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I thought it's downwind not downhill...

You have to be Jewish to get that one..... Or have some basic web searching + reading skills.

I don't think you have what it takes. You sound like an amateur who cannot put two coherent insults together.

For the last week or so, I've had some very strange calls made to my cell phone. The person calls, but when I pick up, they hang up. It's a local area code, and I am 99% sure it's a cell-phone. Probably had about 20 of those calls in the last week. I know it's not an ex-gf, or any of my friends that are trying to prank call me. So are there any ways to look up a cell phone number? Preferably legal...

Q. Why do guys like having sex in front of mirrors? A. Because objects in the mirror are larger then they appear to be. My girlfriend told me that joke...i wonder why...

You own a Chevy don't ya? What? I can't imagine why I'd own a Chevy, much less what it would have to do with early Christmas carol violations. Blues, Dave You are either insanely jealous of my rhyming ability or...you own a Chevy.

You own a Chevy don't ya?

Inspired by a combination of a friend's complaint that his car broke down again & listening to Brian Setzer's Christmas album on the radio. Then I thought, why not write our own Jingle Bells version? It can be inspired or influenced by any event, as long as it sticks to the original melody and contains chorus "Jingle bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle all the way". Have fun with this, loosen up, and flex your creative muscles! Chevrolet Jingle Bells Stumbling through the snow, With my suitcase on my back, There’s the dealership, I go on the attack. Your car’s a pile of junk, I want a new one now, Perhaps I would better off Just buying a snow plow. Oh jingle bells, jingle bells, Jingle all the way. Oh what fun it is to sit In a broken-down Chevrolet… Oh jingle bells, jingle bells, Jingle all the way. I am so mad my car broke down I should just walk away. The engine barely starts, Suspension’s going too, Perhaps I should invest, In an all-wheel drive Subaru. The paint is peeling off, The tires are wearing out, As the smoke pours out from under the hood, All I can do is sit and shout. Oh jingle bells, jingle bells, Jingle all the way. Oh what fun it is to sit In a broken-down Chevrolet… Oh jingle bells, jingle bells, Jingle all the way. I am so mad my car broke down I should just walk away. The dealership says wait… You have a warranty! Your car should be ok, Until two-thousand-twenty-three. I cannot wait that long, This car will break again, And if it does I won’t be back, I’ll simply go insane. Oh jingle bells, jingle bells, Jingle all the way. Oh what fun it is to sit In a broken-down Chevrolet… Oh jingle bells, jingle bells, Jingle all the way. I am so mad my car broke down I should just walk away. This story’s at an end, I have to go back home, One last look at my car, And I yell out “Shalom!” When finally I’ll return, I hope it won’t be there, I’ll smile, I’ll laugh, I’ll dance away, Like a modern-day Fred Astaire. Oh jingle bells, jingle bells, Jingle all the way. That pile of junk is finally gone, It’s such a gorgeous day. Oh jingle bells, jingle bells, Jingle all the way. I’ll buy a new car, and this time I will not be led astray.

I think it would help a lot. The tunnel has a lot of advatages when it comes to correcting body position. First you have the ability to have a tunnel instructor standing on the net right next to you. You have two minutes of working time where you can recieve confirmation and correction of your body position through hand signals, and manual correction since they can reach right down and move limbs around. Additionally you have the wall that provides a frame of refrence. It is really hard to nail something when you do it for only 50 seconds or so ever few weeks. I think the tunnel time would help a lot, and so would jumping more frequently. I know it is expensive, trust me I paid for my whole student progression as a broke ass college student. But it costs way more in the long run to do it in short bursts, as you know repeats cost a good deal. hey Doug, Thanks for the feedback...this noob much appreciates it! I think I will try to head out to the tunnel with Team Vortex...first weekend of December or so? How are things on your end? Studying hard or hardly studying?

Oh I think that's a pretty bold statement to make.

Why doesn't UFC/ProElite forget that their purpose is to make money, forget the bureaucratic contractual bs, and make this happen? Almost every MMA fan wants to see this happen, regardless of who your favorite fighter may be. They can put millions into promoting Kimbo, whose only claim to fame are youtube videos, yet they can't set up a fight for two of the best fighters in the sport, regards of any obstacles?

Touche! And to top it all off, I'll shut up now.

Well you can actually cross off the 'has to be single' part. Never really bothered me if they weren't....

Evidently so. You have to be careful. You could be talking to a buddy and he says, "Yeah, stop over. We'll crack open a cold one." Sicko.

I wouldn't recommend analyzing me. Esp. since I have 5 generations of doctors on one side of the family, the last two generations...psychiatrists. Oh wait a minute...I think you may be onto something

So you're married? Damn...there goes my trip rescheduling...

Is this your criteria before beer light or after beer light? Oh...whenever.

Evidently so. a$$e$ x2. YES A PULSE IS A REQUIREMENT.

You two have similar tastes. Enjoy Hahah...a$$

I'm listening...

- between 5' and 5'10 - blond, brunette or redhead - has to be intelligent - needs to have a great personality & be social - has to good looking & athletic - has to be a skydiver - has to have a great sense of humor - has to be sarcastic - has to be SINGLE Anyone?

Check your altimeter fool!! Oh you said attitude...nevermind...

Oh yes...I've heard that a few times, especially today after taking a few weeks off. Along with "You are kicking your legs like a little girl. Are you trying to swim back up to the plane?"

Can't seem to get that damn spinning under control! Was doing front/back loops today, and spun out after my first loop. The instructor had to dock to keep me from spinning at pull time. Decided to do the jump over, found a video guy to film me so we can determine the problem (instructor says it's most likely my legs), and of course, clouds rolled in, so no second jump. Gah!!! Of course, seeing as it was my 1st jump in almost 4 weeks, I was nervous/scared as well. Oh well...next time!

Am I the only one that read the thread title as "I'm f%@king my girlfriend's best friend"?? I guess a guy can dream can't he?