Thanatos340

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  1. Quoted from the link I posted above: and another quote
  2. Glenn sacks (Fathers Rights Advocate) has been complaining about this for a while and seems to be making some progress. http://glennsacks.com/blog/index.php?tag=brandweek I do not agree with alot of what Glen Sacks says and does (he goes way too far sometimes) but I am glad he is out there.
  3. While it's extremely hypocritical, maybe that's why she's so against it now? Maybe she realized the mistakes she made and is trying to help other people not do it? I dunno. *shrug* Either that or it is really good for ratings. Personally I am not a fan of those that feel it is their place in life to Judge and berate/belittle others.
  4. What a great Moral Beacon she is. Atleast she was close to her Mother.. OK.. Maybe not.. But atleast she is Honest.. OK.. Maybe not.
  5. Jello-J`s Life Lesson for Today.. (Pay Close attention). 1) Your Happiness is irrelevant. If you want IT, Get used to this fact. 2) expect IT to change from moment to moment. If you ever actually figure out what IT is, Women are contractually obligated to change the definition of IT imeadiately. No man can ever really know what IT currently is. 3) What most guys dont understand is that women do NOT want to be understood. A woman that is completely understood has no mystery or allure left. So when a Woman is complaining that you do not understand them, That is actually not a bad thing and really quite reassuring to them deep down (Although again they are contractually obligated to never admit this).
  6. "IT" Duh.. Dont you speak Womaneze?
  7. Cant say I was sad to see Latin Lap Lover go. He really brought nothing special to the show. In a way I Glad that Country girl is still there (Although I still want to hogtie her and Brand her Ass with "I will NOT fuck up any more Beatles Songs" and of course make her pay for her sins by bringing me beer and sammiches for a month.) Actually after listening to her sing the same song again last night, I realized that it was the MUSIC that was really horrible. Her vocals were not that bad and if the band wasn’t going so overboard with that Cotton Eye Joe backbeat the song would not have been quite so painful. next week.. Cruella Le Pew, Ms. Philipina LBFM and forgettable Black Chick all best step it up else they will on the chopping Block.
  8. Can I try?? So Sartre, How YOU doin.. (Did it work?)
  9. I did the math to figure out the most expensive sex I ever had.. Met this girl in College, Dated a couple months.. Hit it no more than about 10 times during that time frame. Went our separate ways and then about 6 weeks later got THE call.. Lets see.. $1000 a month for 16 years so far plus Clothes, toys, Summer camps, race cars, birthdays, Christmas and general expenditures.. I am up to well over $300K so far.. So my daughters Mom cost me about $30,000 a pop and still counting. (Getting my daughter makes it all worthwhile though)
  10. In my world you just never go to A and there's no problemo.
  11. I can honestly say that I have never had that problem. My bar tab usualy exceeds the minimum by atleast a factor of 10. And what bar are you going to that you can get drunk for less than $25??
  12. Rocker Boy is the Really Bad Hair emo Guy. Michael Johns is simply Granpa. I dont review the over 60 crowd.
  13. I thought they split up. And I thought the guy WAS the Monkey. I am confused.
  14. So give us the run down on who YOU think should win?? After this weeks performance.. Country Girl should be Flayed and drug through salt for what she did to that song. I really liked her before last night but Cowgirl gots to go!! Dont get wrong, I would still like to Lasso her and put on my spurs and see if I hold on for the full 8 seconds but she is guilty of crimes against humanity for butchering 8 days a week like that. Cruella le Pew - The Skunk Girl should have been long ago. I like Janis too but I can only listen to her so Long. The gay latin lapdancer.. Hopefully he can get his Job back. he is going to need it. Chikizie my neizie - Did what he needed to do last night and showed a lot of range.. I mean Bluegrass to Rock in the same song from a fat black guy.. Who would have thunk it. He will make it a while. Dread lock Boy - Needs to wash his hair. He should have plenty of time for that soon. Young Smiley Boy - Needs to sneak into the Room shared by Cruella le Pew and the Irish Lass and let them girls give him the Cherokee Kid treatment. After that he may have a chance. Miss Carlie Simon wannabe - Someone show that girl the Buffet Line. She needs a few cheese burgers in the worst kinda way. I swear I saw her as the after picture on one of those anti-Meth billboards. A couple more weeks and she is gone. The Irish Lass - She already bankrupted one record company.. Yes she is the most polished (Amazing how good 2 Million dollars worth of polish can make you look) and has a great voice.. But she just fall short of true greatness.. She will be top 3. Really Bad Hair emo guy - Someone needs to tell him that Eddie Vedder called and wanted his cheesy grunge vocals back. It is not emo.. it is just grunge revisited no matter what they want to call in now a days. Unfortunately I think we are stuck with him for a while. The LBFM – Someone tell that chick to quit crying during every Vote off. Did she give all those people a little Pilipino Love or something? Good Voice, Cute but too damn whiney. Oh and someone buy that chick a Rack so she can make some real money. My predictions: Tonight – Country Girl rides off into the sunset. (Or the black girl that went first last night.. She is completely forgettable) Top 3 will be – Chikizie my Neizie, the Irish Lass and Bad Hair Emo Boy.
  15. Bullshit. You just haven't been visiting the right stores. Just ask Spitzer. for $5,500 you can get REALLY screwed.
  16. I never really watched Idol before this season. Had no interest in it at all. But this year a Girl from my hometown that my daughter knew made it so I watched.. and now I hate to admit it.. But I got sucked in. Have Simon and Seacrest always been so snippy with each other? Two of the worlds most obnoxious people taking pot shots at each other is rather funny.
  17. Not just the SO... I would buy me some new friends Too. Get really cool ones this time. Oh.. and a pet Monkey. I always wanted a Monkey.
  18. All I remember was we mixed a Bottle of crown, a Bottle of baileys and a bottle of something else into a gallon jug and then eberything is a little fuzzy after that. If the girls ever mention Duckfarts,, RUN. HIDE. That is the best advise I could ever give you.
  19. 1. C - 6 2. D -2 3.A -4 4.C -2 5. D -5 6. B - 4 7. B -2 8. B - 7 9. B -6 10, B - 2 Total - 40
  20. And crown and whatever else is in duck farts.. Demon boy.. Mix it in a gallon Jug and take your chances. I played that gane once. I lost.
  21. How big is the house and Will I have to do Windows too? Oh... and I am NOT wearing THAT outfit either.
  22. Does that come with Sammiches and Beer?
  23. With all the Hubbub about the NY Gov paying $5,500 for a call girl, Several of my co-workers and I got to discussing how does it really cost to get Laid nowadays. Being engineer types, They quickly calculated what their resent divorces cost vs the number of times they actually got laid. They came up with an average cost of $500 per screw. Blow jobs cost considerably more they said. Usually about 8 to 10 grand a piece. As a single guy I told them that sex was only about half that price by the time you bought the drinks and dinner and Blowjobs were generally thrown in for free. So guys, Lets hear it.. What is the most you paid for sex? and women.. What is your average price?
  24. That will NEVER happen. Men will always have to pay for Sex (One way or another) but the Wives (And those looking to becomes wives) will never put up with the competition. If that did happen, Why would ANY man buy a cow (and pay for all that upkeep and maintenance) when he could run out and just buy a quart of milk whenever he wanted it? Nope. Not going to Happen.
  25. $5,500 an Hour??? WOW!!! Couldn’t he just get a an intern and save ALOT of hassle and cash. That would NOT have even been illegal. Would have been much easier to call the secretary and say "Could you please send in the Intern wearing the Blue Dress." Prostitute is such a harsh word, He should have referred to her as his "Stress Relief Consultant". It is always nice to see the Holier than Thou Hypocrites get caught pants down.