questions and being told to update the profile before they get a suitable answer. For fucks sake I could put in 500 jumps and most people would not know the diff if I had done them or not. If someone asks a legit question about skydiving or shows an interest in our sport, instead of being dicks and judging them by what their profile says, how bout you answer the fucking question and educate them. You just MIGHT tell them something that will save thier ass or that of someone else someday. A profile and numbers does not dictate how good or bad someone is at a given task. Like the people bitching about how myspace is the "I love me" place. Are you going to tell someone they are a piece of shit and have no right to post a blog because they did not update their profile? Seriously.. it had to be said.. it might of been said before but someone had to say it. Stop putting so much emphasis on how up-to-date a profile is and the numbers to go with it. Call it a rant if you want, I'm just sick of people being turned away because of a profile. During one of my posts I was asked to update my profile. I guess the profile determines how good a flyer you are and how much safety you bring to the sport. In that case let me update mine to the fullest extent in the hopes it will save me from fucking up in the near future. Thanks for reading this essay. I will be awaiting negative replies and grades on word use and punctuation. Millions of my potential children died on your daughters' face last night.
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I considered going to ATP for a while but decided on the Comair school instead. Accelerated flight training.. That is a term in itself. Millions of my potential children died on your daughters' face last night.
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Geek help.. Firewall Appliance recommendations??
Tuna-Salad replied to Thanatos340's topic in The Bonfire
The best type of firewall is simply unplugging the lan cable from the box. Millions of my potential children died on your daughters' face last night. -
I'm just repeating what was said to me. Millions of my potential children died on your daughters' face last night.
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Anything you wish you'd known starting out?
Tuna-Salad replied to deadcactus's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
I wish I'd known the freefall only lasted for 60 seconds instead of 5 minutes like on TV. Millions of my potential children died on your daughters' face last night. -
I give sexy lessons on Tuesdays and Thursdays. VB should attend. In his defense though, it was admitted to me that the shim had a nice rack. Millions of my potential children died on your daughters' face last night.
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Judging from the success of myspace, I'd say it wasn't such a bad idea. It's successful because of the user data and direct marketing aspects that provides advertisers. It's successful because of the ad revenue. It's successful not because of the content, but that it plays on the egos of those that use it. It's a fascinating business model to be sure as far as money goes, but I actually don't judge things based solely on revenues. It also has been used for a fair amount of evil; stalkers, web bullies, child molesters. I think that should be given some consideration. You are just pissed off because you did not think of it first and missed out on the 500 mil. I like that some bash myspace, while others try to justify reasons for having an account for fear of being flamed. Do what you want with your life. You don't have to justify shit to anyone. If I wanted to run around half naked in my grandma's pantyhose on the weekend I would not need reasons to justify doing so. As it is I would still be looked upon as the weird guy and opinions would not get better or worse. Just because I don't bathe regularly does not mean I am going to look down on those of you who do. (suckers) Living in Florida I need a protective crust so the mosquitos do not infect me with malaria. I can make it snow any time of the year just by scratching my head too! Millions of my potential children died on your daughters' face last night.
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Unless you are just naturally sexy like me and they do not need to be drunk. It's tough being this sexy. Some will spend their entire lives trying to attain this level of sexiness, but most will fail. Millions of my potential children died on your daughters' face last night.
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seeing as how you hardly get laid anyway. Would it not be to your benefit to take anything that comes your way? Now it appears you are beating them off. So to speak... Millions of my potential children died on your daughters' face last night.
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Hmmm - would make a nice jumpship..
Tuna-Salad replied to kallend's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
The A380 would be a suitable jumpship. I will talk to TK about getting one for the season. Millions of my potential children died on your daughters' face last night. -
You misspelled Pompous. Millions of my potential children died on your daughters' face last night.