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  1. npgraphicdesign
    Flat screen or big tube? Big tube...or so I've been told.
  2. npgraphicdesign
    ...just as long as you don't fall off. Who has the next one-liner?
  3. npgraphicdesign
    Can we throw a few stupid criminals into the mix? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8cjVwZyjho All of these were bad ideas. But #2 was just PHENOMENAL!!
  4. npgraphicdesign
    But did you PASS the test?
  5. npgraphicdesign
    B....ullshit.
  6. npgraphicdesign
    Well VB was confused for a while too, but seeing as he applied for a job at an all-male prison, I think he's not confused anymore.
  7. npgraphicdesign
    But...we never REALLY confirmed that. Care to confirm that in person?
  8. npgraphicdesign
    ...when you get to a DZ to meet up with some people to jump and find out the reserve is out of date. And on such a good day too....FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU...ck. PS. I met jrmrangers today, and he WILL vouch that I am not a woman. And no, he did not do the Crocodile Dundee test on me.
  9. npgraphicdesign
    So what did you pierce this time around?
  10. npgraphicdesign
    You're definitely good for the job. And the coffee exiteth through the nose. Thanks.
  11. npgraphicdesign
    Just don't take any showers...inside the prison that is.
  12. npgraphicdesign
    Good. And I'm not that kind of girl. At least three jumps together first!!
  13. npgraphicdesign
    Don't know if I'll be spending the night at the DZ, but I'm definitely there. See ya then!
  14. npgraphicdesign
    Don't worry...there's probably a Russian on every load. All I have to do is just ask for a favor. See ya in 6 days?
  15. npgraphicdesign
    That's not what she said.
  16. npgraphicdesign
    No it didn't.
  17. npgraphicdesign
    Sorry, babe .... It was still funny.
  18. npgraphicdesign
    Well I think we need to practice on the ground first.
  19. npgraphicdesign
    Breaking news: skymama does NOT wear the pants in the family. Details at 11.
  20. npgraphicdesign
    I cared to show up for all my speeding tickets...and won about 1/2 of them. ;) A funny courtroom episode when I was in Savannah GA. I was living there and went to court to argue a speeding ticket. The guy ahead of me a few spots goes in front of a judge and she starts looking at his records. Then she pauses, takes off her glasses, looks at him and says "Sir, I see here that you were arrested on Dec. 18th in 2001, 2002, 2003, 2004..(she read about 5 of 6 years in a row when he got arrested the same day.) Why do you like to get in trouble on that day?" He says "that's my birthday your honor." I think noone in the courtroom could stop laughing for about 5 minutes including the judge.
  21. npgraphicdesign
    No. Absolutely not. The days of Russian bad guys in movies are OVER. Damn it!!!
  22. npgraphicdesign
    What the f*** is John McClane doing in RUSSIA taking on RUSSIAN bad guys? Can't Hollywood find any other stereotypical bad guys? The cold war is over damn it!! http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1606378/
  23. npgraphicdesign
    There's nothing wrong with being sensitive. Just don't let that sensitivity keep you from laughing at yourself every now and then
  24. npgraphicdesign
    It has already been said before by several...it doesn't matter. For every person that does like you, there will probably be 10 more that don't. Who cares? If someone doesn't like you, that's their problem, not yours.
  25. npgraphicdesign
    at least there's ONE girl there! I say this from the bottom of my cold female Russian heart...FUCK YOU.