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I'm driving by a golf course. There are golf holes on both sides of the road, and the road is full of twisties, so you have to go slow. So, I'm on one of the curves, driving slow (with my windows open because of the weather), and I see a guy about to hit a ball. Without thinking, I yell as loudly as I can out the window "FOUUUURRRRRR!!!" Boy, did he screw up that shot. What have you done in the past without even trying to be a jerk on purpose?

I wouldn't crawl over her to get to you - you'll be happy to know! Good. I'll keep her for myself then.

TAKE IT LIKE A MAN!!! Fuck you very much sir. If you can't take the heat, turn off the oven.

TAKE IT LIKE A MAN!!!

That's what I did. No answer...what a surprise. Then I realized my website is in my email signature, which has my resume, which has my address...

Good vibes and thoughts to Normie's mom, Normie, and his family.

I'm trying to sell 4 low profile sports tires from an Audi we sold a while back. Posted it on Craigslist yesterday and got an inquiry about the item. Told them it was still for sale, and got this email today: Thanks for your reply concerning my inquiry. I am quite comfortable with the condition of the item. Since I won't be making any repairs on it, I will add $50 to the purchase price... for you to hold it for me,Please provide your full name, House Address (NOT A PO. BOX) and your Phone number so that I can send your payment. I will be paying you by Money Order.. It will take 2-3 days for the payment to get to you...As for delivery, I will make arrangements for the pick-up after you have received payment,If this meets your approval, kindly get back to me, as soon as possible, with your Full name, phone # and mailing address where payment will be sent, so that I can have my assistant get the Money Order ready. WTF?

I'm trying to cut sugar out of my regimen completely, but still can't handle drinking coffee/tea without anything sweet. So what's your take on the different sweeteners, which one is better/worse, etc?

jrm, sounds like SOMEONE had a fun weekend of jumping, eh?

Just because YOU don't shower, doesn't mean you're skydiver.

I'll keep it simple: do something that makes you happy. If it's not skydiving, go have a drink with a friend and talk about life. If it's not a drink with a friend, go to the gym. If it's not the gym, go do something else. Oh and an addendum to the above: none of it will make you happy. It will make you feel BETTER...but happiness isn't achieved just by one or two or three activities...it's an overall state of mind which takes time to achieve and a combinations of factors. You'll get there eventually...but start with one step at a time.

I guess I'm posting this from the underworld So, it went great...I'm shocked that it only took one try! Thanks to Doug for making this a 2 way and helping me with holding the banner..and thanks to Dave the awesome videographer who filmed it. Here's how we did it, for those that are interested... 1. I rolled up the banner in my right hand, grasped the loop on my side of the banner (left side of the banner if you're looking at the front of it) and left the other loop dangling. 2. Dave (video guy) climbed out first, then myself, then Doug. 3. As soon as we left, Doug grabbed my left hand with his left, grabbed the loop on his side, and then I let go of the banner, which made it unroll automatically. He said I even let it go too soon 4. We held it until about 5k, with some side to side/up down movements, but wad fairly steady. 5. At 5k, he let go of his side and it stayed as a streamer in my hand. I pulled, and the banner (as I saw on video) came somewhat close to the lines, but not close enough to wrap around them, which was the main worry. Then I stuffed it into my jumpsuit and landed...sliding in on my arse. All in all, it went great. Will post a few photos later. Thanks to all for suggestions, as they did help when we were discussing options.

About 3x2.5 feet, made of nylon, double layers of binding tape on sides and bottom, loop handles made from the same binding tape on the two bottom corners. Front has a message on it that will be videoed and photographed Exiting from a 182. Any thoughts/suggestions on exit, keeping it steady, etc.? I know it'll be more useful to talk to someone in person, which I will tomorrow, but looking for some input from folks who have done it.

Well now that you put THAT way...

Which point is that? That Gerard Butler shouldn't make RomComs? What the F happened to him anyway? He used to take pretty cool roles. Hahah yes that point. His best role in my mind is Phantom Of The Opera.

Not (O)(O)?

Do you agree with the points being made in that movie? And more importantly, do you think Katherine Heigl is date-worthy?

Right on!!! Which DZ will you be jumping at?

I don't want to see YOUR (_!_) I want to see examples of the fine (_!_) that you appreciate.

http://search.4shared.com/q/1/i%20am%20mine No viruses or spam. I've grabbed a few rare songs from there. OR - Go to this site: http://www.zamzar.com/ - Plug in the URL of the youtube video/song you want - get a link to the downloadable mp3 in your email in a few minutes

So are a (.)(.) man or an (_!_) man? Please post examples.

What's in YOUR wallet?

I suppose I could translate the text for y'all, being Russian an' all. I could also post the hidden link which includes the fully nude photo session.

That's beautiful I don't know what's the better part of the story...your kid standing up for himself, or the principal telling you that she was proud of him.

Thanks brotha! Maybe after moving to NYC and struggling to find a job, I'll need those beers...