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  1. Depends on what you look like, how you act, your personality, etc. The higher you rate on this guy's scale, the more he is willing to fight through to the prize. Although patience doesn't seem to be his strong suit. If you are serious about 'no', it has to be absolute. Sorry. Some guys are just like that. I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
  2. For a chuckle - RULES OF MARRIAGE - as described by kids 1. HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? -You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff.. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming. -- Alan, age 10 -No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with. -- Kristen, age 10 2. WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED? Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then. -- Camille, age 10 3. HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF 2 PEOPLE ARE MARRIED? You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids. -- Derrick, age 8 4. WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON? Both don't want any more kids. -- Lori, age 8 5. WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE? -Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough. -- Lynnette, age 8 (isn't she a treasure) -On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date. -- Martin, age 10 6. WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE? -When they're rich. -- Pam, age 7 -The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that. - - Curt, age 7 -The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do. - - Howard, age 8 7. IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED? It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them. -- Anita, age 9 (bless you child ) 8. HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED? There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there? -- Kelvin, age 8 And the #1 Favorite is .......... 9. HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK? Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a dump truck . -- Ricky , age 10 I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
  3. I live in Huntsville, but only recently moved here. Can't help much. Skydive Alabama is about 45 minutes south on I-65. I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
  4. Welcome back! Good to see your face again. I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
  5. Ugh. Another concern. I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
  6. Shah - you are strange. It has nothing to do wtih whether you want kids or not. I have two children and love them dearly. I sometimes wonder, however, what I got them into by bringing them into the world. It is a two edged sword. I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
  7. She has a black belt in Taekwondo. Not the point. I'm irritated by the poor customer service. Other companies I have dealt with would have sent me a new product and a postage paid package to return the old one. This company wastes my time and expects me to throw more money at the problem. I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
  8. She's actually got her own shotgun and pistol. She spent three years on a rifle team. However, she is only 16 and unable to legally carry in Alabama. She'll have a permit as soon as she is able. I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
  9. This might be the wrong place to post. If so, please move the thread. I bought a Taser yesterday for my teen daughter. I am probably just a bit over-protective of her, but so be it. She asked for a Taser, so I got her one. In very light colored, small letters against a light colored background, you find that the package says you have to go online and register a Taser. The associated cost is $9.95. After paying $320 for the Taser, this is a bit annoying, but understandable. Once you register the Taser, you are sent to the startup instructions. You have to give the device an activation code that Taser supplies online. Tried. Failed. The device was dead. The LED would not come on when it was supposed to. I called Taser customer service. After an hour of playing with the device (and occupying the phone of the store I bought it in), customer service told me they would call me back. They called back on my cell and after a couple of minutes, told me they would call me back again. Half an hour later, I left the store headed for my home. I live two hours away from that particular store. About an hour into my drive, I decide Taser is not calling back. I call them. The lady who answers tells me the previous rep sent me an email telling me how to return the device to get a replacement. I asked her if I would have to pay shipping. She assured me I would pay for shipping and that they would not reimburse me. In a couple of weeks, I would recieve a new device. Considering the last promise to call me back, I'm a bit dubious. She tells me I should have exchanged the device at the point of purchase. This is a bit annoying. I aasked her why the last guy didn't tell me that. She tells me he must not have known I was still there. I patiently explained to her that I told him twice that I was still at the store where I bought the device. We had a whole discussion. I didn't think I could make an exchange since I had just registered the device online. Finally, the woman admits to me that it would be easier for me if I made the four hour round trip back to the point of purchase rather than deal with Taser Customer Service. Is it just me, or have they taken a bad situation and made it a disaster? Now, I have reason to not trust the device or the company. I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
  10. Below freezing the past few days. Snow the last two. I have yet to put on a coat. I am wearing the same uniform I wore in Baghdad at 130 degrees. If you aren't out in it for any amount of time, who cares? I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
  11. Kinda like people who use sex or the lack there of as a weapon I divorced her. I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
  12. Thoughts with you and your family. I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
  13. If you aren't ready to discuss an issue, you say so. You let the other person know that you will address it when your emotions and thoughts are coherent. If you are snubbing the other person to make a point, you suck. Anyone who gives me the silent treatment as some form of punishment can delete my number / email and move on with their lives. I will certainly move on with mine. I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
  14. davjohns

    Magicjack

    I used a Magicjack while I was in Iraq. Went very well. It was really cool that people could place a local call and reach me on another continent. Then, it has voicemail that goes to you via email. I loved it. I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
  15. I don't drink. Seems most events on that night revolve around alcohol. I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
  16. I voted for well-thought-out, but that is sometimes very difficult. If I think of something or run across something that I knoew someone will really like, I do it then. I don't wait for Christmas. That makes Christmas really difficult. I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
  17. His panties? Am I the only one who caught that? I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
  18. go tell that to my sister's husband who paid for her boobjob Thanks. I wondered how long it would take for someone to make that reference. :) I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
  19. Congrats Nat! Those are fun bikes. Don't let anyone talk you into a bigger bike. Fun is not measured in CCs. I'll echo what others here have said. On a street bike; you are invisibile to all but other bikers. You just are. Never forget it. Have fun! I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
  20. The Escape song. Also known as the Pina Colada song. 'If you like pina coladas, and getting caught in the rain; if you're not into yoga; if you have half a brain..." I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
  21. I hold doors for everyone, but expecially women. I once had a woman I worked with who was a devout feminist. Apparently that meant she couldn't accept any courtesy from me. She would stop and refuse to continue if I opened a door for her. I told her the first time that she could go through or order lunch. I was going to hold the door for her. We never did quite get along after that. She never understood that my courtesy to others is not about who they are. It's about who I am. I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
  22. Four inches? I thought it was outrageous and then it went to a whole new level when I read that part. I have no idea how that would be fun. I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
  23. The theater I just left did not have 3d. I would like to see it, though. My daughter and I are agreed that it might have been the best movie we have ever seen. It drew us in completely. The emotional ride was compelling. We identified with the characters. The plot had some unique points to it. It took us some time to adjust to reality afterwards because we were so deeply drawn into the fantasy world of Avatar. I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
  24. Best DZ I've ever seen. I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.