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Stiring the Pot. Flickin the Bean. Paddlin the Canoe. Spankin the Monkey (Unisex term even) BOB (Battery Operated Boyfriend)

Mmmmmm. Nooners.

I love this idea. I wonder what a HUGE Moon Walk and 20 Gallon of baby oil would cost to have delivered to Skyfest?

I am ALWAYS Innocent. Oh.. And your jello shots SUCK.

Same old story.. You always trying to get into my Panties. Shame on you girl. this is about an Innocent Wrasslin Match. If it will make you happy.. Panties are optional. how’s that?

No Darling... That would just be the Beginning!! I know you two Ladies would never dare challenge me in a good old fashion WWE Wrastlin Match cause you know you would loose. I wouldnt want to embarrass you girls like that. But iffn you ever did happen to remember to wear your big girl panties.. and somehow manage to gather up the courage to a shot.. All I gots to say is I will try my very best to gentle with you two. I might even almost let you think that you might have a chance of winning.. For few seconds anyway.

Long as people know that it isnt really needed, If they want to waste their money.. Hey.. It IS their money. More power to them. Sadly most people have been led to believe that 3 Month or 3000 miles is what they are supposed to be doing. That is generally not true. RTFM People. RTFM.

And Find out what your ACTUAL Auto Manufacturers recommendation is. The 3000 mile thing is created by people the sell oil changes and is a complete waste for most vehicles. Most newer vehicles recommend 5000 to 7500 miles between oil changes. (Every 7500 miles for both my Honda Accord and Dodge Ram 1500 according to the owners Manaual) Read your owners manual and go by those recommendation, not what the oil change guys are telling you. Of course they want you to think you need to change your oil twice as often as you really need to.

Fake?? What the hell you mean by FAKE?? Wrestlin is REAL!! I would have one those two in Full Nelson while I took the other one down with a Figure 4 Leg Lock. Next I would Put the Sleeper on em and it would Be Ova!! Them girls gots better sense that to want a Piece o me!

I want to wrestle You and Kitty. No hold barred, tag team, No 3 knock down ruile, No standing 8 count. Bring it!!

Who would you be most likely to purchase the Pay per View to watch in a Texas Grudge Cage Match live on the next Wrestlemania? Who would win and why? Also what each Wrestlers Power move be?

You are most likely correct but I still believe that the Producers have some say in who goes and who stays. An All Male Final 3 would not help their ratings. If this was actually based on Talent, The final two would be David C and Syesha with David C winning. Unfortunately The teenage girls will keep Nappy headed Dread boy around because “He is sooooo Cute” and the Geriatric “Would NEVER actually buy an Album but really like that Clean cut Kid with no personality” group will keep voting for David A in between watching WWF and WCW Smackdown while waiting on the next NASCAR race to start.

Now finally we MIGHT be able to get through atleast one show without some Ditzy Dumbass that doesnt know when to shut up. Oh.. Wait.. Seacrest is still on the show. Nevermind. Good sending Brooke Home. Bad that Syesha was bottom 2 Again. She was MUCH better than Jason or David A.

You have inspired me!! I see how liberating this new found freedom can be. So tonight I am going to the Local Wednesday Night Skydiver Hangout Bar and Soon as I get there.. I am going to find the Hottest wuffo Chick there and I an going to walk straight up, Introduce myself and Dump that Biatch!! Going to Break t off. Can take any more her crap. Going to give her Walkin Papers!! And then, I will find another one ad do the same. I am going to break up with every girl in the Bar!!

I lost my Deck. Actually it got repoed. I did get a new Pseudo Deck but is not any where near as good as my Incredibly Big Deck was. However I am working on a very special New Portable Deck like this one that I hope to have ready for Skyfest.

I will have my Pop-up there. It is large. (And I am bringing a Camper too!!)

You right. I needed to clearify the qualifications there.

Do we get a shirt... Jay ruined my night? No more Date Nights for YOU!!!

OK.. Your in.

If we have seen the sun come up after partying all night and/or you are Female and I have seen you nekkid.. You have a shot at being added. Women may submit Photos along with requests for consideration although personal interviews are much more likely to succeed.

The inherent flaw in Democracy is that it only works until the politicians realize that they can buy your vote with your own Money. Get my share of my own money back next week. (Actually I Think I am most likely getting my share of my future Great Grand Children’s Money as they will be the ultimately paying this bill) OK.. So what am I doing with my big Fat Check?? I figure I will spend Half on Booze and Dancing Girls.. The other half I will just waste!

If you think wuffo chicks are crazy.. Just try a few Skychicks for a while. Got news for you buddy.. Taint no difference with the exception that if she is a wuffo, hopefully she will get bored at the DZ and therefore you will have somewhere to go to get away for a while. If she is a Skychick, you have to put up with her crazy ass there as well. Seriously.. All are Crazy to some degree like someone else said. They would have to be crazy to put up with our stupid asses. Now if you want to really avoid the super crazy ones.. Avoid: 1) Red-heads 2) Strippers 3) Women from Alabama. Those are Always trouble. (Fun but Lots of TROUBLE!!)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VBsw74Wtn9w Starting 48 seconds in. Keep in mind that even though the Contestants were going to do Two Songs, They had only done one song each at this point.

OK.. I lied. I watched it again even after my extreme frustration from last week.. Paula basically confirmed that the show was fixed tonight when she started reviewing songs that hadn't been sung yet. Can’t wait to see how Idol spins this one. Now for the reviews: 1. Nappy Headed Dread Boy - Song 1 Sucked. Song 2 Sucked. One trick pony that seriously looks like he really just wants out of the competition. He is spent. And looks like Idol had planned to give him his out but since Paula screwed up and reviewed his second song before he performed it.. Who knows what will happen now. 2. Bad Hair Emo Boy (With slightly better hair tonight.) The first song was good, The second song was Fantastic. This is the first time I heard something on Idol that I would buy off iTunes (and I HATE iTunes). 3. Overly Skinny Hormonal Basketcase - She is quite possible the most annoying person I have ever voluntarily listened to. Her first song was the absolute worst of the evening. Her second was only slightly better. I think my idea of hell is I will walk in and be trapped in a room with this chick for more than 2 minutes (After that I am certain I would Chew my own legs off in hopes that I would quickly bleed to death if it meant that I could get away from her for at least a minute). 4. Smiley Lip Licker - Still dont get it and never will. Not painful (Like Brooke) but nothing special at all. Good for a cruise ship or OFF Broadway play maybe but not American idol. 5. Forgettable Black Chick - Looked absolutely Fantastic tonight. I am Talking smoking!! She finally pop on the patented Jello-J bangability scale. If she walked in looking like she did tonight, I would dropping every cheesy line I could think of till the restraining order was signed. She sounded good. I liked both songs and thought that she is finally starting to show some personality and not be quite so forgettable. Past two weeks she has really improved and I hope she makes it past next week because she deserves it. Prediction: Bottom two - Brooke and Jason. Who goes home?? It looked like the producers were setting up Jason to get home but who knows after Paula’s slip up. I hope they send Brooke home because she sucked as usual tonight and she should have been sent home last week.

She came fairly close tonight. OK.. What is a DRE??