davjohns

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  1. So what does Shah's post show? That he hasn't yet met a woman, who is healthy and happy with herself. He hasn't known well the women, who try to be as beautiful on the inside as society claims that they are on the outside. He decides that women like this are a farce because a woman cannot be all of those things - nice, pretty, thin, happy, funny, healthy, strong, etc. Unlike the unicorn, women like this exist. Oh, for all that is holy....where? Not that I doubt you. Just....where? I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
  2. Oh. No. That's just fine. Given the way the conversation had been going...I thought you meant you used it on other lips....sorry about that. I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
  3. TMI I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
  4. I looked at the site. Am I the only one who hears the words, "Danger Will Robinson! Danger!"? I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
  5. Wanted to see what my back looked like. I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
  6. Must be nice to have a S/O to play with on command. Ditto I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
  7. OK. This popped into my mind again. I guess Vicks isn't the same as Hall's, huh? I've heard rumors about Hall's. I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
  8. Summary of every Jewish holiday: They tried to kill us. We won. Let's eat. I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
  9. I had a mentally challenged moment once and looked up Two Girls and a Cup. I learned my lesson. I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
  10. davjohns

    Behold!

    Sounds like another email from my father complaining about Obama. I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
  11. And you somehow think that makes the mental image LESS permanent? I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
  12. I can never meet you now. I have this mental image of you with your pants around your ankles while jumping up and down, fanning and yelling. Hysterical! I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
  13. Thanks Lisa. Nice way to finish the day. I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
  14. 1. Poncho with liner 2. Knife with sharpener 3. Rifle with scope and ammo 4. 1/4 nylon cord (proper name for 550 cord) 5. Pot or skillet I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
  15. While I appreciate women who are gifted in the physical appearance category; I've become a bit jaded. When I see a woman who is truly gorgeous, I notice and move on. I assume that is all she has going for her. I find that once I talk to them, they become less attractive due to lack of intelligence, education, personality or some such. They try to get by on their looks and that doesn't do it for me. In the same vein, I find some women become more attractive once you get to know them. So, the people on the commercial are still virtually unknowns to me. They could get more or less attractive in real life. I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
  16. /2/0 I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
  17. I knew better than to look at a thread she started, but I just couldn't help myself. When will I learn? I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
  18. Wow. I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
  19. VSG seems like a nice person to share a cup of coffee with. Mostly, I'd like to follow DD, Lucky or Mama around all day to see if they are as amusing in bulk as they are in soundbites here. Then there's Turtle, VB and Bolas. On a Friday or Saturday night; I think I would carry a video camera. I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
  20. Sorry you inherited someone else's work, D. I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
  21. You know what they say....$78 million here - $78 million there - before long, you're talking about real money. I think I would rather we got our act together on this planet before we start spoiling others. Just me. I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
  22. I guess I got lost. I thought the reference to vsg's 'gabanzas' meant she had a lot of fire. I thought gabanzas was synonymous with cajones. I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
  23. Once the parents have ignored the child, I direct the child as if there were no parents and I expect the child to obey. I presume the parents have abrogated their rights. The child usually recognizes that I think I am in charge and then obeys or retreats to a parent. I don't hide my actions from the parents. I hope they hear and are embarassed enough to deal with the child. Too often, they just thank me. In your case, I would direct the child to stop the offending behavior. If the child refused to obey, I would tell the child that he / she will be put out of the store upon another offense. Again, if the parents haven't dealt with the issue, they have given up their right to be consulted. If the child has to be told to leave, the parents can choose to go with the child or not. With very small children, I have squatted down to get on their level to talk. I look them right in the eye as I talk to them. It seems to really get their attention when a complete stranger does this. Generally, I find children run wild because they have determined that their will is stronger than their parents'. I have had children that ignore their parents obey me readily. I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
  24. Anyone know how much it cost to determine this useless fact? I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
  25. "Authorities said the farm involved in the bestiality death was well-known on the Internet. Investigators found hundreds of hours of videotaped evidence, but there was no evidence of injury to the horses involved, so no animal cruelty charges were ever filed." His parents will want to add this newspaper article to their scrapbook. I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.