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The theory of 3964 Top FIFA boffins sat down and analyzed many giga bites of statistics in an attempt to deduce through strictly Euclidian Mathematical methods, in advance of the games being played, who would win the 2002 World Cup. Here now for the first time is the amazing results of their work and also a 100% certain forecast of who will win the game between England and Brazil. The last time Brazil Won the world Cup was 1994, before that it was 1970... 1994 + 1970 = 3964 The last time Argentina won the World Cup was 1986, before that it was 1978... 1986 + 1978 = 3964 The last time Germany won the World Cup was 1990, before that it was 1974... 1990 + 1974 = 3964 Therefore to reveal who the winners of the 2002 is simple, Subtract 2002 from 3964... 2002 - 3964 = 1962 In 1962, the World Cup was held in Chile the competition was won by Brazil Therefore it is a mathematical certainty that England are fu#ked ! Hurray for Science !!! "I might bend my hat in the process, but I'd still teach that guy a lesson or two" David Lund......

Hey, I don't want you stalking TequilaGirl, or any of the other Texas hotties, the moment my back is turned....... Not that you normally wait till my back is turned anyway... "I might bend my hat in the process, but I'd still teach that guy a lesson or two" David Lund......

Rocking shots Josh.... "I might bend my hat in the process, but I'd still teach that guy a lesson or two" David Lund......

"You sure you want to do that? I've heard she's a real bitch" Under that cold, hard, unforgiving exterior theres a .... cold, hard, unforgiving interior.. "I might bend my hat in the process, but I'd still teach that guy a lesson or two" David Lund......

Incident? hell yes, accident hell no! "I might bend my hat in the process, but I'd still teach that guy a lesson or two" David Lund......

Ahem, I look forward to reading in Parachutist... 'Deceased was found to be using stolen gear" "I might bend my hat in the process, but I'd still teach that guy a lesson or two" David Lund......

Grahams moved on. He's working in Huston now. Dayumm, I'm about to leave Houston, I wish I'd known he was here.... Either way, look out for a large freeflier with a huge baggy clown suit, and a purple tie dyed javelin.... "I might bend my hat in the process, but I'd still teach that guy a lesson or two" David Lund......

"Mike X" Is that Pizza Mike? Mike Fizzichelissi or something like that? A gangly youth who may have been packing around Europe a couple of years back? "I might bend my hat in the process, but I'd still teach that guy a lesson or two" David Lund......

Soon old friend, I will break free from this firewall bondage, and shake loose the corporate shackles that bind me to my desk, and we shall chat once more in open, and humerous discourse.... Till then....pooot.....I'll have to make do with the real thing.......which is where I'll be in about 8 minutes..... "I might bend my hat in the process, but I'd still teach that guy a lesson or two" David Lund......

"Brit skydiving partner of mine practice his cutaway pantomime" Yeah in Brit land, a lot of us are taught to peel, then pull the cutaway....... I chopped 4 times now and really can't remember the first three, but on thelast one I definitely peeled, paused then punched out the cutaway handle.....I actually wanted to film it , but was suffering a battery mal as well as a misbehaving canopy..... "I might bend my hat in the process, but I'd still teach that guy a lesson or two" David Lund......

"Interviewing Rhino after his clone jumped the 46..." Something bizarre has obviously happened in the cloning process, perchance a mix up with genetic material form cobaltdan? "I might bend my hat in the process, but I'd still teach that guy a lesson or two" David Lund......

"I'm still waiting for mine " May you wait long and patiently for it Dave..... "I might bend my hat in the process, but I'd still teach that guy a lesson or two" David Lund......

St Andrews, coolio, that is where I will be jumping when I get back... Tell Graham Harris, big Dave Mckelvie is about to return.....And he'd better lay in some beer. Say hi to Andy Hilton, Bryan Dyas, Stevie Tawse and Jo, and just about anyone else there who remembers me......I haven't jumped there for a couple of years, it will be good to be back. "I might bend my hat in the process, but I'd still teach that guy a lesson or two" David Lund......

Talk about mixed emotion, relief at not being involved.... heartache at being rumbled..... "I might bend my hat in the process, but I'd still teach that guy a lesson or two" David Lund......

"That's what skydiving needs, Midgets" Yeah, more room for us 'generously proportioned' peeps..... "I might bend my hat in the process, but I'd still teach that guy a lesson or two" David Lund......

"Oh but in these shoes? *tosses Clay a pair of 4 inch pumps" "I might bend my hat in the process, but I'd still teach that guy a lesson or two" David Lund......

"Ankle and wrist cuffs, maybe... " "I might bend my hat in the process, but I'd still teach that guy a lesson or two" David Lund......

Yup, my tuppence worth (about 2.8 cents btw) Buy a bottle of Cuvee Napa Mumm, and chill it real hard, then quaff.....prolly won't notice the difference anyway, and he'll still have enough for jumping......OR....... Spend the same money on lots and lots of beer and share amongst the compadres....... "I might bend my hat in the process, but I'd still teach that guy a lesson or two" David Lund......

"new visual......TG, JumperPaula and Skycat in Bikinis" "I might bend my hat in the process, but I'd still teach that guy a lesson or two" David Lund......

Scud, make sure you get a PAL model, and that it has DV in AND out....this is very important in the UK..Many cams are sold without this facility, and you will kick yourslef balck and blue if you overlook it. Wher do you jump by the way? It would be cool to meet a fellow DZ.commer over there........First ever Scottish DZ.com gathering anyone? "I might bend my hat in the process, but I'd still teach that guy a lesson or two" David Lund......

Ummmm I'm not sure but I think Carbonezones will be there... Look out for the smell of great food, a gnarly jumper who will entertain you throughout the night, and the ever sweet Tammi...... "I might bend my hat in the process, but I'd still teach that guy a lesson or two" David Lund......

> "I might bend my hat in the process, but I'd still teach that guy a lesson or two" David Lund......

"Don't know Alan to well so I will have to have him tell me." Set him up as administrator of a free canopy handling school, we would never have a hook turn injury again..... Sheeeee this is getting to be fun...... "there is no problem so great that we can't throw money at it till it goes away" Dave Mckelvie "I might bend my hat in the process, but I'd still teach that guy a lesson or two" David Lund......

Och, Billvon is probably working on a cure for third world starvation, or something meaningful like that, or better still, I hope he's out there jumping

"What does J/T mean and why the Vicks Vapor Rub?" Thats gotta be jump tickets, and the vapour rub to ensure you are not too stiff and sore that you can't take daily advantage of them.....Betcha Chromie would have known that...