Tuna-Salad

I would appreciate it if you kept our yahoo conversations out of these forums.. Millions of my potential children died on your daughters' face last night.

0:35 big fuckin boobs. There is supposed to be a skydiving poster somewhere? Millions of my potential children died on your daughters' face last night.

The general consesus is that I visit the tunnel. So with that said I will lay off jumping for a couple weeks and put back some $ for the tunnel. That should be interesting to see all the stuff I'm doing wrong. HaHa I'm using a tony swoop suit with big puffy arms and huge legs.. I am going to dive one day in shorts just to get an idea how much the suit slows me down. I also do not have booties. It was indeed fun jumping with you DSE until the end like you said. The sliding sideways is working better though. Millions of my potential children died on your daughters' face last night.

I guess you could call her my common law wife.. hates jumping and everything about it. Hates that I spend money on it, hates that I get up early to go to the DZ hates that I talk about it. Everything to do with it. Millions of my potential children died on your daughters' face last night.

I bet she was a good freak in the bed. Apparently willing to try anything... Millions of my potential children died on your daughters' face last night.

I have a bad habit of getting below formations and not being able to get back up. Looking under arm, hugging beach ball, almost at a de-arch to cup air. I have a baggy suit, but am a fat fuck with a natural arch. Short of getting wings between my sleeves (and quitting the beer) what else can I do? I recently got an altitrack and of the 4 jumps my avg fall rate is between 129 - 134 mph. I actually got down to 108 saturday (But really don't know how accurate that is) I can come down to people and for the most part keep a 4 way or something level by adjusting fall rate, but to say the least when I get below a group it makes me feel like shit like I ruined the dive and should be able to get back up the 20 feet or so. I mean with 100+ jumps it looks bad on me to not be able to complete a 4 way because we undocked and I got below the formation. I don't have "Mad skills" but I can keep up with almost anyone I have jumped with recently.. until I get low. Millions of my potential children died on your daughters' face last night.

I do it because it makes me feel good. Low self esteem is no laughing matter people.. Millions of my potential children died on your daughters' face last night.

I said that too... Is diff when you have a girlfriend that might as well be teh wife insisting on it. At first they said it was $450 then girl came out and said she crashed and had lost a lot of blood and I said stuff just got much more expensive. I got the evil eye for saying things like "what the fuck, do you know how many jumps I could of done for $700?" I could of bought a new used canopy maybe.. It was actually $692 so I am rounding up. Millions of my potential children died on your daughters' face last night.

Tastes like chicken Millions of my potential children died on your daughters' face last night.

Tuna 1:1 Sometime around 6 on saturday evening my chick starts freaking out and yelling at me that the cat cut her foot and was bleeding everywhere. So I'm thinking no big deal.. Anyway cat cut foot really bad.. could see tendons and meat. Girlfriend is hysterical at the sight of blood.. demands to go to vet. We do not have $ to go to vet... I dress the cat with a gauze pad, put a 2x2 bandaid around that to keep on said gauze pad wrap that in gauze *of course* and cut the end off a sock to put around arm in the hopes she won't chew on it.. yea. She bleeds thru all that. Mind you this was a tight dressing. Tuna 1:2 We go to aforementioned vet cat pees all over the girlfriend in HER car. Vet staff take her instantly we dont see kitty for 10 minutes, they come out and say its not looking good catm apparently crashed and lost a lot of blood took a long time to stop the bleeding. Had to put a restricting band on upper arm. Tuna gets lecture on waiting but is comended for good medical care. Half an hour maybe.. cat is stable and responsive. Tendons, nerves, muscle, ligaments everything was cut, and it was of surgical quality says doc. Tuna 1:3 While waiting Tuna is forced to accompany girlfriend to nearby Target to buy pants and a shirt to replace those that cat pissed on earlier. All this time she insists that I stay close so that it might appear the stench is coming from me instead. Oh my god the looks people gave us... Tuna 1:4 Cat is fine now... appears to be in good spirits and hobbling around. Cone on neck looks quite good I might get one for myself. Tuna keeps kitty drugged on pain meds as per doctor instructions. In the hours following the incident an investigation revealed that our now $700 cat had broken a glass flower pot on the porch and was cut by one of the pieces. Saturday night was spent scrubbing the carpet to remove multiple blood stains. Tuna 1:5 Are you really still reading this?? Millions of my potential children died on your daughters' face last night.

i suggest you get drunk and forget about all your problems Millions of my potential children died on your daughters' face last night.

Almost as bad as that time I shaved my ass hair and left it all in the sink in high school.... Millions of my potential children died on your daughters' face last night.

Tell them every month you write down the names of people you owe money to and put them into a had to draw and see who gets paid that month. If they keep calling the name doesn't go in the hat. I'm sort of in the same boat, my car finance company knows I pay my payment in the middle of the month cuz rent is due at the end but on the 2'nd of the month the dumbfucks start the calls like that is going to make me pay it quicker. That's ok though cuz according to the consumer laws in Florida it is against the law to call with the intent of harassment. Calling me 5-7 times a day from 7:30am until 9pm im pretty sure falls under harassment so the calls will cease for me pretty soon. Millions of my potential children died on your daughters' face last night.

I cannot answer seeing how I lost count a long time ago. Just to make me even more of a slut, I don't remember some of the names and probably a few ive forgotten about because they were either so bad or I was too drunk. There was this one chick though...... Millions of my potential children died on your daughters' face last night.

This machine is intended mostly for deveopling / gaming. What I am on right now is, amd athlon x2 2.2 ghz, but is a socket 939 which is old and still using ddr1 ram with only 2gb. Due to me being stingy I and the poll showing to wait (HaHa), I went with an am2+ board and got the 2.7 dual core for $78, and 4gb of ddr2 1066 ram. The machine is upgradable for the future though supporting another 4gb of ram and a quad core if I so desire. With my existing nvidia 8800gt video card I should see a significant perfomance increase in this new machine. Also my fsb speed existing is only 1600, new is 2600

I predict that the world is going to shit and that society as we know it is on a down plane. How is that for prediction? Millions of my potential children died on your daughters' face last night.

AMD Phenom II X4 920 2.8GHz Socket AM2+ 125W Quad-Core Processor Model HDX920XCGIBOX - Retail Millions of my potential children died on your daughters' face last night.

Procedure? Who cares, just piss.. that is why mops and towels were invented. Do I have to think of everything?!?! Millions of my potential children died on your daughters' face last night.

So I'm looking at parts to build a new pc, but I am torn between 2 processors. They are both AMD, one is 1.7 GHZ Dual Core, the other is 1.8 Quad Core. The quad core is $110 more and I am trying not to spend a whole lot of $ at the moment. I can upgrade later to that same cpu for probably less money too. So should I just get the quad core now and not waste $80 on something I'm not going to use in 6 months or Spend the $80 to get what I need for now and drop another $100 later? So Buy the quad core not or wait and get it later? Millions of my potential children died on your daughters' face last night.

For the most part it doesn't matter, but the bigger the gap the more it matters. 20 something + 50 something? That is sort of borderline. Millions of my potential children died on your daughters' face last night.

I am exercising my 1'st amendment right. Is this post stupid? You bet your ass it is. Am I drunk? Not yet but fast approaching. Now excuse me while I go have kinky meaningless phone sex with banesanura. Millions of my potential children died on your daughters' face last night.

Florida kicks ass f*ck you all. Yeah... Not that I mean it in an asshole kind of way. Millions of my potential children died on your daughters' face last night.

Knowing him he has 50 acres and the house is 10 away from the construction so the only person to hear the noise is his spokesperson. Millions of my potential children died on your daughters' face last night.

funny you mention this since my name in all games online (Call of duty 4, grand theft auto) my name is steak sauce. Not that any of you care or that this is important but I can say it so I will. Millions of my potential children died on your daughters' face last night.

Foamy is my hero Millions of my potential children died on your daughters' face last night.