Sebazz1

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  1. Denture adhesive creamin your eye? Was your eye popping out of your head?
  2. Oh and one more thing! DON'T FORGET TO EXAMINE YOUR COLONS!!
  3. yes I do indeed remember... Alas folks I am going to follow Slappie's advice and march down the HR persons office grab my check and hit the road. I want to appologize to all of you for my selfish post whoring, the waste to HH's bandwidth, the waste of mine and your brain cells and most of all all those icy cold beers i plan to kill kill kill shortly! Bless you all and good night!
  4. Sebazz1

    Haiku?

    Ha! Neener Neener Don't get sensitive, I just Playin witchya bro...
  5. Hmmmm the bruised @ss story? No... The **** story? No definately not in a public forum. Flying down the tarmac hanging onto the hood while wearing a protec? Not racy enough... Things like this are best done over a few beers. My memory seems to work better and my embeleshment skills increase ten fold.
  6. Yes I do... Why don't you dangle that shiny lure in front of me and see what happens
  7. I can do it, I can do it, I can do it, I can do it... Breathe breathe breathe.
  8. No, I'm going into busines for myself, selling this new drug I designed off of three hole punch clippings... I'm not going to wait for FDA approval, just gonna sell it off my street corner. I figured I might take up pimpin ho's after I graduate from POP's ho pimpin university. PHPU - Pop's Ho Pimpin University
  9. Yeah it's that last check thing I want. When that's in hand I am outta here
  10. Lummy lummy lummy... Wanna bbq some giraffe today? Lie in a soft savanah while being fanned my luscious ladies weilding palm fronds pushing an otter across the sky whil erolling the odometer over? No / yes? Goot work? I understand... sigh... 11:00.
  11. 10:53... tick tick tick tick.
  12. Yes yes yes I still have it with me. Was one of the first things I put into the box this morning. I tell you even at thi sother firm, it's hard to find a good, solid durable 3 hole punch like the one I have. Honestly my 3 hol epunch and I are pretty much married through common law. We've been together almost 7 years. On a side note: Anyone in the palo Alto area want to start drinking with me around 12:30?
  13. Um yeah... interesting. Any other ideas
  14. Sebazz1

    Haiku?

    Cluck, Bock, Chirp, Tweet, Woot Doin the crazy bird dance Cluck, Bock, Chirp, Tweet, Woot
  15. It's 10:35 right now. My exit interview is at 12:00. I have packed all my belongings and transfered all files in my possesion. I hav enothing left to do except wait. Problem is it's only 10:36 now. So, you see I need to fast forward time or something or I need to post like a mutha-f'en madman. Wont someone please help...
  16. That's right I forgot about that free fall doc with the 747... Seriously let's do that again soon!
  17. Happy Birthday Skymama, wishin you the groviest of b-day's this lovely Friday... I still haven't forgoten about our date by the way
  18. Sebazz1

    Haiku?

    Is it cluck cluck cluck the sound a chicken hawk Or is it bock bock...
  19. My favorite jump was my space shuttle jump. We where right at the edge of the earth's atmosphere when the pilot cut and we opened the cargo bay door. Man what a sureal feeling, the visual was crazy! There where clouds over much of the northern hemisphere but I could see a hole over north central California. I checked my spot and floated out the cargo bay door. I went out front float and another astronaught wen't off the space arm. I didn't wear gloves because I knew I would be plenty warm on re-entry and I was right. Phew it was hot hot hot. So me and the other astronaught turned point after point, transitioning from freefly to belly to freefly. We must have had over 300 points before we broke off at 80,000 feet. I tracked all the way from Panama until I was right over Paso Robles CA. I pulled at about 10,000 feet and glided for another 10 minutes into Star Frams. Man that is one memory I will never forget. I wish I had video...
  20. Sebazz1

    Haiku?

    What we really need Is some cowbells on this thread Let's make it platinum...
  21. Sebazz1

    Haiku?

    Exit interview Starts at twelve o'clock my friends And then I am off...
  22. Sebazz1

    Haiku?

    Before X X L There where others that posted Le Friday Haiku...
  23. Yer on Steve, try to keep us in frame please...