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Everything posted by PLFXpert
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He he he...had to go for the remark...you STOLE my sausage play-name Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
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Don't worry, I hate clowns....a trapeze is not a bad idea, though No darth vader....I don't like masks Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
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Why yes, my father always told me to be a lawyer b/c of how good I am at getting what I want and persuading people. But, I'm tired of school, so law school is out; sales it is! I get what I want, though, b/c I figure out whatever it is I have to do to get it and do it. Some people would think, "Oh, I can't get that job, or Oh, I can't afford a car right now so I'll just forget abou it." But I think, "Hmm, I might not meet the requirements for that job but I'll find out who I need to talk to, meet w/ them, sell myself and how good I could really do it and see whatever I can do to prove to them I'm the person they're looking for, or sure, I don't have the money right now, but if I do X, Y and then Z I can make buying that car happen in four months." It's all about believing in yourself, and if things are important to you, you will do whatever it takes to get them done. My kitty cat just loves me a lot b/c I pamper him like crazy so it's not so much persuasion as it is, spoiling his ass And don't undeestimate BZ...while he is AMAZING and does a lot for me, the efforts are mutual. I do A LOT for him as well, AND he can get me to do things, I might not ordinarly do b/c he asks me to. As flirtatious as I am, make no mistake that everyone in the room will know who is the lucky man! BZ gets a very different kind of attention from me than any other guy does. I make SURE of that! And, he he he...Andrea has her own powers...she is a WONDERFUL woman, if she weren't, she wouldn't be one of my dearest friends. Not only that but she likes me, too...ha ha ha..not a lot of women do b/c they don't bother So, no reason to be intimidated, Bill. I'm sure I wouldn't make you do anything you didn't *really* want to do He he he...and let's be frank...you're curious to see what kind of things we can do here on the dark side, aren't you? Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
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Ha ha ha....Skymama is the greatest pal a girl could have. Although I'm curious why'd you'd be intimidated by me? Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
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Happythoughts and Skymama are nuts! Let's get a few things straight: 1. I never abide by boundaries unless I respect them. 2. ONLY SKYMAMA AND I CAN ADMINISTER SPANKINGS! Before, it was just me, but I've let Skymama in on my vixen ways! 3. Like, #2, only Skymama and I can say when you can spank us back! Don't worry, we are very vocal about what we want and when! 4. I don't use and abuse so Happythoughts should have nothing to be "alarmed" about. Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
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you were working as a waitress in a cocktail bar
PLFXpert replied to SudsyFist's topic in The Bonfire
My favorite song is on: Pour some sugar on me! I'm hot, sticky-sweet, from my head to my feet! Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back. -
he he he...um, negative ghostwriter, this skychick only wears a FREEFLY suit He he he...I"m an editor, too...that's why when I'm not in the office, I make up my own words/spellings etc...it takes away from the monotony of AP style rules/regulations Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
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Yea, I'm used to it now and think it's a refreshing change once in a while. But at first, I didn't get it at all. Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
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Well, if you've never had your bootie massaged...I HIGHLY recommend it! Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
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I was making my graduation announcements last week and could only come up with five relatives to send them to. I e-mailed my father for a list of names. After I got the list I replied, "Who is so-and-so?" "Oh, that is your uncle" "Oh" "Well, my other aunt and uncle, I forget their last name?" "It's such and such but remember your first uncle died and you've had a new uncle for the past 15 years" "Oh, oops, I put my old uncle's name down by accident. I'll have to re-do that one" This is the actual conversation. Just wondering if anyone else has a distant family? My family is very distant, no exchanges of X-mas gifts, no visits, no phone calls, etc. I haven't seen my cousins, my aunt/step-uncle or grandma in 10 years. My stepomom's parents are more my grandparents than anyone, I think. BZ's family is so huge and they have a damn party every week for Uncle John Doe's 53rd B-day or so and so's new motorcycle or really, any occasion under the sun, the whole family (and I mean there's TONS of them) get together. It's so different to me. I love it though. His mom even sent me a gift basket to go along w/ the other present she had already given me for my last B-day. That was WAY more than I'd even gotten for my B-day from anyone before. Does anyone else have a distant family? Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
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you were working as a waitress in a cocktail bar
PLFXpert replied to SudsyFist's topic in The Bonfire
I was working as a waitress in a cocktail bar...that much is true. But even then I knew I'd find a much better place, either with or with out you! Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back. -
I checked all the links on ground-rush.com, etc. and found squat. All I want is a stinking hooded skydiving sweatshirt for the winter. Unfortunately Deland's shop never has any cool clothes. What's a good link? Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
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He he he...actually, BZ DID massage it for me last night. He's so good to me He even gave me my favorite: a BOOTIE massage! Am I the only one here who LOVES bootie massages? Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
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Guys: What kind of perfume do you like on your woman?
PLFXpert replied to mouth's topic in The Bonfire
He he he...yup, I started wearing it about 4 years ago by fluke. My stepmom always gives me her hand-me-downs, I RARELY buy shit for myself like that. For some reason, perfumes change their scent DRASTICALLY on her. They pretty much smell the same on me as they do in the bottle. So she gave me Heavenly a while back. I've only been through 2 bottles though in 4 years. I don't wear it often, but when I do, I love it. Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back. -
Guys: What kind of perfume do you like on your woman?
PLFXpert replied to mouth's topic in The Bonfire
Ugh...the scent of vanilla makes me want to puke...literally...I can't STAND it! I wear perfume probably one night a week. My favorite is Victoria's Secret Angels Heavenly scent. BZ fricken LOVES it b/c when we first started dating and I'd stay at his house or wear his shirt and then I'd leave, he'd always faintly smell it in the bed or on his shirt when I was gone. I think when I wear it, it brings back those memories for him As for guys...BZ doesn't wear anything but soap. I really like it! I can't stand heavy cologne on men, but I must say, I REALLY like Hugo Boss for men. Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back. -
Yey...it seems not only am not the only one who loves Egg Nog, but I'm also not the only one who spends way too much money at Starbucks, either! Hey, everyone should treat themselves to ONE thing. I'm pretty practical and frugal elsewhere so let me have my damn Starbucks! Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
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This morning I leaned down to kiss BZ who was still in bed and a very sharp pain suddenly attacked the left side of my neck. It's been hurting all day, and what's worse, the bengay didn't do shit so I've been walking around stinking up the town for nothing! Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
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Yey! I'm not the only one. I hate cake and chocolate, but I LOVE ice cream and ice cream-related things like EGG NOG, milk shakes, and all the cream drinks at the bar like white russians, grasshopers and Bailey's Irish Creme. Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
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I LOVE egg nog and not the low fat kind, either, but the good ole' homestyle kind. Publix just got in their first shipment for the season, and I already bought a quart. Everyone thinks I'm nuts. Am I the only one? Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
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Ugh, negative ghostwriter, I don't wear skirts. I rock the shit out of my jeans, though. People ask how I kept track of how many times I was pulled over; my old car was GREAT running-wise but it looked like shit (any time i'd get a scratch or dent instead of fixing it, I just stuck a sticker over it) so I used to make little notches on my dash board when I'd get pulled over (the dashboard was sun-friend anyways.) When I bought my new car, I counted 28 notches. I haven't been pulled over though in two years (knock on wood) but I've also been w/ BZ two years and he can't relax when I'm behind the wheel so he does all the driving now Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
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I HATE donuts, but I like other traditional breakfast items like pancakes or waffles, HOWEVER, I CAN'T STAND anything sweet for breakfast. When I eat eggs, hashbrowns, pancakes, cereal, etc, it's ALWAYS for dinner. I eat different lunch foods/dinner foods everyday but, as weird as it sounds, I've pretty much eaten the same thing for breakfast since I was 4; two blueberry bagels (plain, no butter, no cream cheese) and my Starbucks macchiato (except when I was little, substitute coffee for OJ.) It's the only thing that really gives me a charge in the morning. Eggs and crap like that only makes me feel like shit in the morning and then I'm hungry again almost an hour later. So that's my input. Eat breakfast for dinner! Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
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They had half a round for swooping on Sunday morning. The winds were SO BAD, they radio'd up and cancelled the rest of the load. It was REALLY interesting, to say the least, seeing them try to swoop in those winds. Lyle is talking about rescheduling sometime in December. Let's keep our fingers crossed. Despite the weather, we had an EXCELLENT time partying Sat. night. I'll leave it at that Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
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I've been pulled over for speeding 28 times and had 8 speeding tickets. I got out of two tickets b/c the cop asked about all the skydiving stickers on my car (that was my old car, my new one just has a skydiving license plate holder and no stickers.) Both cops were so fascinated, they let me go, even though both times I was doing 20+ over. Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
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Ray, I think the clock on dz.com is wrong...i posted that at about 6 p.m. on Sunday night, right after we got back from SkyQuest. Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
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I met a friend this weekend who has recently started skydiving. My friend said his #1 pet peeve was when whuffos would approach him and say something along the lines of, "I mean, how hard is skydiving anyways? You just jump out and pull. Pretty simple." I told him that whuffos would always be his pet peeve and warned him up front that: 1. Every whuffo has a friend who died skydiving 2. Every whuffo has a friend whose main and reserve both failed. 3. Many whuffos will say they did so many tandems they just "picked it up" and started skydiving 4. Many whuffos will say they keep meaning to skydive but just can't come up with the money (come on people, $150 isn't hard to come by if you really want to make a first jump) Etc, Etc. Etc. I'm not sure about the rest of you, but I don't bother explaining myself. If a whuffo asks a question, I will answer it to its fullest, but if a whuffo says something idiotic like they just "picked it up" I usually just smile, nod and walk away thinking, "Silly whuffo!" I'm not out to try and convince whuffos that skydiving is an amazing sport. I know it is, you know it is, but if they really want to do it, they'll figure it out for themselves, and if not, I didn't waste any breath. Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.