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She isnt still drinking so much in her condition is she? She should really be taking it easy.

My quest for my Lost Sense of Humor took me see an old friend today. They informed me that I may be suffering from a serious medical condition generally known as "Lakanookie". They informed me that loss of a sense of Humor is the first sign of this serious affliction. They highly recommended a cure generally known as Some STRANGE. I went to the local Pharmacy and asked the pharmacist if they knew where I could find some STRANGE as I may be suffering from Lakanookie. She was NOT helpful. Security was pretty nice as they escorted me out and quietly mentioned to me that they were also a victim of this horrible disease and asked that if I find the elusive STRANGE that I come back and let them know where cause they were quietly looking too. Hopefully I will find some Strange soon and my Sense of Humor will be back although I am told that the prognosis is not good as Strange is much easier to find while the sense of Humor is still intact. If anyone can help me with this serious condition, It would be greatly appreciated. Thank you.

Sorry, I lost my sense of Humor, NOT my soul. I have never felt the overwhelming need to belittle others just to make me feel better about myself. Besides, we have several posters here already that have that pretty well covered.

Helmets do save lives. But they also contribute to some accidents. They limit your Hearing and Peripheral Vision. The Helmet argument always reminds me of the RSL Debate. It can save your life (And usually will) or it can cost you your life. I think each person should be able to choose.

The Label.

You mean Chick Beer?

YOU always buy the beer. If YOU do something for the FIRST Time, YOU owe a case of beer to the DZ. General rule of thumb: Always bring a case of Beer with you to the DZ. That way when you inevitably do some FIRST, You will already be covered. When you Graduate AFF, YOU owe a case of Beer. When you do your first 4 Way, YOU owe a case of Beer, When you jump your own gear for the FIRST time, YOU owe a case of Beer. You Puke on the plane, Clean it up and then go buy a case of Beer.

Dave??? Dave`s not here.

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Beer Rules For your first Hundred Jumps or so, Plan on Buying ALOT of beer. Budweiser, Bud Light, Bush, Natural Light, Miller or other such Swill does not qualify as BEER. Acceptable Beer consists of: Heineken Newcastle Shiner Bock Guinness Corona Bass Some people might even let you get away with Rolling Rock but only because it comes in a green bottle. A 12 pack is NOT a Case of beer. It is a 12 pack. A CASE of Beer is two 12 packs or 24 Beers.

For REAL aerodynamics, You need something Super Cool.. Like an early 70`s Pinto. The Mitzar!! It flew a few times till the one time it didn’t. Pintos don’t fly so well when the wings fall off as the Inventors discovered.

It is called Popcorn bidding. Many other auction sites use it. Ebay usues Proxy Bidding. They have considered Popcorn Bidding many times but thier marketing stratagy is to push the you WON it idea. I wish they would have a Popcorn option as well but it is not the way they operate.

Nope, Last time it was it was seen near either of those places it was viciously attacked, castrated, set on fire and almost destroyed. The mere mention of those places would send it cowering into the nearest corner.

Ummm.. Look up E-Stim. NSFW Disclaimer: While the above link may have real SHOCK value, It is posted purely for educational purposes and not intended to violate the new and improved Bonfire VIBE.

Ooopps. I really owe someone an apology. I guess I lost more than just my sense of humor.

Do I get to keep the change?

Lets see.. A Steamroller, Followed by a Kitty Crack Margarita and then you doing that thing where raise your hands and jump up and down?? Not sure that would return my sense of Humor but It would make forget I lost it for a while. What time should I be there and which one of us is cooking dinner?

Oh shit!! I agree with Remi. I am scared. Very scared.

No wonder it left me. I would ask for it back but I strongly suspect it is much happier where it is. I hope it amuses you as much as it used to amuse me.

See.. This is normally where I would respond with something slightly (OK.. VERY Slightly) Humorous and most definitely off-color.. However in light of the fact that I am still missing my sense of Humor, all I can say is.. Yes. What kind of sandwich would you like?

I left my sense of Humor?? It has been missing for a while and I really miss it. It is kind of an Odd shape, Occasionally sharp edges, not very clean (Actually rather filthy if the truth be told) and generally the low brow model. Last I saw it; it was keeping my Mind company in the Gutter. Those two usually hung out there a lot. That was several weeks ago and I haven’t seen it since. I am prepared to offer a reward for its safe return. Thank you.

This is the NEW Bonfire. My Brand of Humor is no longer welcome here. I did take the quoted statement below to be directed at People exactly like me. It is a pretty good description of my habits. It has been a reoccurring theme here lately but in some ways I am thankful for it. It helps me separate the elitist pompous assholes from the people that I would actually like to associate with. All this bullshit about who belongs here and who doesn’t and who us a REAL Skydiver™ and who isn’t is just that. Bullshit. Some people are Fun to be around, Some people are good People. Others are not. How often they jump has no relevance to that at all.

et tu Brute? This is sick. Sad and pathetic actually. I personally don’t care what you call me. Poser Dushe bag?? Fine if that is what you need to do to make yourself feel special, Go for it. Skydiving is something I do occasionally. It is an activity. To do this activity does not require someone to forsake all else in life as some would want people to believe. What the hell is wrong with making 1 or 2 jumps a month as long as the person doing them is not getting on Jumps they shouldn’t be on? I go to the DZ to relax and get away from the real world. Maybe make a jump or two, Hang out with some friends and have a few drinks at the end of the day. It is NOT about how many Jumps you made today for me, but about how many laughs did you share with friends. Does this make me a Poser Dushe Bag? I am sure by most definitions, YES. But the people with those attitudes can Kiss my Lilly White Ass. What the Fuck happened to this sport? What used to be a great group of friendly welcoming people has become a group of hypocritical pompous asses. If you aren’t making every possible load, You don’t belong here. If you don’t make skydiving the only thing in your life you don’t belong here. I have every intention to right on doing exactly what I have been doing for the past several years. Goto the DZ most weekends and maybe make a Jump or two maybe more if I feel like it or not at all if I don’t. People that think this makes me somehow less COOL than they are can also kiss my Lilly White Ass. The number of times that you jump out of a plane does not make any more or less of an asshole and has absolutely no bearing on how cool you are.

I recently was doing a presentation for a client where I following an employee of that company that was recommending My Application. Their power point presentation was good up till the slide that said they needed to purchase a new SEQUEL Server to host my application.

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