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Very wise gravitymaster, I was chatting with JDHill about this at the weekend, we both agreed that until we can store an hour of DV quality (DVD use a different compression system, and its poopy) for a reasonable price, then they are a waste of time. Much discussion on this at http://www.computervideo.net Cya D GR# 37 Remember how lucky you are to see and touch the sky; the blind may only dream.

Try running a search for jump for teh casue stuff, some good ideas have been posted such as selling Jello shots at the Dz, selling glasses, organising pub crawls etc. Then there is the usual stuff, like shaving your head, running marathons, and so forth, sponsored naked jumps, use your imagination.... I'm sorry to hear about your friend, I hope she pulls through. Cya D GR# 37 Remember how lucky you are to see and touch the sky; the blind may only dream.

"if u aint a yank everyone should be rootin for e n g a l a n d " Andre, you slag, I would rather sit with my hand in the fire than be seen with 3 lions on my shirt....... I'm supporting Brazil, cos their supporters are include some sexy chiccas, and Ireland our Celtic Cousins. And of course I will be supporting anyone who plays against Engerlaaaand..... They think its all over, it is now....... Cya D GR# 37 Remember how lucky you are to see and touch the sky; the blind may only dream.

Just a suggestion, not criticising at all... it may be your harness isn't evenly tightened. Or you may be loading it slightly unevenly with your leg positions. Are you reaching out with one leg on landing at all... Try asking someone else to jump it and see what they think. Was this only noticable on one day and were you 100% into wind on approach, could there have some local wind anomalies such as thermal activity etc....... Cya D GR# 37 Remember how lucky you are to see and touch the sky; the blind may only dream.

Didn't get it, try resending.....No offense taken. I have a robust sense of humour, well, we have to don't we .... Now I really must go and rip the top off a few frosty Coronas. Peace and great muckle blue yins a bientot mon ami. Cya D GR# 37 Remember how lucky you are to see and touch the sky; the blind may only dream.

I'm here designing the last big oil job for the UK continental shelf, the client is British Petroleum, and I transfer back in less than a fortnight. "OH you woulden't know coz your living in Texas. Real True Brit you are." Willing to bet you a pull up cord that I've spent more time in the UK in the last six months than you have, 'cos they fly me back (business class) every 4 weeks on leave, and send me over their on business regularly.......Nyah, nyah, nyah Why are you SHOUTING at me, are you pissed up on French wine or what..... "THE ENGLISH EMPIRE" I think you'll find it was called the British Empire, it was at its peak under the reign of a German family known as the Hanovers.......Who promptly changed their name to Windsor when we went to war with the Germans.... "NOW GO AWAY" Not a chance my ignorant southern chum. C'mon you Nigerian Lions....... Cya D GR# 37 Remember how lucky you are to see and touch the sky; the blind may only dream.

Totally chilled, about to finish work and go get me some nice cold Mexican beer, then discuss this weekend's video strategies for some 120 way stuff over here in Texas......Us Euros gotta show the colonial cousins how to make good skydiving movies...Mr Passe is cool, but the Brit100 movie rawks...(small amount of own trumpet blowing)....So they can watch them on a Scottish invention---John Logie Baird's television...hehehehe.... Henderson is a good Scottish name by the way.... Peace bro take care out there. BTW where about in France do you live? Cya D GR# 37 Remember how lucky you are to see and touch the sky; the blind may only dream.

"REAL English people" We are the 'real' English people, the folk that live there nowadays are French / German / Italian Mongrels, who displaced the Britons into Wales, Ireland, and Scotland. "SCOTISH " maybe you should back to school and study English.... "you ain't gotta clue" I lived in London for a year, out by the South Harrow, hated it, and it damn near killed me. Dirty smelly place. Have also lived and worked in Manchester, Birmingham, Lancaster, and the place you guys call 'Up North' ie Newcastle. Don't take the Guffy thing personally, its just a joke thing. If England is such a great place why aren't you living there now? "Sorry your race is so resentful" Ever heard of the highland clearances, poll tax, a certain poisoned island called Gruinard, or Dounreay? You nice folk have been dumping on Scotland for centuries..... Peace brother, calm down to a frenzy....I actually consider myself a 'British Citizen" first and foremost...... But CMON Nigeria....cos I've worked there too.... Cya D GR# 37 Remember how lucky you are to see and touch the sky; the blind may only dream.

So, it looks like your lawyer is now posting for you Lisa... Cya D GR# 37 Remember how lucky you are to see and touch the sky; the blind may only dream.

Definitely, big DZs are too anal about his sort of fun anyway..... Cya D GR# 37 Remember how lucky you are to see and touch the sky; the blind may only dream.

"Oh come on y'all surely you can come up with something!" So, this is a trailer right? Can you sling some old meat underneath so it stinks his hoose oot, kinda like the fish idea? I've put fish on peoples' car engine blocks before, next to the air filter for the A/C Does it have one of those plastic water tanks outside, can you be unpleasant to that? Can you put anything that would itch like hell in his jumpsuit, or laundry, mebbe even leave a little dye in his J/S pocket so when he goes to wash it....... There has to be something you can do along those lines Betsy.....I'm all out of nastiness now.....By the way the bird seed works fine, cos i've done it before. Also put bread on top of someones car. I live in a coast town and the seagulls make a big poop mess as well as pecking the shit out of things...... Never, ever, ever cross a Nacmacfeegle, he don't ever get mad, he gets even......... Cya D GR# 37 Remember how lucky you are to see and touch the sky; the blind may only dream.

Tip top suggestion......Kinda like the bear and the rabbit....We'd have the animal protection league up in arms though...Fek 'em. Cya D GR# 37 Remember how lucky you are to see and touch the sky; the blind may only dream.

Are we getting the picture then, I'm much more into natural things like this than nasty messy TNT....But diamind back rattlers and scorpions sound extreme, can't you get hold of cockroaches, stink bugs, mosquitos, wasps, bees and such like? Cactus in the bunk sounds just fine though....hehehe, A prick for a prick kinda thing.... Cya D GR# 37 Remember how lucky you are to see and touch the sky; the blind may only dream.

And are there snakes? They're always good for a larrf.... Cya D GR# 37 Remember how lucky you are to see and touch the sky; the blind may only dream.

Is there something you do involving ants, honet, and his air vents? I don't know about Arizona insects, but I bet there are some nasty ones out there.......how would one attract them and perhaps lure them into his trailer without him knowing? Cya D GR# 37 Remember how lucky you are to see and touch the sky; the blind may only dream.

Guffy, Glaswegian for Englishman. You guys call us sweaty socks, we call you Guffys. Guff = fart therefore you English are Fartys..... see also jobbie, toley, keech, and poop. Consider it a term of endearment...

"Can't think of much else except maybe sneak up behind and goose them" Tandem masters privelege, surely??? Cya D GR# 37 Remember how lucky you are to see and touch the sky; the blind may only dream.

Won't be watching the Guffys, but hope Nigeria stuff em..... Cya D GR# 37 Remember how lucky you are to see and touch the sky; the blind may only dream.

We can deliver the 'not proven' verdict, and then revisit the trial at some stage in the future, its kinda "we know you did it, we think your guilty, we just can't prove it" thing Cya D GR# 37 Remember how lucky you are to see and touch the sky; the blind may only dream.

Just had a an idea, tie a small golden retriever puppy to the end of the loo roll and it will probably self recover for you, hence no litter. Brits will get his joke, Colonial Cousins will just have to visualise the "Andrex Puppy" Cya D GR# 37 Remember how lucky you are to see and touch the sky; the blind may only dream.

All this toilet roll on the grass, reminds of an Arsenal game.... Cya D GR# 37 Remember how lucky you are to see and touch the sky; the blind may only dream.

Andre, now look what you've started, an environmental disaster --loo roll spread out all over the country..., sudden increase in demand for Andrex (wait a minute, Andre+Andrex wtf?), shares rocket, stock market collapse, lack of loo rolls on DZs across the country, global anarchy at the hands of the Tumblephuqs. Very irresponsible. So was it single or two ply? Plain or coloured? Bwahahaha you little scamp... Cya D GR# 37 Remember how lucky you are to see and touch the sky; the blind may only dream.

Put a couple of packs of birdseed on the roof of his trailer, that wil mean he will be up bright and early too.... Cya D GR# 37 Remember how lucky you are to see and touch the sky; the blind may only dream.

3= first time more than ten jumps a weekend? Cya D GR# 37 Remember how lucky you are to see and touch the sky; the blind may only dream.

Aha, you see in civilsed countries like Scotland, we can return a verdict of not proven, which means we can retry bad guys later on regardless...... Cya D GR# 37 Remember how lucky you are to see and touch the sky; the blind may only dream.