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She is scary. She comes across as a Hormonal Basket case that wants to cry at the drop of a hat. Every time I see her, I think she is about to "open up" and want to "Talk about my Feelings". Also did I mention that she needs to eat a Cheeseburger or 50 cause she is a walking skeleton? She has a nice voice buy that teary eyed crap is waaaaaaay old and I DON’T want hear about her feelings. Someone hand that girl a bucket of Chicken and tell her not to say a word till all of it is gone.

Check it out..http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZlQDPJFWWFc Heart With Frergie doing Barracuda. Ummm.. Frergie.

You know you will have to dedicate THAT song to HIM, Right?? Hope that Fat Fucker is Listening tonight. Break a Leg Robby.

So does that mean we more money if we start more threads??

The ones that Molest and Abuse Children.. Yes. And the ones that KNEW what was going on and did nothing but try to hide it.. Yep, them too.

So what you are saying is Yes, you trying to get out of a Speeding ticket?

I did get out this past weekend and make sure to water Lee`s Tree properly. Those Apples will taste a little extra Tangy when they are ready I promise!!

The AI stuff is THE top selling downloads on iTunes right now. They are making a Killing off this. I just wonder if the Performers are getting any cut at all from the online Sales. I Know BMI/ASCAP will be making sure the song writers get thier cuts from the sales but I dont think the performers are getting anything.

I have so much money from all the royalties, i just don't know what to buy. Can i pay you to be my sex slave for a weekend? I am Expensive, But worth it.

Ummm.. If you havent been getting a check.. Well.. You might want to work on your rating a little. Not all will qualify.

Every time any of us make a post, Each and every Post is reviewed by all the Mods. Each Mod then rates each post for Content, Composition and Delivery. Those scores are then combined and averaged out to give each a user rating. Those ratings are used to determine how much each of us are paid in royalties from the Millions of Dollars that this site brings in from advertising revenue. Those of us from The Farm used our royalty checks from last month to buy this. Next month we are thinking Casa.

A 25 year old slightly better than average but not great Karaoke singer. Yes he has a good voice but Idol is also about the performance. Connecting with the song and connecting with the audience. If I do what you suggest, I am taking that out of the equation. You could say the exact same thing about Syesha. She has a really good voice but no spark. Yes he still young, but already has MUCH more experience than most of the others. He has been performing since he was 3. He was 11 or 12 when he WON Star Search. He has performed all over the world already and spent most of his life traveling around performing. Like most of the others, he is FAR from an Amateur. And he has not yet developed a personality other than a Cheesy Smile. That is just my opinion. Obviously many people disagree with it. Nothing at all wrong with that.

In that case, I will need more than a recording for review. Video only.. especially if it is shower singing.

I didnt see where we really disagreed. You didnt like Dread Boy at all.. I said he took a chance and it worked for him but would have MUCH rather seen him Do Marleys Redemption Song. Otherwise I think we agreed on everyones performances. This is the first year I have watched Idol so I dont really know what Sanjaya was all about. I just know that David A is not as good as his Fans would want everyone to beleive. Great on Braodway or a Disney Show but NOT an American Idol. I do agree that he was one of the best last night but that more because everyone else sucked.

Yea, But I charge extra for Happy Ending (And bring your own Lufa!!).

Send me a recording. I will be glad to review it for you. Just remember, No VPL`s else you loose major points!!

Yea, She was letting the Boobage all hang out. I pretty much just tune out whenever Paula is on screen. Brooke is quickly becoming my least favorite. David A who was my least favorite comes across with no personality at all. Just a preprogrammed Autotron doing the same thing.. Smile, Lick Lips, Give standard performance of Song. No Real feeling. Brooke is just the Opposite. She has a personality.. It is just an annoying personality. And Feeling?? She got plenty of those.. Waaay Too much of those. That overly emotional constantly whiney, Lets talk about my feelings Crap would send any sane male running screaming away quickly as possible. Every time she opens her mouth all I can think is she needs to talk to her Doctor about changing her Birth Control Pills cause she is on waaaaaay too much estrogen and her hormones are constantly out of wack.

I ALWAYS check for the panty lines. Chick wearing Granny Panties aint planning on getting busy anytime soon. Best to spent yo time talking to the ones that dont have visable panty lines.

Tonight’s performance Ratings: 1. Country Hottie - Sorry KLC Haters, She nailed it tonight. Looked great, Sounded Great, Absolutely her best performance. I so wanted to talk her into a few body shots after her performance tonight. 2. Smiley Lip Licker Kid - Can’t stand the kid usually but tonight he gets second just because the rest were not that good. I am still not a fan and don’t get what people see in this kid but he better than the rest tonight. 3. Syesha - Good performance, A little too much urban yodeling for my taste (If you cant hold the note, Vibrato is NOT a proper substitute) but a better performance overall for her. Still forgettable but less so than usual. 6. Dread Lock Aggie Boy - He took a chance and did well with it. I really think he would have done MUCH better with Marleys Redemption Song. Not because of the dreads but I think it would have suited his voice and style much better. 4. Grandpa - Not his best but still better than the rest. 5. Irish Lass - I thought she looked horrible tonight. Those jeans were a HUGE fashion mistake. Made her look really fat and they were way too tight. The Panty Lines were tacky (And who would have ever guessed Carley was the Granny panty type). The song was a miss for her too. I like Carley and wish she would just be herself and quit trying to conform to what Simon wants her to be. I soooo wish she would have done Dear God by XTC tonight as her inspirational song. Much more suited to her style. 7. Need to eat a Cheese Burger Girl (Brooke) - Sorry but she just didnt do it tonight. Tried to over sell it and didnt sound that good. The more I see her, the less I like her. 8. Bad Hair Emo Boy (David Cook) - My Favorite left but by far his worst night. He looks very pale and sickly. Not sure if he is still having health problems or if the pressure is just getting to him but he really needs to step it back up. Funny thing is this list is almost the exact inverse of how I feel each talent wise. Bottom 3 Predictions for Thursday night: Syesha (She just doesn’t have the fan base to carry her), David Cook and Carley. Carley goes home.

This thread is bordering on the topic of "Sport Fucking" which we all know is a Taboo topic here. Another way of phrasing this question is would rather have Ms Right or Ms Right NOW!! The answer to that varies. First of all, in today’s world either case would require the proper protective gear that should help reduce the chance of procreation. Now it is a well known fact that Psycho Chicks are MUCH better in bed than not so Psycho Chicks. I dont know why that is, But it is. Thus if you just looking to have some fun, Go for the Psycho Chick. If you are looking for Procreation and/or long term hook ups.. Go for the not so Psycho Girl. There is a time and place for each.

I also did make sure to go water Lee`s Apple Tree at the Farm Properly on Saturday night With New Castle even. (Filtered of course with my very own Kidneys). (Lee would never stand for me wasting perfectly good beer otherwise) I am certian at one point in the evening I heard Lee calling me a Dumbass. He was Right as usual.

No. I am never wrong. This was discussed before in this Thread.

I must admit that you did bring me a Very Good sammich this weekend. And you did get a few Beers when asked. Now for the critique: 1) The Sammich (Good as it was) was a a little too much on the COVERED side. A Proper Sammich like the one you brought me is best served completely uncovered. 2) On several occasions, I had to ask you to get me a Beer. Your Beer Monitoring could use some work as there were a couple times when my beer was almost completely empty and I had to point this out to you before you brought me another one. Kudos and excellent marks for always making sure to open each beer without having to be reminded though. In general you made progress but still have a ways to go.

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There was a site a while back selling basically a very HIGH Gloss Spray. Their claim was that if you sprayed this on your tag, It would not be noticed but if a Bright Flash it would be so reflective that it would blind the Camera. I doubt it really worked but it was a funny idea.