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  1. npgraphicdesign
    Beat me to it.
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    I'd rather give you the whole thing. I don't want you asking "..is it in yet?" (geez..noone responded to the potential tip innuendo? Y'all are disappointing. )
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    Ummm...can the guys with the hairy asses be forced to wax first? I'm out. Use your imagination.
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    I can properly secure my boot somewhere if ya want. All jokes aside, the strap that fed through the clasp has always been a bit loose, so before every jump I made sure to tighten it and snap it closed. I bought it second (or maybe even third) hand and put 100+ jumps on it. So either it was a hard opening that tore it loose (which it didn't feel like) or the clasp broke...most likely the latter. Guess I'll never know... Wait...so if this is the first piece of skydiving equipment I lost do I owe...aww crap, yes I do.
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    So, yesterday on opening my Bonehead slipped off my head and bye bye it went! It was an older one, about 4 years old, so while I'm a bit upset about it, thankfully it wasn't a brand new helmet with a full camera setup. So, I need a new helmet. But...I want to buy a cheap (as in, no extra bells/whistles/etc) open-face that at most has an interior pocket for an audible. The reason is that I want a relatively cheap helmet is that I want to refinish it and put some of my artwork on it. Any suggestions from fellow skydivers?
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    They're what I had a month ago before my son moved back in Are you going off of this old joke? A mushroom walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says, "I can't serve you." The mushroom says, "Why not? I'm a fungi." The bartender says "That's not the problem. We don't have much room here."
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    Good luck brotha...enjoy whatever adventures you pursue.
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    What would that be? Tossing a poptart and a juice box into the bedroom as you're running for the door?!!! Hell no. I can do a lot better than that. Eggs, home made hash browns, coffee, and pancakes. Wow! Now that's a meal! WTF no bacon, no muchrooms That's NEXT morning.
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    Breakfast isn't a laughing matter.
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    What would that be? Tossing a poptart and a juice box into the bedroom as you're running for the door?!!! Hell no. I can do a lot better than that. Eggs, home made hash browns, coffee, and pancakes.
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    Just hugs? You don't have enough alcohol in ya yet..keep going! LOL!! I'll let ya know when the wine kicks in! Let me know in person. Ya know...I would but I don't drink and drive! I'll do the driving. But after...I'd stay at least long enough to make you breakfast in bed.
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    Just hugs? You don't have enough alcohol in ya yet..keep going! LOL!! I'll let ya know when the wine kicks in! Let me know in person.
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    Just hugs? You don't have enough alcohol in ya yet..keep going!
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    Beyond cool.. Is that Luigi Cani?
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    Reminds me of a great pun: "...I used to be indecisive, but now I'm not so sure." If writing/finishing your dissertation is the #1 goal, then base your decision around that factor. Take the job that won't be too stressful and that won't keep so busy/tired that you won't have the energy to work on your dissertation after. Location? "They" say that everyone is about location, location, location. If you have to relocate and you know it's only temporary while you finish your dissertation and get some work experience under your belt, then chose the location that (once again) will be most beneficial to your finishing the dissertation. Hopefully that makes sense. By any chance, are you moving anywhere close to NYC?
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    if there's no video, it didnt happen.. ...and some day, VB will find a real girl to have sex with. It's at that point he will realize that videos aren't all they are hyped up to be...
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    You know what they say about those who teach..... Wait...so those teachers teaching us sex education in grade school actually DIDN'T know what they were doing? SHIT!!!
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    So many innuendos....so many potential responses....so hard to choose... innuendo? I thought it was clear I was talking about your penis. Nikki the cost of airfare in the states is pitance, jump on a plane and go make her put her money where her mouth is (so to speak) She wouldn't...would she?
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    So you're the resident penis expert are ya now? (sorry that was too easy. Talk about a setup! ) Not sure how me seeing how clear she was in wanting to see your penis makes me a penis expert. but for your sake i'll let you have that so you can feel good about yourself I'll feel GREAT when I'm jumping this Saturday.
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    So you're the resident penis expert are ya now? (sorry that was too easy. Talk about a setup! )
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    So many innuendos....so many potential responses....so hard to choose...
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    I think you should do it as apology for bailing on Tiki. Plus I could use some cheering up tonight. I just found my altimeter broken Hmm...I have an idea on how to cheer you up. yea so do I But I'll also accept donations to the glory thread to cheer me up instead. Well, I'd rather donate in person.
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    I think you should do it as apology for bailing on Tiki. Plus I could use some cheering up tonight. I just found my altimeter broken Hmm...I have an idea on how to cheer you up.
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    He's probably already had sex with you, but you weren't aware of this because you weren't present when it happened. She just kept asking "is it in yet?"
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    My name wasn't even mentioned...I'm hurt! Vb..Sheddap!!