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3 simple rules my friend.. To lead a happy and peaceful life.. 1) No Red Heads 2) No Strippers 3) No Women from Alabama. You ever see a red-headed stripper from Alabama heading your way.. RUN! As fast as you possibly can. Sorry Paul, I couldn’t do that to you. They are dangerous creatures. They will rip heart out, Dance on your shattered corpse and laugh as they pour salt on the gaping hole in your chest they ripped your heart out of. Nope. They should all come with warning labels. Nothing but pure trouble. No mortal man can truly handle a red head. Dont kid yourself. Of course occasionally I have to hang out with one long enough to remind myself why I made this rule in the first place.

Rule #1 - No Redheads!! They are temperamental, moody and generally more trouble than they are worth. Them girls are nothing but trouble I tell you. (Oh.. Hi Belinda - Welcome to the forums)

Uggg!! This is Just one sick Joke today. April Woot off Day??

here is the way I currently see it, In order. 9) LBFM - Should be gone next. Cant see her doing country at all. But her fan base may pull it out for her again. 8) Forgettable Black Chick - Nothing wrong with her, Just not enough right with her. County night could be the end for her. 7) Country Hottie - She should shine tonight. This is her night to go big or go home. I do really like her and they NEED the country element on the show. 6) Smiley Boy - This kid annoys the hell out of me. I dont see what everyone else thinks is so great. He totally blew it the past few weeks. If there was a way to vote against someone, I would wear my phone out dialing to get rid of this kid. That smile is just plain creepy!! Tell him to go back to star search. 5) Should Wash is Nappy Ass Hair Dread Boy - One trick Pony. But that boy is going to be soo deep Aggie Poontang when he gets back to Texas he just might screw himself to death. I know I would if I was him. Of course we all know what they say about those aggies.. and I dont see no Horns either. so maybe not. 4) Grandpa - He did OK with the Queen Cover but still hasnt shown he is anything more than an over the hill (For a Pop Star anyway) good club performer. 3) Irish Lass - (I bet that would be one fun ride!!) anyway.. She has the talent to go deep but not all the way. She should step it up tonight. 2) Needs to eat a cheeseburger, Carlie Simon wannabe - If she will be still and keep her mouth closed when she is not singing, she could go deep. Country will suit her very well I think. 1) Bad Hair Emo Boy - He would really have to screw up a couple times to loose this. It is his to win. And after he does maybe he can afford a stylist that will finally let him know that he can afford the entire hair cut next time.

Yes, But he used the Armageddon removal method.

MMA = Mixed Martial Arts Correct? Kids taking Karate Lessons and Starting with Martial Arts at a young age is nothing new. Kids competing in Martial Arts Tournaments is nothing new. Learning grappling skills is a good idea for the same reasons that Martial Arts in general is. Discipline, Confidence and most likely infinitely more useful in a real fight. Of course the most important lesson in Martial Arts is how to avoid getting into a fight.

Me too. Especially when it is right as I wake up and look next to me. I thought we agreed we weren't going to talk about that night. I didnt. I was talking about the next morning. And who were those midgets and how the hell did the Lama get in there.

Me too. Especially when it is right as I wake up and look next to me.

Same here. Just buy a few so we can get the next item. I want my BOC!!!!! And Leakfrogs too. Gotta have Leakfrogs.

I am just glad that there not time for Bolas to get his delivered before this weekend. Actually it would be rather funny watching somone try to wear thosse around the FArm with all the Dogs runiing around there.

Same with my daughter. 2 Spankings in her life.. Once when she was 3 for hittin my mom and once when she was 5 for Talking back. Corporal punishment is a last resort but needed to get a point across when they will not listen otherwise. The kid in that article was completely out of control from the sounds of it. Trying to push another kid into oncoming traffic, Punching their teacher, Refusing to cooperate.. At that point it is way past time to Beat the kids ass and then Beat their parents ass for letting get that far out of control.

Forget the Taser, That kid needed a good old fashion ass beating in the worst kinda way. If she got off with just a tasering, THAT is a crime.

This is going to be an expensive day. So far I am in for an R/C Super Flying Saucer and a Roomba. Now Waiting for the BOC`s.

I have met everyone that counts one here.. Well except for Dangeroo, Shotgun, kbordon and a few others.. Oh and Mishskygal. Cant wait to meet Mishskygal.

Please ask him What if anything is being done to protect the site where the Parachute was found? That place must be crawling with treasure hunters by now if nothing has been done to protect it.

WOOT WOOT WOOT!! Its a WOOT Off today. Time to buy all kinds of Useless junk that you never knew you didnt need. Hoping to score my first Bag of Crap today!! (Besides, It gives you something to do till the proxy errors here go away.)

Is it possible that they also have spare time? Seems like ALOT of people would be very interested in this case if new evidence came to light. certainly an opinion that would shared by many people. However this Forum is about Skydiving history. There has never been a more Notorious Jumper (Notice I dont say Skydiver because That has never been proven) than Dan/DB Cooper. He is forever intertwined into the history of this sport whether we like it or not. This is an extremely high profile case that has baffled the FBI for over 35 years. Perhaps the most famous unsolved case ever. What real benefit would there be to finally finding answers? None really other than finally knowing the answers. Sometimes that is enough. But in this case, we may (very slight chance but its there) be able to finally put this to rest. If (HUGE IF) there is a Harness buried there and DB`s remains are in it.. We will finally know.. He didn’t make it. Identifying him may not be possible but having the remains brings up all kind of new possibilities. If the Harness is there and it is empty, We know most likely (But not certainly) he did make it.

Yes.. But I created her so that still makes it all about me. Right?

Of course. My World centers around me and so should everyone elses.

A few questions that I haven’t found answers for: And it REALLY sucks that ckret is not here to answer(I can only assume he sent some nasty PM`s or something after reading the other thread because he was banned and people obviously trolling the thread and throwing out PA`s left and right were not) 1) When was the Parachute actually discovered? 2) When was it actually given to ckret? 3) Why the hell did he only spend 45 Minutes looking around where it was found? Sorry but I have only a passing interest in this case.. If something like that popped up, There is NO way would leave after 45 minutes. I dont care if it took days, Find where that chute came from and look for a body and/or the harness. 5) If all this happened a couple weeks ago, Who has been protecting the "Scene". Do you have any idea what DB Coopers Harness would bring on ebay?? Some things don’t add up here.

Average Trip to the Salon. Cut with Stylist $35 (Top Stylist also happens to be Skydiver that give Jumpers a discount) Colorist - $125 for Full Color and $80 for Partial Color and Highlights. My daughter has REALLY think hair and it takes forever for the colorist. Tips - Usually $20 to Stylist, $20 to Colorist and $10 to Wash Girl. Yes, I over tip. Always have, Always will. Total Cost = $210 Also usually get talked into "Salon Products" before leaving too. Yep. Sucker tattooed across my forehead. Actually I did cut her off this year on the cuts. The Skydiver Stylist that gave us the discount moved to a new location that is just too far for us. Last two times she got her hair done was a Local Salon that was less expensive but the color was not good at all.

The weather Looks GREAT to me. Highs in the upper 70`s. Lows in the 50`s. The 30% chance of Isolated T-Stoms is really nothing to be overly concerened about. If you dont like the weather here.. Just wait a minute, It will change.

I have to agree that we do not need the government telling us which fashions we can wear.. The real solution here would be to REPEAL whatever law it is that says we cant go up to said gangster wannabe and Staple his pants in place. (Actually it doesn’t really bother me. I kind of like it when Idiots make themselves so readily visible.)

And THOSE people can surely point out just as many extremist on this side of the Fence that have some pretty stupid ideas as well. Lots of Rightwingers are just as scary as Lefties.

Sounds like you just need to get a Trunk Monkey.