Sebazz1

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  1. You got one of them mama jama super duper Xerox machines? I thought they did merge copy jobs...
  2. I'm sitting here with my pants around my ankles and your making up some story about how I mispelled button... real mature!
  3. Oh we got one of those, they're cool..
  4. Do you love it? Do people want to steal it from you and deprive you of its awesomeness? Do you ofetn shelter it when others are in your presence? Do you want to take it home with you and tuck it under the covers at night when you sleep? Huh? Cause if not I'd like to introduce you to my three hole punch...
  5. I miss the thread that was keeping my button on my pants on and now it's gone and the botton popped off and my pants are sitting around my ankles...
  6. my $.02... -It's not your skydive, don't take away from the students experience or attention by your selfishness. -Be proffesional, it's good for our sport and attracts more people -shave and shower, be sharp!
  7. Just my $.02 Don't ever become complacent or loose your edge as students seem to sense when you're least prepared and will surprise you at that very moment, unitentionally of course. A great top end skydive does not garauntee a great bottom end, be ready! Don't rush students to get on a load, even if they say they are ready and you know they are not. Smiling is the absolute best signal fro any moment!
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    Guitar Playing!!

    If I had to choose between being to baddest in the world bass player or baddest in the world guitar player I'd go base...
  9. Is there such thing as Sunshine fruit? Is that an Orange? SunKist? Kissed? I wanna be a Sunshine fruit and nut...
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    Guitar Playing!!

    I read an article about how Vancouver is one of the most diverse cities in the world and now they even more "diverse" with the addition of just one Houstonite... It will be a plast.
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    Guitar Playing!!

    At least we will spend a night on the town if we don't jump now that you know where it's happenin. You battin for the Canucks or the US these days? Do I need to bring Vinny for backup??
  12. I don't wanna be just a fruit, I wanna be a fruit & nut...
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    Guitar Playing!!

    I will be there for 10 days in April... uh let's see Easterish time, 13th through the 21st. Should I bring my rig?
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    Guitar Playing!!

    Yeah baby I friggin rip!!!!!! Chicks dig guitar players right?
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    Earthquakes

    there where little tremblors in the east bay? If they aint over 4 I don't feel em. Just don't hang out in high rises built on landfill and all should be fine
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    Cannibals...

    I didn't think anyone noticed the lawyer bashing pro paralegal tone of the post but focused more on "Cannibals".. such are skydivers...
  17. Maybe but I meant it in the absolute nicest way possible so I hope Vinny's not mad at me and plus I really wanna be a donkey...
  18. I think you forgot to mention how Ashtanga trained his army to both woo his enemies to sleep or frustrate them to no end by singing famous cover songs verbatim in several languages, a truely remarkable man indeed...
  19. A donkey? A south of the border mexican tequila junky jackass?
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    Cannibals...

    A big law firm recently hired several cannibals from Borneo. "You're all part of our team now," said the H.R. Rep during the welcoming briefing. "You get all of our usual benefits and you can go to the cafeteria for something to eat, but please don't eat any of the other employees." The cannibals promised they would not. Four weeks later their boss remarked, "You're all working very hard, and I'm quite satisfied with you. However, one of our paralegals has disappeared. Do any of you know what happened to her?" The cannibals all shook their heads "no." After the boss had left, the leader of the cannibals said to the others, "which one of you idiots ate the paralegal?" A hand raised hesitantly, to which the leader of the cannibals continued: "You fool!!! For four weeks we've been eating lawyers and no one noticed anything, but NOOOO, you had to go and eat someone important."
  21. Take one down and pass it around one less beer on the post... argg it doesn't ryhem
  22. I am aware of this and **sobb** hold on a sec... **sob** I so want a beer I am starting to cry **waaaaaaahhhhaaaaaaawaaaaaahaaaaaaa**
  23. Last time I was in OR I drank a beer called "Terminal Gravity Pale Ale" from a brewery that started with a "E"... it was yummy and I now beacuse of this post all i can do is dream dream dream of icy cold refreshing nectar of the beer gods...
  24. Hey Chris, you got my vibes for your mom... Hope she's ok.