davjohns

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  1. Lieutenant General George Smith Patton, Jr. was not named after his father. His father's name was not George. LTG Patton was named after his grandfather. LTG Patton named his son George S. Patton III. He also became a general in the Army. LTG Patton competed in the Olympics as a young man in the Modern Pentathlon. Designed to simulate a Napoleonic era courier, the competition included pistol shooting, fencing, swimming, horseback riding and running. Patton lost a medal because the judges declared that it was impossible for him to have put two bullets through one hole. He was later awarded the Bronze Medal when he proved it was possible by doing it again. I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
  2. Someone tell me Kdub's home DZ. I feel like a road trip. I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
  3. The band 'Queen' originally wanted to call themselves 'Queer'. Their manager talked them out of it. 10CC was not named for the reason stated. That is urban legend. It was just a cool name proposed by their agent. Sorry. I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
  4. Agreed. Dem is some beautiful Boobies. No one has guessed correctly on this particular set of bodacious beauties however I can see where there may be some confusion once all is revealed. ALL WILL BE REVEALED? This is my new favorite thread. We give already! I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
  5. President U. S. Grant was named Hiram Ulysses Grant. His Congressman erroneously nominated him to West Point as Ulysses S. Grant. He was unable to convince West Point to change his name back. I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
  6. My future ex-wife? I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
  7. Skydiving, SCUBA, hang gliding, competitive martial artist for years, competitive shooter, just returned from Iraq, former cop - and riding in the car with my teen daughter at the wheel routinely frightens me. I have pushed the imaginary brake pedal on my side through the floor. I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
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    And I told him, "They caught me for littering"....and all those nasty people moved away from me. "And being a public nuisance." And they all moved back! I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
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    The prosecutor looked at those hundreds of 8X10 color glossy photos; each one with circles and arrows on it and a paragraph on the back explaining what it was about - then he looked at the Judge's seeing eye dog.... Chorus - You can get anything you want, at Alice's Restaurant... I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
  10. We're lazy typists. Hey, my name's David. I introduce myself as David and they say, "Nice to meet you, Dave." Go figure. I just go with it. I've even been called Davey before. I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
  11. Let's just say I don't like fur on humans. I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
  12. Skitts....you hitting on me? Sorry buddy. I'm straight. I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
  13. That's part of my definition of 'exceptionally well groomed'. I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
  14. I am told that I am metro. Exceptionally well groomed, custom made clothes and very heterosexual. I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
  15. Florida Criminal Code Section 798 seems to thwart your hearsay legal opinion. It appears adultery is a crime in Florida. I am proposing that you can divorce someone or you can leave them also. Committing adultery is a breach of your word and appears illegal besides being an age-old societal flaw. Beating them is not acceptable. But I can sympathize with her position just a bit easier. "So... just anytime someone gets mad, they should attack people with golf clubs ? What a pleasant place your home must be (a quiet little circle of fear). I try to be just a little logical about how normal society functions. " Your huge leap of inference disputes your purported use of logic. "An interesting tactic though. Trying to discount the opinions of others because they may have another reason than logic " Not a tactic at all. Just an observation. I'm not used to seeing people defend adultery and blame a wife for her husband's cheating. There is no logic involved in that argument. It appears to be emotion based. I am guessing there is a reason. "I think people should think before suggesting that financially destroying a persons lifes work is a good idea. " Thought long and hard about it over the years. I would destroy him financially and sleep well afterwards. I consider it the natrual, logical consequences of his actions. He made the decisions. When they were good decisions, he made millions. When they are bad decisions, they should cost him millions. I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
  16. You are just out of control today, aren't you? I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
  17. Watch who you call old there, kiddo. I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
  18. HEY!!! I don't ruin up your fantasies! My fantasy *is* to have a MASSIVE cock.. Just not one that's physically attached to my own body So you appear to be female, you promise to be a bad girl, you can't prove who you are, and you whip out a willy...... You ARE Funks! I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
  19. Yeah...pointless threads is pretty much the definition of The Bonfire, isn't it? I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
  20. Ahem. May I be of assistance? I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
  21. Yep, cause shooten shit in the dark is a bitch!! And if your lucky you actually shoot THE bitch Ouch! I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
  22. Granted. But I use Meprolite sights and lasers too. I just want to ID my target. :) I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
  23. Wondered where you had been. Welcome back! I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
  24. I have guns and flashlights hidden around the house. Does that count? I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.