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Ummm, I saw a lot of douchebags, but no hot chicks--just a lot of cake & circumstance. Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.

I must assume you're applying for the "older man" in which case that position has been filled. But, I still like you. Perhaps if you served me a clean, blue-striped towel in your speedo I'd reconsider your application. Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.

I happened to have Regis & Kelly on this morning, but Mark Consuelos (Kelly's hubby) was sub'ing for Reg. They discussed just this, even using the terms "kitten & cougar". Mark happens to be the host or producer or whatever of the show; I wasn't paying that much attention and will likely not watch. Anywho...I don't think age matters until it gets to a point when it does. I mean...20-something dating 70-something and I'm supposed to believe it's "true love"? Fat chance. Possible. But, fat chance. I prefer my men older. Boys are so immature; a woman almost needs one 10-20 years her senior just to be on the same page. After that, if he doesn't work out, I'm all for having a "boy toy" to worship me. I do enjoy cabana boys. Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.

Only you would know, Captain Impudence. Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.

He's still my "little one" and is treated as such. But don't think twice about your post! I'm really glad you mentioned it for those who might have been inspired to jump in and swim next time they see dolphins. Living at the beach, it's hard not to accidentally find yourself amongst them. One drizzly, dreary day about four years ago the waves were actually quite large and rideable and "the boys" decided to go surfing. I declined, but sat on the beach in my anarak and watched. I kid you not, not long into their session there were dolphins surfing the waves with them! And the most unbelievable encounter was one that, literally, jumped right over Billy's head while he was surfing! Billy hardly knew what happened until afterward and he paddled in and we both just had this look of amazement on our faces and we laughed and smiled about it. "Yup, I saw it, hunny."

Oh my gosh! He does have similar features to Cruz! Are his feet webbed? Cruz has "webbed" feet and is the fastest swimmer at dog park! (I might have mentioned that before.). Do you know what sort of mix yours is? We called our vet about the doggie DNA testing but they do not offer it currently. We'd like to find a vet near us that does. Basically they just swab the mouth or something very quick & easy and they can tell back to the grandparents exactly what breeds are in your dog. We have been obsessed with finding out ever since we heard it was possible. Cruz is a super-fast runner, agile and is rarely outshined even by some greyhounds. He's sort of built like a greyhound, too and has the looooong tail. We think given his features & attributes he's part greyhound, part labrador, part some other sort of hound. Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.

I appreciate your response and completely agree, especially about the "swim with dolphins" tours. I'd never participate in such, nor would I ever visit Discovery Cove in Orlando. Billy and I are of the "take only pictures, leave only footprints" or in this case "ripples in the water" when it comes to nature. When we noticed the first school & the babies (in my original post when we were kayaking), we stopped paddling and just floated and enjoyed. Then it became so surreal as we saw more and more schools. There had to be at least five or so schools of between six and 10 dolphins/school. The group closest to us were obviously not disturbed at all by our presence. They sort of lingered--not really swimming anywhere, coming up for air every so often--very peaceful.

I LOVE kimchi.

Sick. Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.

I'm weird about people staying over or staying at others' homes. My family always stays in a hotel. I don't mind friends & family staying over, but they MUST understand one thing: I am no hostess. Mi casa, su casa--literally. You want ANYTHING, help yourself. Some "great hostesses" might consider that rude--I consider it a great compliment that said friend or family member knows me well enough to know they can have whatever they want. I will not cry over the last sip of Simply Orange. I used to keep a drink I NEVER drink in the house for a very good friend that always showed up at our house unexpectedly--but I never once offered it to him. He just knew to help himself. Other people's houses, though, I NEVER feel comfortable to stay the night. I mean--I sleep in just my undies, I always have to pee in the middle of the night, and I like to get some water occasionally w/out having to put a robe on. In the morning, unshowered, I like to eat breakfast & drink my latte which HAS to be exactly how I like it b/c breakfast is my true blue "don't fuck with me or it" time of day. And I'm an early bird--dont' want to be afraid of waking the homeowners. A hotel is just way more comfortable to me. I know I can roll over and turn on the news at 6 a.m. and Billy will soon wake, too, and we'll GPS the nearest Starbucks & bagel shop. Breakfast is my favorite time of day. I hate to compromise it. Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.

I'm pretty much the same way. I trust very few people, but am a pretty good judge of character off the bat. Having said that, I'm a complete oxymoron in that when it suits me I throw all my usual rules right out the window. I won't even say some things I've done--all turned out extremely well, but... Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.

More dolphins today.

I'd never buy a fake bag as I do not support forced child labor. I LOVE your Oukley's, though. Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.

It certainly does. I've always been fond of pussies. (keeping thread on topic ) Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.

Oh dear--I was saying his horse was taller/bigger/higher and also insinuating his "horse" might be a donkey. But, since you're curious: Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.

Depends who the someone is. But, I like you so... I really like your sunglasses; they go well with your backward hat! Damn it. I do like you, though. Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.

I certainly could if your ass wasn't so much bigger than mine. Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.

Cha Cha Cha Chongas. Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.

I'd love to take all the credit, but you've been such an inspiration.

It's really special how affectionate you and your sister are with each other.

I couldn't possibly favor Paris half as much as you do Tom Green. Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.

Certainly, I'd love to be as talented at software engineering as you. Having a social life gets way too exciting sometimes. Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.

I only insult the ones I like. And, I was complimenting your fine use of irony. Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.

The irony here is killing me; or is it just your face? Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.