Sebazz1

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  1. Oh fa-k Vinnies commin?!?! Damn and I just bought that bottle of Reposado too...
  2. [quopte]Whole Enchilada Or sunset jump into Zelda's in Capitola. They have karaoke there ...
  3. We should organize an Monterey invasion day sometime in the late fall so we have enough folks to fill the otter, though I think they may have a king air flying there now also. Believe it or not the coast is often nicer in the winter than the summer. The view is pretty tight...
  4. Hey Diega I found some good Italian humor for you man... A Greek and Italian were sitting in a Starbuck's one day discussing who had the superior culture. Over triple lattés the Greek guy says, "Well ... we have the Parthenon." Arching his eyebrows, the Italian replies, "We have the Coliseum." The Greek retorts, "We Greeks gave birth to advanced mathematics." The Italian, nodding agreement says, "But ... we built the Roman Empire, so on and so on." The Greek comes up with what he thinks will end the discussion. With a flourish of finality he says, "We invented sex!" The Italian thinks for a couple of seconds and replies quietly, "That is true, but it was the Italians who introduced it to women!"
  5. She should wait until I get 20,000 posts before ever posting again so we could profess our love for eachother to all the world on both our 20,000th post...
  6. I spent many years growing up in NH, Plainfield NH. I really really want to pop back to my childhood stompin grounds and jump sometime soon. VT, NH, MA any of these. Good luck seekin a DZ!
  7. I know my response is most likely inapropriate in this forum but I can't help it. Everyone knows that the French come right out of the womb born natural kick ass skydivers! Seriously though. Once a student shows they have reasonable stability only one JM is neccesary to my oppionion. I belive you can judge from just thier first jump whether one or two JM's is needed for #2 and on. Not having grips or even release on the second jump is asking for trouble though. I've seen students ace there first couple of dives then suddenly in the middle of a freefall on a level four or higher they suddenly aquire the skill to locate hit patches of rarified air. I think level two is too early for no grips on exit or even release.
  8. fuck I don't recognize anyone here. tent is set, have beer... somebody come party with me sheeeiiit and there is beer by the way
  9. I am leaving for Perris right now and will be there in about 6-8 hours. I'm buyin somebody anybody a beer when I get there. I'll be settin up camp near Memorial Park. Ciao kiddies...
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    Bullshit?

    That's bullshit that you misspelled bullshit...
  11. Sebazz1

    Bullshit?

    Get you short board out!! The BS is like 10 feet over head!! Yeehaaa!!! The swell is pumpin hard!!!
  12. Depends if I am wiping my ass or a bulls ass...
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    Bullshit?

    Does bullshit ever stop? I believe bullshit is fo-ever ...
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    Bullshit?

    BULLSHIT U-------I L-------H L-------S S-------L H-------L I-------U TIHSLLUB It's circular in an ebb and flow kind of way. I guess it's high tide right now...
  15. I know when many of you read the post title you probably sh@t your pants and had the thought of stampeding to the nearest liquor store to buy up all the booze you could get your hands on before price, looters, martial law and prohibition prevented you from strolling down to the local liquor store for that icy cold six pack of Sierra Nevada. For that I appologize. This was a test of the emergency beer broadcast system. The amount of beer refineries in the US will be able to stay up with our consumption so no worries everyone. Continue about yo bizness... Ciao...
  16. Guilty here I admit, I will send in today...
  17. Sebazz1

    I Have Gas

    BBQ'd Giraffe meat = Titanic farts that blow holes in your drawers...
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    I Have Gas

    Bwaahahaa... Hey Mr. you forgot tree hugging dodo head...
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    I Have Gas

    Did George Bush say something about drilling your @ss? Or was that Alaska? I get confused sometimes... j/k -
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    I Have Gas

    I'm trying to conserve my gas by farting only seven times a day. They are twice as powerful though.
  21. Sebazz1

    Pimp Fee's

    I think you might owe more than just pimp fee's Ash er I mean Chrome er I mean NWS er Natha.. whatever I'd buy the boss a new Giraffe after that what you did to the last one.
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    new wheels

    Steppenwolf's "born to be wild" playin in your head yet? You better call me if you come south of Davis on yo scoot beeeotch Do you have your motorcycle license still?