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  1. npgraphicdesign
    Yes it is but we call him NIKKI That is what i called my Dog too Awww...how cute. I'd come if you called me, but I wouldn't roll over for you. don't like girl on top? Why don't you come and find out? And i never said I DON'T...I just said I won't roll over for anyone.
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    It IS worse. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKmXRwjWYUM
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    Yes it is but we call him NIKKI That is what i called my Dog too Awww...how cute. I'd come if you called me, but I wouldn't roll over for you.
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    It was that damn French movie "La Femme Nikita". Can't forget the TV show with Peta Wilson.
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    Yes it is but we call him NIKKI Don't push it Squeaky...
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    An ex-GF's older brother had an affair with his high school English teacher, and last I knew they were still married. Are you the older brother or the older brother? Or...gasp...the ex-gf?
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    Someone has been clicking on my profile. So you like that name, do you? How YOU doin'? I just remembered it from some time back, and the Russian thing... I have a good memory like that... Oh and I had a Dog Named Nikita . . . . No comment. And my comment wasn't even about your dog being named Nikita. You assume I am on the market LOL.... Well...I don't really care because someone being unavailable never really stopped me.
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    Someone has been clicking on my profile. So you like that name, do you? How YOU doin'? I just remembered it from some time back, and the Russian thing... I have a good memory like that... Oh and I had a Dog Named Nikita . . . . No comment. And my comment wasn't even about your dog being named Nikita.
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    Arse. Next time we jump, your main is getting pulled at 10k.
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    How would that help Geico or someone who I get in touch with via email?
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    Someone has been clicking on my profile. So you like that name, do you? How YOU doin'?
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    Deal with it fockers. Seriously, if Geico sends me one more letter addressed to a Ms. instead of a Mr., or one more interviewer that I get in touch with via email assumes that I'm a female by default, I'm going to change my name to Thor. That way, noone will ever mistake me for a female ever again. Surprisingly, the beard isn't a dead giveaway. Right, DougH?
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    No no. That's what you wished she said! ZING!
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    No really...this thing is huge!!! (insert obligatory 'that's what she said' comments. )
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    Now that is going to be hard to top. Yep. The sisters love triangle in my past is looking better and better!
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    You first! You, second. Or we could make our own screwed-up sex story and leave everyone else guessing...
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    I know roughly where I opened. Most likely it ended up in the woods. But if you want to go digging through the woods for my helmet until you find it, I'll even buy you a ticket here.
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    Had I not pointed it out, you wouldn't even notice. Maybe you need to change those Gatorz you wear to prescription Gatorz. At least you'll look cool and still have some eyesight left.
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    You should say "Well if a kitchen sink landed on me at this moment, that would be the highlight of my day"
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    Yeah, man... You could learn a lot from Squeak in terms of "Insulting People 101" Squeak is an amateur. He couldn't insult Michael Jackson in a kindergarden classroom. "101" usually being the introductory-level course... I don't think he could even handle an 099 course.
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    Yeah, man... You could learn a lot from Squeak in terms of "Insulting People 101" Squeak is an amateur. He couldn't insult Michael Jackson in a kindergarden classroom.
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    No I'm only kidding. No photos of videos. But I knew that would get ya perked up!
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    I knew a guy who married the little sister of an ex-GF. I've always wondered jsut how much tension there was at family gatherings. Maybe it wasn't awkward at all...they just kept it in the family
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    Why? Or do you just want to see the photos/videos?
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    What's the most screwed-up twisted love plot that has made its way into your relationship(s) & love life? Mine: Being in love with two sisters...the 2nd ten years after the 1st. So how screwed up is your love life?