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RW=the missionary position FF=everything else Landing straight=same sexual routine every time Swooping=changing it up (I'm just teasing, here, folks)

I don't think anyone has been sucking up, just telling it like it is and expressing our gratitude to HH. I also don't think anybody was offended by the thread, just annoyed about Jraf's bitching about HH shutting it down. I think Lisa is dead-on on this one

I think anyone who has read my posts on this forum knows I have respectful standards.... I stand by what I said, FF's know ALL the right body positions and swoopers may be the first to land but they land better than the rest He he he...this is not meant to be a FF vs RW arguement...I am just playing along w/ the underlying sexual tone. My boy-toy is a FF/swooper, most of my sky-friends are FF/swoopers so I guess I'm a bit biased

but FF's know WAY more positions and swoopers know how to swoop in fast and go the distance.

I'll be keeping applications in my database in case a spot becomes available. Ha ha ha...just kidding.

He he he...of course...I love being the woman w/ the power so I'm sure the whole white house would be a sausage party w/ me as their master.

He he he....I don't mean to discriminate but just like some people are attracted to tall people, others are attracted to red-heads, I LOVE FF'ers and swoopers.

Call me a wuss, but I prefer riding the smaller waves. I guess that's what all Floridians say, though, huh?

He he he...if I get tired of playing w/ my own na-na's, I assure you, Bill, you'll be the first I call. Speaking of na-na's....I had a breast exam last week and the doctor asked, while feeling my girls, "Do you drink a lot of caffeine?" HA HA HA HA! I guess, just like the dentist can tell if you have a cold, the breast examiner can tell if you drink a lot of coffee. I thought it was funny!

I think the FF'ers and swoopers are DAMN sexy

OMG...way to show gratitude to someone who has provided us all w/ a great place to meet other jumpers and if anything, something fun for me to do rather than go bored out of my mind at work. I usually don't get involved in the drama, but I think you were WAY out of line, there, Jraf. But, I suppose you are entitled to your opinion... I just want to say, for the record, I DEFINITELY don't agree w/ you on this one.

he he he...I already have that job...I'm self-employed;-)

What a crock...we're all a bunch of intimidating asses and Skymama is the Queen Bitch Ha ha ha....seriosly...Ray and Andrea are right. You should come visit us in Deland! I love my family at Skydive Deland and I am always protective of my family...I will take offense if you don't come join our party for at least ONE day of jumping and prove the rumor party wrong!

Not to cause trouble but, I have to second what Lisa said. You should always respect the host of the party.

Yea, for me, it always starts out as a skydive, we break away, and I don't pull anything...I just kinda float/fly to the ground and land safely.

Yea, as much as you might want to donate...they are pretty strict on weight. I weigh b/w 118 and 124 depending on time of day/month, and they even question me sometimes. I have O+ blood so I try to donate as often as they'll let me, but some places won't. I've never felt faint from donating, though, but I tired to donate plasma once, freshman year of college (don't we all do that?) and I had SERIOUS problems. My whole body stiffened up and went to sleep. My fingers and toes were standing straight up and all I could feel was my whole body go numb. My mouth felt like I had been given shots at the dentist. It was numb and I started drooling. They had to pour juice down my throat and coerce me to swallow it. Now THAT was a bad experience and don't recommend ANYONE my size to donate. I have low blood pressure, as well, and people w/ high blood pressure tend to get through the process faster and easier. I should add, since happythoughts expressed some concern that I have low blood sugar (m mom is hypoglycemic and I am borderline) and donating plasma takes the sugar out of your blood and they replace it w/ a saline solution. When this happened to me, it was before the saline solution cycle had started so it was b/c of loss of sugar in my blood. No worries, freebird. Your heart was in the right place.

I have dreams all the time that I'm flying...I'll be skydiving but then I'll land w/out my parachute.

Most of us have had an off-DZ landing at some point in our skydiving lives. What's your story? Here's mine: On my 14th jump, the winds were super-high and by the time we got to altitude there was NO visible ground anywhere. You couldn't even see the beach. I didn't know about the rules, at this time, and no-one told me I shouldn't be jumping in those kind of high winds. Everyone on the load was debating whether or not to get out b/c you really couldn't see shit. But they decided to "estimate" and get out, so, I did, too. NO-ONE landed on the DZ. I was in a cloud almost my entire descent. I spiraled my canopy down until I got out of the cloud at about 600ft. At this point, I saw the DZ about a mile away. Ha ha ha. I also saw other canopies landing on the road. Not wanting to land on the road on my 14th jump, not knowing where the power lines were, I decided to try for this big open field just pass this swamp full of trees. I landed 10 feet away from the big open field and PLF'd into the top of a tree and slowly fell into the swamp. Ha ha ha ha! I wiped myself off, gathered my canopy and waited for my rescue. Everyone at the DZ was f'cking w/ me showing me the "holes" in my canopy. (They were really just the cells in my canopy but at 14 jumps I didn't know any better.) But, alas, I was OK and my equipment was fine so I packed it up and made another jump right after that. Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.

I'm registered as an Independant. I may vote Democrat, Republican or Other depending on who the candidate is, and if I like where they stand on the issues. I don't really care for either party. That said, if I were elected president...the US would be a MUCH nicer place

Ha ha ha ha! Well....I'm not sure if he'll ever buy, but my hot rod would not be available for a test drive until my boy-toy's lease is up. Ha ha ha. He's been leasing two years now...he better buy soon before his warranty expires....HA HA HA HA! As for my thread turning into a thread about boinking...BRING ON THE LOVE FEST. He he he...I'm always up for my threads to turn in sexual directions..ha ha ha...as long as they don't turn in a mean direction...then I'd get pissed

Ummm, did you want to suck? B/c, if so, I don't think that's something the lovely Betsy could help you with

Hey, now, everybody is in the friend zone...I have a boy-toy at the moment You can look at the menu...just can't order

Wouldn't you like to know?

Awwww, too sweet, Muenkel. This guy was hot but once he opened his mouth he ruined the package for me

HA HA HA HA A HA HA! MIKE! They say we're young and we don't know.....ha ha ha ha I don't think anyone wants to hear me kareoke again!