davjohns

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  1. People are crazy. I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
  2. Mail order bride and pre-nup. I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
  3. I'm betting John did not pass on my message. I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
  4. Mail order bride & pre-nup. I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
  5. An enviable thing in a woman; but not a man. I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
  6. I have no idea what to do with this... I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
  7. Oh you can say that but if i do I'm called a pig a dog and all kinds of other fun and exciting colloquialism!
  8. Oh you can say that but if i do I'm called a pig a dog and all kinds of other fun and exciting colloquialism!
  9. Yeah! No glue! Wait....huh? I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
  10. If you look at it kinda squinty eyed and out of order and you want it to spell out zion...it still doesn't...but if you are also a radical who wants to see all Jews dead...ok. Wait. He wants to see Israel destroyed because he hates Jews? And he denies documented history because he hates Jews? And he thinks other people are racist? I'm going to have to ponder this mystery for a while... I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
  11. This is the answer I accepted for myself. Somebody has to balance the statistics. "There's someone for everyone" seems statistically impossible. Some of us have to be the balance. I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
  12. Exactly! I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
  13. Mail order bride. I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
  14. David, you're so cute! My daughter has about 15 jumps, (not including all the prenatal jumps she has) but college has been her main deal the last few years. Even still, none of my kids have really expressed much interest in skydiving. It's kind of a lame thing to do when your parents do it after all. There are some lucky guys out there who are going to marry into a great family. Kind of like hitting the relationship lottery. I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
  15. Didn't hear about it. The PAC 750 has been nice, though. Would have liked to have jumped the otter if it was there. I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
  16. We had a balloon jump at skydivealabama once. Had the helicopter once as well. As for the DZ, crosscountry hang glider and paraglider pilots land off all of the time. I prefer to view a Landing Zone before landing there, but that isn't always possible. If you pick one out, walk it first. If you land off, use your best judgement and you should be fine. I always take my cell with me when I jump or fly. I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
  17. Why do you think anyone would get into trouble? I'm sure there are some on here with excellent knowledge of FARs who could think of something applicable. I can't. So long as it isn't restricted airspace, you should be fine. Possible issues with trespassing on the ground, but nothing a little courtesy and charm wouldn't handle. Hang glider pilots and paraglider pilots fly all over the place. As long as you stay out of Class D airspace (around large airports) it isn't an issue. I don't know anything about licensing of hot air balloon pilots or what rules they fly under. You canopy is just another paraglider with a really rotten L/D ratio. ETA You probably need to ask your buddy this question. A quick google revealed that balloon pilots are licensed by the FAA. He might could put his license in jeopardy if there is a rule about this kind of thing. I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
  18. Um...I have worn a gorilla costume to work...even I don't get that outfit. And the obvious question: you found this site how? I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
  19. I know. We would probably be great friends if he lived closer...and I could keep from staring at his female family members. I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
  20. Officially, I must 'tsk tsk'. But I still laughed when I opened it. I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
  21. Obviously, I am a man. Got an investigator. Sat down with her and gave her an idea that I knew more than I did. She turned pale. Made her an offer she didn't dare refuse. I eventually found out why she turned pale, but that's another story. I got the house. I kept my retirement. I got custody (let her out of child support). No alimony. I kept my investments. I am debt free, two houses, lots of toys, all the furniture I liked, nice income, loving life. She is drowning in debt and renting space in her house to four people to make ends meet. June will be two years. I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
  22. John - You're a good looking guy and your wife is gorgeous. You seem to have a great relationship, so your daughters surely learned something by watching. Your daughter looks like a model, is finishing her engineering degree and rides a motorcycle (can I assume she is at least OK with skydiving?). Could you pass her a message, please? "How YOU doing?" Much appreciated. David. I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
  23. Are you sure of the date she became an ex and you were the current? Or that she was ever the ex? She couldn't have been that much 'ex' if she subsequently came by your existance, name and number... Be ready for anything. I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
  24. I cut my own hair. My hairdresser is so hot! I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
  25. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vV1IeBlnLrY Just one after the other. Henry Waxman...clueless. I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.