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    Breasts sometimes make me quake a bit. If they're nice. I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
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    0/0/0 I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
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    [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-bi5Oci3m3M[url] Salt in My Tears - Martin Briley I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
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    Oreos for two seconds. I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
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    I'll vote for the current trend. Have lots of fun. I'm focusing on skydiving, hang gliding, mountain biking, SCUBA, martial arts, etc. Women were way too much trouble. I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
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    Orlando. Go west far enough. It will work out. I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
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    On me? Only because she doesn't know me.
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    Four out of ten, but the first two I was just trying to figure out what to click on. I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
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    Does anyone have that girl's number? I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
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    Funniest thread I've seen in some time. Sorry I missed the precipitating event. I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
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    Sounds like the ignition switch. I am giving you the benefit of the doubt in thinking that you were depressing the brake. Some cars will not start unless you are. Otherwise, the switch. I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
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    LOL! Wanna see my degrees? I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
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    If I want to spend my life with someone, I will. No need to get the government involved. When did they last get something right? I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
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    I can do the splits, but it never crossed my mind to take a pic. I usually just do them while stretching prior to a martial arts class. I always love the look on a tall guy's face when I kick him in the head. The furniture in my bedroom is a king sized bed, two night stands and a stretch rack in the corner. I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
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    Not sure about the felony thing. Generally not. But that looked like a nice, custom paint job on the bus. Ever see what raw egg does to car paint? Could go over $1,000. That would be a felony. I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
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    Not my style, but very nice. I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
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    Put legs and a glass top on it. Use it as a coffee table. Interesting conversation piece. I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
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    davjohns replied to pookieland's topic in The Bonfire

    Copy and paste to a new thread. Be sure to say who it came from. I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
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    My house was recently built. The street doesn't show up in autmated systems. So, I didn't get a form. Wanting to be a good little citizen, I called the number that their website says to call. It asked me for the number from my census form. ??? I pushed the button that indicates I don't have such a number. The system told me that I couldn't be helped until at least the 12th of April. Call back then. I don't get a warm fuzzy about the competence of this government agency. I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
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    2? Just two? Huh . . . well . . . Evidently he likes his daughters but can do without the wife. Most of us can I'm actually much better off that way. I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
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    My ex came at me a couple of times. I just let her. I kept her from hitting anything vital and let her spend her energy. Then, she called the cops. The cops explained to her who would go to jail. Apparently I put up with a lot of crap for my kids. I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
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    I had a simple rule when I was married. If there was any chance that an interaction with another woman could look bad, I told my wife about it that night when I saw her. It didn't matter if it was clearly a joke or just being friendly or what. I made sure that my wife had nothing to worry about. Oddly, I later found out she was cheating on me the whole time. Not sure what that means. I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
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    I would find it hard to be offended by being called cute. But then, I'm just hard to offend. I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
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    Wow. I've never been drunk and never done a one night stand. I guess dating isn't for me. I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
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    Ouch! Never even considered doing it outside the tub or shower. Driving? Not a chance. And what the heck was the ex doing there? I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.