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QuoteTake it to the pound where, if it must be done, it can be done humanely...while on the way to the vet to get your dog fixed. *** I never said anything about humanely, I was more after the "less inconvienient" approach...Hypothetically. John Wright World's most beloved skydiver

Hypothetical question: What's the best way to kill a box of cuddly golden retriever puppies? John Wright World's most beloved skydiver

QuoteWhat intervention do you speak of? ***I could tell you now, but you'ld just deny it. That's the 1st sign. John Wright World's most beloved skydiver

Can you guess the points in Larry's dives? John Wright World's most beloved skydiver

Quote Is this thing still on? What time does the Skyvan get there? ***Wanna be a part of Chad's intervention? John Wright World's most beloved skydiver

I'm getting all tingly thinking about this weekend. John Wright World's most beloved skydiver

QuoteIs there any skydivers who attend Florida Gulf Coast University on here? If you are not a student yourself do you know of anybody who is? ***I'm guessing that you're not an english major. John Wright World's most beloved skydiver

Quote1. Swoopers are smarter than non-swoopers. 2. Swoopers are always right. 3. If you disagree with a swooper, you are wrong. 4. If you agree with a swooper, you are still wrong because you are not a swooper. 5. Swoopers are the elite of the skydiving world. 6. Swoopers are the downtrodden of the skydiving world. 7. If you are not a swooper, you are hell-bent on banning their fun. 8. If you are not a swooper, you cannot possibly understand...*anything*. Why? Because you're not a swooper. 9. If a swooper kills an innocent jumper via canopy collision, it is at worst an "error in judgement". Most likely the slow canopy did something stupid to get in the swooper's way. 10. You're not worthy of being in the presence of a swooper; neither is God. 11. God wishes he were a swooper, but he's just not that good. 12. God doesn't go anywhere near churches on Sunday. He goes to the DZ to worship the swoopers. 13 ***14. Only swoopers are cool enough to get away with wearing capri pants to the DZ. John Wright World's most beloved skydiver

I think most would agree that the best dating tip is to put out right away and with as many different partners as possible. This will make you popular and a sought after escort. I hope this helps. John Wright World's most beloved skydiver

Quote Buy her some lube *** Good idea, he might possibly try and introduce a penis substitute into the relationship. John Wright World's most beloved skydiver

Quoteyou from the south? dude, divorce her..... she will still be your sister *** I live in Florida, not Kentucky. John Wright World's most beloved skydiver

Quote Nothing, unless you know the guy isn't going to treat her right. *** Hey, no joking around! This is a serious poll. John Wright World's most beloved skydiver

You just found out through a mutual friend that the sister you tried to raise right has recently started dating a swooper, what are you gonna do? John Wright World's most beloved skydiver

QuoteBut there is also no shortage of hypocrites and while you may think I'm some arrogant full of shit dude, I see yourself being a hypocrite right here right now. Cause I'm pretty sure you're going to trust your own judgement and not the judgement from someone who doesn't have your experience. *** Not trusting someones judgement over my own is not the same thing as telling someone to fuck off, but I think you know that. BTW I wasn't calling you personally a crock of shit, I was referring to the load of crap you were posting. Have a nice weekend John Wright World's most beloved skydiver

QuoteWe are a competitive group ... we have to be. It's the only way to perform up there. Sorry dude but you have to walk a mile in our shoes before you understand our mindset. ***What a long winded crock of shit. Arrogance is arrogance. I've been around awhile and know alot of swoopers, competitive and otherwise. Some are professionals and some are just fat guys with little canopies, none of them however would get away with an attitude like that at my DZ. Being a "competitive swooper" is not a license to be a shithead, although some people seem to think so. John Wright World's most beloved skydiver

The initial cost can be a little high, depending on what you get, there really isn't much training involved. John Wright World's most beloved skydiver

He looks like a book bag. John Wright World's most beloved skydiver

Quotethey have two C206's and we have already made some two plane formation attempts this season. ***Attempts? John Wright World's most beloved skydiver

QuoteUntreated, that will smell terriable very quickly....J... *** The shark fin, or a girl from Finland? John Wright World's most beloved skydiver

QuoteThe largest and best demo I ever did was the Century of Flight into Kitty Hawk...cost ME money to do it...! Would have paid 3 times as much to be on it *** That was a good one all right. John Wright World's most beloved skydiver

Jim Come to Jax, Jump Saturday, golf Sunday, beach Monday. John Wright World's most beloved skydiver

I don't understand the process of buying a new car.. QuoteWouldn't a car that is several years old be just as good and save you soo much money in the long run? I don't understand the process of buying a car that someone else doesn't want anymore. There's also the peace of mind that comes from having a car with a warranty. John Wright World's most beloved skydiver

All of you guys need to get laid. John Wright World's most beloved skydiver

Quotewent for a ride once in a T6, an old Warbird trainer...yep, we were weaving all over to get to take off position. *** Watched a T6 chop the tail off of a C150 on the taxiway at a fly-in in Winchester Va several years ago. John Wright World's most beloved skydiver

Quotepull the main out, ship the rig to me in New York, I'll inspect and repack it and ship it back to ya! I charge $50 for a repack, but I'll let you deduct the 2 way shipping costs.....(you know, UPS Ground......) ***Sid, you are a prince. John Wright World's most beloved skydiver