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Talk about a fantasy come true...for some people So Billy, did she thank you afterwards?

Now, did he touch the thigh or did he squeeze it? Because if he just touched it, it could've been playful flirting. But if he squeezed it...well that's a whole different story. Seriously, sounds like a real winner. Be glad he lost your number...or hopefully did! Ok so my two stories. Best: Well, actually it was a series of two dates. She was a sister of a fellow student, and first I asked her out to Borders to tutor me in Spanish. Tutoring session lasted about 2 hours, after which we went to the local Friendly's and closed it. Sat there for five hours talking over food/drinks/coffee. Second date: went out for food, came back to her place around 9, and stayed up all night listening to my endless music collection (always in the car with me for such emergencies ), talking, getting to know each other, etc. That lasted until 8 in the morning..and I had class at 9. (oh and did I mention I also dated her sister more than ten years later? ) Worst: Not really one or two, but there have been several dates where the conversation did...not...happen. And I'm not referring to deeply intellectual conversation, a debate on politics and the economy, or discussion of classic literature. I'm referring to a nice back and forth conversation, about various topics, just getting to know each other. I would've rather been at the dentist than have been part of those dates. At least my dentist has a sense of humor and tells jokes while he drills. With these 'dates', nothing/noone got drilled.

I'm sure the kids aren't the only ones that 'play.'

How could I forget? That was about 5 years ago; we should do it again! Get a room you two. Or an empty airplane.

I'm talking about real dates. WITH another person mind you. So what is your worst date and your best date story? And forget the 'dates' where you slept with someone the first date. A) Those aren't always the best dates, and B) noone here gets laid as much as they say they do.

That's what she said!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SAAi_42uIkQ Never gets old...and there's never a WRONG time for a TWSS comment.

Too much and not enough. That.

I don't know...But if you look like this, I'll take any job from you. http://us.123rf.com/400wm/400/400/gbp/gbp0801/gbp080100050/2442620-female-secretary-is-smiling-to-you-appealing-and-simpatico.jpg

I just so happen to be looking for a job. Hook me up (with a job)! I'll be back there in a month or so. What kinda work? Where at? I'm based out of CENTCOM and I've done mostly Sys Admin on Windows and currently an IT Project Manager. I'll ask our PM if he has any extra slots for a sysad. I need a job too. ;)

If you're at one of these events, I'm there.

Go jump out of a plane Rig is in another state, no time and limited finances.

...as one of my friends today told me 'you're always welcome at our place when we have people over, but we are all doing the couples thing.' My friend and of their friends in their condominium complex in NYC are married. What the f*** does a single skydiver have to do??

So John, this means I'll be like you when I'm older?

...you heard that was about love?

Perv. Poor cats. And my coffee just evacuated itself through my nose. Thanks you ass!!!!

3 lane highway - left is for passing, middle is for cruising, right is for slow drivers. 2 lane highway - left is for cruising/passing, left is for slow/slower traffic. 1 lane highway - thats called a one-way road you dumbass. Go in the right direction!!

You could probably do the Spartan race w your eyes closed. It's between 8 to 10 miles, lot of uphill/downhill running and obstacles Want to do it??

You have no idea Shhh, just let it happen! Get a room, you two! The trick is getting her in the SAME room as me. All in due time I suppose... You ARE a dreamer, ain't ya?

Ok enough talk about animalistic back-breaking sweaty raunchy sex!!!! Oh wait... I did the tough mudder in May of this year, and all I can say is damn!! I was somewhat out of shape, but one of my teammates and I finished it in 4:21. Running uphill and downhill was the WORST part. The obstacles themselves weren't bad at all. The 35 degree water was the worst... I'll start a separate thread in a little while for those of us who are interested in doing it.

Goo luck Nat!!

How about this song???? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKxjvlEQvaQ In a cavern down by a canyon Excavatin' for a mine, There lived a miner from North Carolina And his daughter, chubby Clementine. Now every mornin', just about dawnin' A'when the sun begins to shine You know she would rouse up, wake all a dem cows up And walk 'em down to her Daddy's mine. A'took the foot bridge, way 'cross the water Though she weighed two-ninety nine. The old bridge trembled and disassembled (Oops!) dumped her into the foamy brine. Hey, crackle like thunder, (ho, ho) she went under (ho, ho) blowin bubbles (bubble sound) down the line. Hey, I'm no swimm'a but were she slimm'a I might'a saved that Clementine. (Ho) broke the record, way under water I thought that she was doin' fine. I wasn't nervous ya until the service That they held for Clementine. Hey you sailor (ho, ho) way out in your whaler With a harpoon, your trusty line. If she shows now, yo, there she blows now, It just may be chunky Clementine. (One more time) Oh my darlin', oh my darlin', oh my darlin' Oh my darlin' , oh my darlin' sweet Clementine, You may be gone But! You're not forgotten, Fare thee well So long, Clementine (Bubble sound) Bye! And Bobby Darin was great...he sang it in such a way that it was impossible to get offended.

John and Tom meet up for a drink, and John looks like he was beaten up recently. Tom says "John, what happened to you????" John says "Well, I was in a bar last night and met this woman. We started talking, had a few drinks, and then when the bar closed, we went to her place. At her place we had a few more drinks, then we started making out on the couch. We stopped for a second to catch our breath, and I look at her...her eyes say "yes, I want you", her mouth says "yes..", her body says 'yes...', her voice says 'yes..." Tom says "Well that's great!" John replies "Then her husband came home early and said 'no.'" Post your Monday night funnies!

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