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    just wanted to be 400 John Wright World's most beloved skydiver
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    Ever been to Gainesville, or any other backwoods Florida burg for that matter? If you had you'ld know that Tennessee doesn't have the bubba market cornered. There are more rednecks per sq mile in Florida than anywhere I've ever been, and I've been everywhere. John Wright World's most beloved skydiver
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    QuoteCome here definitly works.........but "Have a drink out of the mason jar" gets the panties off faster!!! ***Man, have I been out of the loop. When did they start wearing panties? John Wright World's most beloved skydiver
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    QuoteKnowing Jeiber, he's probably already used that one before. Wait, I just remembered one that never fails with the Hog Flop honeys. Try this "Come here". John Wright World's most beloved skydiver
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    QuoteI just need a (female) volunteer to help reduce my testosterone levels. Then everything will be better. *** Jeff, any women that might show up at the Hog Flop are potential volunteers, even though the vast majority of them are virgins. I read an opening line on a t-shirt today that just might help you out. It goes "Hey, you wanna play carpenter? We'll get hammered, then I'll nail you". I don't see how it could miss. John Wright World's most beloved skydiver
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    I'll be out of town and won't make it this year. Have a big time. John Wright World's most beloved skydiver
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    QuoteAwww, does somebody feel left out? Jeff *** Don't need to post about my swooping prowess, my penis is fully functional. John John Wright World's most beloved skydiver
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    Quotehey guys this thread really sucks. ***I don't know about that. I thought the part where everyone was patting themselves on the back for being such awesome swoopers was especially interesting. Maybe instead of an accuracy competition, Art can set aside a couple of hours for the swoop monkeys to talk about themselves and their awesome swoops. No-one ever gets tired of that, and then the oral sex. John Wright World's most beloved skydiver
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    QuoteI deserve every bit of it. I've been talkin' so much crap since Jairo hasn't been able to beat my record yet. I just gotta get it all in now - once he beats it, I'm gonna have a really tough time reclaiming the 'title'. At least until I get a smaller canopy! Swoop already told me his record is 79, and Scott Roberts was well into the 90's. Thank God the radar gun didn't come out this weekend! I hold it for yet another week! ***You guys all swoop like debutantes. John Wright World's most beloved skydiver
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    Quote Be there in early November. *** Not likely as the trade winds are always glowing...hard. John Wright World's most beloved skydiver
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    Quoteonly if your father let's you skip school! *** You don't need no edumication to be a professional packer. John Wright World's most beloved skydiver
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    QuoteI'm gonna let Jeff do the video ***You promised me that I could do the video...you bastard! John Wright World's most beloved skydiver
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    QuoteCareful! Are you dressing my boyfriend?? ***Seems to me that you should be more concerned with who's undressing your boyfriend. John Wright World's most beloved skydiver
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    Q: How many UF freshmen does it take to change a light bulb? A: None, that's a sophmore course. John Wright World's most beloved skydiver
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    I saw parts of it while at The Farm... while I hate both Florida and Tennessee, and Auburn and LSU too for that matter (I'm a Bama fan), I hate Tennessee worse than Florida... More specifically, I hate that fat bastard coach Fulmer more. I hope Tennessee loses more games this year so that shitbag gets fired. Q: What does the average Alabama student athlete get on his SAT's? A: Drool. John Wright World's most beloved skydiver
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    QuoteI second this nomination except for it's Tennessee/Florida game *** I like how you think. I wish that I was on ole Rocky Top... John Wright World's most beloved skydiver
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    QuoteI wouldn't. Its helps companies to learn from thier mistakes if you hurt them in the pocket. *** I had this same argument with a dirt bag my niece used to date. We got some fast food and after we drove off he realized that they had given him change from a 20 instead of a 10. I told him that he needed to turn around and give them thier money back. He gave me some line of shit about how it would just complicate things for the cashier or manager, but the bottom line is that if you knowingly keep something that isn't yours, then you're a thief. John Wright World's most beloved skydiver
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    QuoteRight, and if you moved into a new house and the cable was on, you'd call the company and have them shut it off. Yeah ok. *** I would, stealing is stealing. John Wright World's most beloved skydiver
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    QuoteMeh, I've never been known to follow the rules...hehe *** There is a way the chief judge can tell if you've been practicing. I'd just wing it if I were you to avoid any messy scandals and such. John Wright World's most beloved skydiver
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    QuoteI cannot wait!! Practice starts this weekend for the Hog Flop in Palatka...last year's champs are going DOWN!! *** Practice? I believe that is a direct violation of the Hog Flop rules and regulations. John Wright World's most beloved skydiver
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    This Streaker sounds like a real prince, and a fine role model. John Wright World's most beloved skydiver
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    I'm just relieved to hear that your dating women again. John John Wright World's most beloved skydiver
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    This should probably be posted in the "182 flipped over at the pumps" forum. This forum is for skydiving incidents. John Wright World's most beloved skydiver
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    ***I've actually already applied to be an egg donor. It's a long process though. Quote Is there any part of your body that you wouldn't consider selling? John Wright World's most beloved skydiver
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    Instead of getting depressed, why not try and think about how many times you can use the word "fuck" in a post. John Wright World's most beloved skydiver